Global Economic Collapse: Catastrophe Countdown

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>Greek
>straight

shit is going to happen, no shit
thank cheesus, I live in a tropical country
my food is secure

why the fuck has the entire curve itself shifted down so much in the last 25 years?

But all of those hue-nogs...

no need to worry, greek will pay this like last ti....

this needs to happen
>lefties will have to choose between gibs for refugees and keeping their homes
maybe they'll realize then

wtf does this even mean. Are we FINANCIALLY RUINED?

>Deutsche Bank bleeding to death, sits on Trillions in Derivatives Timebomb debt. Too big to fail/Too big to bail. Wat do?
Fake news. They're about to be bought by Goldman Sachs. They ain't bleeding shit nigga. Screencap this.

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If I has to guess, I'd suppose that the VAST quantities to US Treasuries sold would require an ocean of money to be printed in order to fulfil the debt. Rather than tempt the Hyperinflation gods, they downgrade the returns from 5% to 2%. I'd love to hear someone's informed opinion, though.

I will just assume you buy their stocks like crazy then.

I live in native land up north, not nog land

who gives a fuck about douche bank?

i thought the were all written bi brad pit

>I will just assume you buy their stocks like crazy then.
Nope, I am a poor fag, struggling in a shit tier going nowhere IT job. My wife works with some old bag who's son in law works there still. He's one of 2 employees left apparently. His honcho boss told him that GS is buying them. Who knows, but I do know this. The jews will survive.

brainlet

Yes all crypto will plunge and i can try and get rich again.

I wonder why could it be (((Epstein)))

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Doubtful. DB has a colossal balance sheet of bad debt and has been in mortal decline for years. Everyone's waiting for it to die. Only Governments are buying that. Nobody else has the cash to burn.

Debt Jubilee for the Goyim?

>Doubtful. DB has a colossal balance sheet of bad debt and has been in mortal decline for years. Everyone's waiting for it to die. Only Governments are buying that. Nobody else has the cash to burn.
No idea man, that is what she mentioned to me today. I've heard her talk about the dude before. Getting 40,000 dollar bonuses and shit. Apparently, they get like 2 weeks pay for every year that they've been there. He's got like 28 weeks of pay coming if it does fold, either way.

"It's different this time"

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>leaf can't into economics

This is the yield curve for US treasury bonds. Typically you can see a positive slope, meaning the interest rate on 30 yr bond is higher than the 3 month. However, when the curve flattens or inverts, it's the most reliable indicator that the economy is about to enter a recession within 6-18 months. It has happened preceding every recession for the last 50 years and has infrequently been wrong.

Given the trade wars, poor economic policies, debt bubbles, wealth disparity, growing loss of confidence in the United States, and a yield curve inversion in 2019, it's safe to say the economy is about to get utterly BTFO.

You're only financially ruined if you don't prepare your assets ahead of time. If you play your cards right you can make lots of money in a recession.

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Damn. Same shit happened last week. And the week before. And the week before. And....

It’s time to build a wall

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we need several walls and gun turrets
open immigration is a mistake

Very Fake News

Our economy is BOOMING
Unemployment is near 0%
The stock market has NEVER been better

Thanks. I have no assets so I think I should be fine

I actually loled

Why is that funny? It's the truth

RIP your stock portfolio

all you mother fuckers that are waiting till the last minute to do a bank run for your cash are gonna be months too late. take it out now put it in anything. crypto, canned beans, water, gold, silver

just don't leave it in the banks, you'll be fucken sorry. stop acting like they haven't refused withdrawals before.

as someone who is short up to my eyeballs.... I for one welcome being a millionaire.

What a bunch of dingalings. That debt is already being covered by a bank in France. The only problem that's happening is the mechanism with which to move the debt. Deutsche Bank is getting out of the hedge fund game and restructuring to be a normal bank again, that is literally all. Pathetic fear mongering about possibly the most crooked banking cabal since ww2.

Does anyone have that zero hedge copy pasta? I've been looking for it but can't find it.

Your point? Crying the end is nigh is pretty fun, especially since who in their right mind winds this system to continue as it is? Ashes and cinders and all that jazz.

I feel like it should be added that Rothschilds are moving to equities while Deutsche Bank exits. Should be a pretty fucking huge hint.

fnlondon.com/articles/rothschilds-safe-bet-trumps-deutsches-equities-gamble-20190722

How many shares in DB do you own? Or the French bank, for that matter? Because clearly we're all creating a fuss over nothing. If you don't have $10,000 on DB, you're a lying faggot.

Based

Gold will be 700 an ounce in the next 5 y. Buy guns

That seems like a pretty reasonable guess to me.

There is a lot of inertia, and people do expect things to develop more quickly than they do. I estimated 20 years 10 years ago. I feel confident.

Nations everywhere are buying gold hand over fist and preparing for a return to commodity-backed currency. I reckon gold will jump.

I have no shares in any bank, I'm merely informed of the situation. The fear of having shared in Deutsche Bank is literally the same risk in any investment, you obtuse twat. Try watching a crypto portfolio gain and lose thousands of dollars in a hour.

no. the comment section is like namefags in Jow Forums. unemployed/neets seeking validation by other online retards.

>There's nothing to worry about, lads, that bank with the dirt-cheap shares is totally rock solid. A real bargain!
>doesn't buy any shares
You're so fucking stupid, retarded people will stop licking windows to point at you and screech in derision. If you've actually bought crypto as anything other than a decade-long investment, you're twice as stupid as that.

Gold has been in a bubble for a while now. It’s peak was 2k and stabilized at 1300. It will go down bc it’s still in a bubble. Gov set gold at 20$ per ounce in the early 1900s. Accounting for inflation that about 700today. Buy now if you want but don’t say I didn’t warn you. Good articles out there on it but too lazy to phone post

I didn't say the situation wasn't serious, but it's far from apocalyptic as ZH always makes shit out to be. This isn't a Greece situation (yet). Regardless more vultures will swoop in to clean up whatever assets are left. If you're invested in DB then you weren't paying attention. I'm sure you'll get a few pennies on the dollar, or some other split against your favor.

You truly are a moron who deserves what's coming

it means the labor force is useless because income taxes pay the interest on treasury bonds

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Yea, at least here is one user that knows ZH has been pushing the 'end is nigh' angle for fucking YEARS. Any day now. Tomorrow. Best sell that stock. To be honest, ZH has gone quite downhill since it's earlier years. It used to be fairly decent. I remember reading them in 2006.

the very nature of fiat is to just keep declining until it's worthless. they were right then, they're right now and they'll be right in the future.

What the fuck are derivatives?

All currency gets debased over time. Honestly, were not the first civilization that had some kind of inflation, or used a fiat policy. Even Rome did, and they had inflation/economic issues during part of their Republic/Empire. Either way, the current economic model is long since broken, and need a total enema.

i realize this. so should you realize the end is eventually nigh, can you blame people for actually paying attention and being worried as opposed to just ignoring it?
it's hardly like they're the crazy person standing on the corner of the street screaming about jesus.

Value of the dollar is dropping maybe