Brit/pol/

At least you're not speaking German

Last two digits are months

what a specimen

No sun screen for me, and the only liquid I'll consume all day is the juice from hotdogs.

The middle three are supposed to be a.m., by the way. Silly HoC Twitter.

Wha’ cookin’ then lads? Cawww I co’ go for some black puddin’ an’ laver bread for brekkie

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Stop trying to fit in, you're not gonna

POLICE BRUTALITY

Shame they didn't run these Extinction Rebellion cocksuckers over. Johnson needs to remove Greenpeace's charitable tax benefits.

Just watched Bohemian Rhapsody. Overall mediocre flick but felt a bit choked up when Freddie told his bandmates he had AIDS and they teared up. I like that sort of camaraderie and friendship.

Fook off ya norf koont or al thump ya one

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That was uncalled for

dumb yank question: are there fireworks expected between him and Corbyn off the bat in these sessions? I only really watch PMQs and wondering if I can expect it to be similar in tone to that.

what protest is this?

Limp wristed green psychos I believe

Greenpeace

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>with a couple bevvies
a british person would always say "a couple OF bevvies", not "a couple bevvies".
you're fooling no-one schlomo.....

>*checks Jow Forumsukpolitics

they are /SEETHING/

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99% oxygen level and my chest was all clear, doc said that people have been having lingering coughs all year and he had one for 7 weeks. The right side hurting was due to the pulled intercostal muscle from coughing he had said so I'm not dying.

Ye fockin’ wha’ mate? Seh tha’ teh mah face ye’, mah face? Didnae oil be ‘avin’ a tumble before brekkie sorfen paki cunt

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Probably in the Priorities of Government.

nice
thanks. been asking since yesterday

i think a lot of people are hoping to see how Corbyn will react and how Bojo is going to handle being at the dispatch box.

i'm unemployed and it is scorchingly hot outside so i'll be watching anyway

Boris. Fockin’ remoaners an’ their Islarm shi’ Be blockin’ Boris

damn, I hoped the car was going to hit them like a deer on the highway.
youtu.be/L7bcFselMq0?t=37

getting replaced by hindoos to own the libs

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>At least you're not speaking German
They're speaking Arabic instead.

got your pills yet or did you miss my message to you yday

Did you know that there's a female exclusive imageboard and they have their own /brit/?

better image

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All the EU had to do was just give way a tiny bit and their useless patsy May would still be PM and their worthless Withdrawal Agreement would have passed. Now Johnson is PM and he tastes blood in the water. Fucking Eurocrats really don't know when to release the pressure valve for maximum effect.

Fook off back to gregs ya bastid I'm gonna blow me fookin 'orn up you mams arse m8

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i'm staying in and then going to work at 1 so i won't bother with sunscreen but i will drink lots of water

i enjoyed the sun the last couple of days i've had off and i feel like it's too hot today, i don't really want to go out in it today

>Sun cream
>I have a decade old bottle in my bathroom
Oh shit good shout, wonder if that shit goes off.

PMQs are shit nowdays becuase their lines are not rehearsed for people watching it but to be cut up and turnt into ten seccond twitter videos

I haven’t ordered anything yet, what message was it?

You mean betraying her country's interest to the last?

That picture made me literally spit and laugh.
That helped me get over this fucking hangover a bit.

i'm still waiting for my boris kino ...

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Will Boris be good at bantering corbyn?

about modafinil being able to buy online and it helped me massively with the work I had in the short time leading up to my finals.

redirecting goverment money to israel to own the libs

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boris is the chad at school who would bully the runts and take their lunch money so reckon he will wipe the floor with corbyn. insulting boris doesn't seem to affect him either since he laughs or shrugs most attempts off or he genuinely doesn't care what people say about him

based!

Better than May but thats not hard.
McDonnel would better for labour at PMQs

That’s disappointing, but it’s still a hell of a lot better than our congress which is paint-drying-tier boring to watch. Jealous of the format honestly and wish we had something similar.

He's pretty charming and intelligent. He'll do no good, and is an inside man. But at least that.

Yeah I read that, but I’m not sure which site to use, they all look massively dodgy, I had a chat with my manager last night anyway and found out my work is actually a lot better than most so I’m not sure if I need it. I suppose I could use it for my writing

He's a career politician that's been part of the furniture for a while now. Don't trust him.

He made a fairly cool documentary once though about the Roman empire though. I remember there was one scene in particular that struck a chord with me. It showed the statue of Arminius and he said something about the anti EU people in Europe being similar to the barbarians of Roman times.

I quite like that aesthetic. We kind of are like the ancient barbarians in a sense with the internet being something of an unconquered Rhine frontier.

The Epictetus school of defence through and through eh

Sheep shagging welsh cunt

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got sky news on in the background while working and that annoying "stop brexit" cunt was out shouting WAKEY WAKEY on his microphone at 7:30am, how does he do this shit every single day? how does it live without working, and clearly not fulfilling a job search needed to get universal credit?

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>He made a fairly cool documentary once though about the Roman empire though
wasnt that the same documentry where advocated turkey in the EU becuase we wuz romans?

youtube.com/watch?v=6uSa5tbEwYk

taps aff

dodgy in what sense? ordered creams that are online from websites like that before, it's just easier than getting a sperg at the doctors to write you them sometimes but yeah if you don't really struggle probably not worth

>4.9 years
not bad.jpg

dunno mate, probs not a good idea to put some on thinking you are okay to spend more time in the sun only to end up getting burnt to shit. it might have a date on the sid eor something

that GIF is northern ireland right?

Why are brits so disgustingly pale?

i just went out, direct sun is really bad but shade is like a normal hot day desu

Tha’s i’
>NOOOOOOOOORFFFFFFF
>A hoard of norfeners enter the pub, they stare at you whilst munching on their pasties.

T’s sofern cunt tink ‘e’s a ‘ard man, le’s ruff ‘im up boys

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Which site did you use?

What did you say to me Yankee faggot?

must be. armound police van in the background isn't used anywhere else i dont think

Soros puts him up in a three million quid Soho flat

Of course, after a year you'd expect the media to know how to avoid him by placing their directional microphones appropriately. They're obviously enabling him.

twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/status/1154097061287084038

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I called a sheep shagging welsh cunt, whatcha gonna do bout it ya fuckin ponce

Q te vaya bien!

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when you think about it its amazing we managed to colonise Africa.

Can't remember, but I do remember him being fairly easy going on the Turks, partly because he's of Turkish descent himself.
I don't trust the man, I think he is machiavellian as fuck, but he has some ability to say the least. He's going to be an interesting PM.

also no who likes like that in england would have the union flag rather than the england flag unless they where some chelsea supporting spastic

Longpoo is long

I was having good fun in this thread, until now, you’ve broken the only rule I provide. I dare you to call me sheep shagger one more time. (You really don’t want to)

go outside you shut ins lmao

*looks like that

think it was the ukmeds one, unopened and sealed packaging etc and i didnt get poisoned

O fook!
>throws some gregs pies
>waddles away and jumps into the gregs mobile/white van
You aven't seen the last of me ya bastids!
>drives away

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Oh no, she got fat. Priti no more.

becuase we invented anti-malarial medicince

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7283539/PETER-OBORNE-Butcher-Boris-Johnsons-Midsummer-Massacre-MPs-come-haunt-him.html'

Why is Peter Oborne such a cuck, lads?

Wow that was easily the most cringy and gay post ive read in a long time. Surprised your dad didnt drown you in the bath

Llandudno.

At work right now

Every year it halves in its value, if it was 50 factor, the next year its 25. If you didn't open it, it isn't as bad.

t. Mom works in Pharmacy

Ta

Little shoi’

‘Lo Vlad, good teh see yeh, go’ a fren in Moscow I has

>Quinine was also the first drug used for treatment of malaria. Quinine was used as a muscle relaxant by the Quechua, who are indigenous to Peru, Bolivia and Ecuador, to halt shivering due to low temperatures. The Quechuas would mix the ground bark of cinchona trees with sweetened water to offset the bark's bitter taste, thus producing tonic water.

>The Jesuits were the first to bring cinchona to Europe. The Spanish were aware of the medicinal properties of cinchona bark by the 1570s or earlier