Buffalo nails dipshit tourist in Yellowstone
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lmao
The parents are the dipshits. It was just a little girl that got nailed and she doesn't know better.
The girl from Florida, kek.
The Jew fears the Bison
>Parents pass by a bison
>Leave 9 year old daughter behind
>Parents outrun bison
>Little girl doesn't
Fucking niggers.
dumb fucking chinks I swear to god
Bison be like
“Choo choo muthafuckas!!!!!!”
Why the fuck were they so close to it? Obviously everyone unaccustomed to nature thinks it can be befriended or whatever but it looks like they were only 10 meters or so away. Nature has laws and I’m pretty sure the first one involves strength and domination.
On a related note though, I do recall seeing someone go up and touch one of them in northern Alberta a couple years back. A herd was blocking a trail and some runner went and literally walked right through em.
I'm guessing asians
Shocked it wasn't a chink. Worked there for six months, they would get right next to baby Buffalo. So dumb
Chinese are the kings of finding different ways to accidentally kill themselves
>Malaysia can’t accept the conclusions of the Dutch-led probe into the downing of flight MH17,
>as the probe didn’t seem interested in establishing the truth about the tragedy, the country’s prime minister Mahathir Mohamad has said.
>“They aren’t really looking at the causes of the crash and who was responsible, but already they have decided that it must be Russia.
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It's like that statue with the little girl standing in front of a charging bull.
>nigger tier parents.
i hope they take that kid away from the parents for unnecessarily endangering the child.
picks on the smallest person there
yeah real tough guy
hurr
it happened in like 2 seconds, so maybe they just forgot. Plus they couldn't turn strait toward the girl since the bison was coming that way.
Chinks are retarded. I went hiking last summer and there was a big 6 ft. rattlesnake sprawled out in the middle of the trail. This chink walks right up to it, well within striking distance, pushing a baby stroller with his kid inside and then proceeds to ask what kind of snake it was and if it's "poisonous". It started rattling like crazy and slithered off into the bushes, but it could have just as easily tagged his kid's legs which were dangling out in front of the stroller within 2 feet of the snake. For such a supposedly intelligent race they seem to lack any form of awareness. It's no surprise to see them leave their kid behind in this instance to be trampled by the bison.
I agree, he should have killed them all. fucking pathetic
just as pathetic as how Hitler somehow missed killing the other 6,000,000 jews that all survived to today
>Let's hang out by and harass this wild animal 20 times our size.
Fucking retards.
Sorry your dad was a pussy. Mine would have punched that bison if it was charging me.
is that Simone Biles little sis?
BISON'ED
impressive, grew up around these in south dakota. never seen anyone just walk right up to a wild one. fucking stupid, they're like trucks made out of meat.
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10/10
lmfao
KEK
Based bison
Tatanka
Why do retards always come to my state. Fuck the rest of the country, stay out of my state!
>Buffalo says YEET
Why do they always target lolis?
topkek. As her parents run away. Classic.
this is why i love Jow Forums
What did the buffalo tell his child when he dropped him off at school?
[spoiler]Byson[/spoiler]
That Bison must have voted for Trump.
nah, they are pretty docile 'most' of the time. The biggest threat is when they stampede because they are pack animals and when one gets spooked they all get spooked.
all smiles
they're clearly chinks
Nailed it user
Tip top
I hunted Buffalo once, they taste good, but it was kinda surprising how little meat we got. They are all gigantic bones and some meat..
>hunted
You don't hunt bison, you draw a tag and and shoot one on a refuge. They are a protected species in North America.
Kek. Perfect.
I snickered.
Literally Florida
the right CAN meme
lofl
Fucking based. That spic went flying
too bad it wasn't Greta Thunberg
NIGGERS STAY OUT OF MY WOODS!
Lmao. You've got to be fucking retarded to get that close to something that big.
He could be a feathernigger talking about things he did blacked out on the res.
Most Chinese aren’t actually that smart though. Chinese intellect is just a meme based mostly on the fact that Chinese kids are the most relentless cheaters on standardized tests.
r/iamverysmart
i think they wanted to murder their child. this is so fucking retarded
Kek!
r/iamverysmart #2
I live within driving distance of these animals. They're all grouchy as F when they're wandering. Sadly whenever they attack chinese people (they're always chinese) the buffalo need to be put down because once they learn to attack/defend against humans they become more aggressive.
>blue shimapan
God tier choice and a cutie.
>forgetting about your child in a dangerous situation
natural selection
>memeflag
>re*dit's terms
kys nigger
Every now and then a post of true quality appears. This is one of them.
Go back nigger
Lol, fucking dummies.
I was at Yosemite once watching in awe as some dipshit kid almost got kicked in the jaw by a deer, and his parents somehow didn't predict that was what would happen as he approached a group of deer.
I don't get how stupid you have to be to not understand that even though these animals eat vegetables, they'll fucking push your shit in if you get in their territory. Like you have to be completely ignorant of the realities of nature to not understand this. Same people who don't understand that niggers are violent and dangerous beasts by nature.
Top kek lad
Why, I do believe she did a barrel-roll. Skyking (PBUH) would be proud.
Bingo
WOW!! DO U EVEN
NARWAL BRO!!?? XDDDDDDDDD
you: not narwalling
me: do it
you: suprised pikachu face XDDDDDDDDD
Why did she dab?
A buffalos life is worth at least 10 chink insects
Its scary how retarded and detached from reality the modern human is.
Tim "Ridin' The Fence" Pool did a video on how the left can't meme at all. How they put so much effort and text into their "work" and still have to end up explaining what the message is. This is so simple yet so good, so effective. This is fantastic.
What are these meters you speak of?
XDDDDD *LE QUIRKY MONKEY FACE* XDDD!!
There were some penned at Ft. Riley (Kansas).
Powerful smelling. The buffalo, I mean.
Watching those parents run away from their kid is one of the funniest things I've ever seen
KEKUS MAXIMUS
My dogs will chase a lone deer, but every time we've came across a pack of deer, they're smart enough to leave them alone because they know they'll get trampled. It says a lot about Chinese if some dogs can sense danger better than them.
I've been to China so I don't have much against chinks as a whole, but it's like they pick out the biggest assholes to send to Yellowstone. If I had a dime for every time I've seen those dipshits fucking with something that could easily kill them I'de make Bill Gates look like an Afghan dirt farmer. I went to an outhouse one time and I hadn't even sat down before some dumb cunt was screaming in Chinese about her daughter needing to piss. I sat in there on my phone for half an hour before those fuckers went away.
Ty fren, nice to start the work day with a kek
Just stop
Their parents should be charged.
>charged
>play on words?
>But it's a fucking Leaf
Nah, you aren't that smart.
Why? The kid got charged already.
people don't know how to respect animals and unintentionally do the worst possible things around them. I bet you these fucks were probably sneaking up on them and trying to be quiet
>slide thread
>1post by this id
sage
KEK
Now that's an animal I don't want to fuck with.
well done
Should this be an honorary weeb on a china hate thread?
Bye son