Jesús was the first communist

>Be Jesús
>Be the son of God
>Be hated
>Be segregated
>Be falsely accused
>Give food for free
>Give wine for free
>Free healthcare
>Be kind
>Be empathic
>Sacrified for the greater good of the people
So why do righties and nazi scums use Jesús to spread their hate and biggotry?

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>>Give food for free
>>Give wine for free
>>Free healthcare
Miracles. Why are you so stupid?

>Didn't seize others property
>Didn't compel others through threat of force
Nope, not communist

You're retarded. Jesus wants Christians to willingly share and help those in need. Not be government mandated. You are missing the basic point.

So he was anarcho-socialist.

Jew priest caste were content with fleecing their own for a mere 10%; Christ demanded his followers sell all their shit and give him 100% of the proceeds. After his death the jews in charge of the treasury were taken to task by the flock for the way funds were being distributed. It was a cash scam from the get-go.

Oh, didn't see your flags. The triforce of shitposting. Your opinion are not valids.

Gee, look at all this scriptdigits faggotry! Kys pit viper.

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Lol, just pure coincidence.

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>manage a fishing company to pay roman taxes
>communist

Lol I have another ID, what the fuck happened?

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doesn't matter. I blew up your gay thread with truth linked to the first comments.

You have no choice but to slide this thread and let it die lest people get redpilled.

You fail to see the bigger picture, just like most people without any biblical teaching. Jesus preached anti-riches ideas to those that only cared about riches, Jesus preached about virtue when a person needed. Hence since he was in Israel he mostly preached against greed and against accumulation of capital to convert the jews, his whole teaching isn't about random episodes, but the whole context my fellow friend. And if you manage to realize it, you forcefully have to acknowledge that Jesus isn't on a political scale but on a moral scale

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In fact, you can manage a company and be a communist.

>jesus said give free health care
Doubt.

oh right. I forgot commies only ever repeat "communism can do that" when you corner them

You'll let it die anywa

If the company is owned by workers then it's a communist company.

right. have fun.

Rebbe Yeshua:
>Bros, just remember. If the world hates you it hated me first

Violent Shitkin:
>Thanks Rebbe, now I don't feel so bad for my violent shitskin behavior and will continue to act like a violent shitskin
>*chimpsout*

Pope:
>My Goodness!
>*kisses feet*

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None of those things involved forcibly extracting wealth from Judean commoners to give to a self-serving nomenklatura

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>Violent Shitkin:
Is a shitkin someone who gender identifies as poop?

Yes, someone who identifies as Poopkin

don't mix the two up you'll upset them