"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."

>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = Your flag joins the Axis and you personally lead the invasion/purge of the country/ideology flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country/ideology flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country/ideology flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

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>this man
I love you Pepe, I will gladly present my papers without fear.

Mkay

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checked

Wellp god speed time to kill every Bolshevist Jew.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=R-Ziu--M6q8

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Rollan

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...

I sucks the OP's cock

Rolland the thompson gunner.

why not

Rollen

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Pee pee poo poo man

1488 88 nigger

Fun times.

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Roll

roll

Based

yawohl

Roll

>be seeing you Rommel...

not a single orange/red/black/brown/pink so far, impressive

here are my papers i am obviously a medical professional with no jewish scholarships

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this site has really gone to shit

Roll

>guam
I will be informing your superior officer about your visit to Jow Forums, goyim!
Off by 1

rolling

JUST

Gerollt. Enjoy your stay

Hallo. Me not russian spy, I swear, mr. ss officer.

Heil

*bam bam bam*

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Shalom

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heil

im ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jew

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lmao

Roll

>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."
Alles in Ordnung, Offizier?

RAUS

rollin down the highway
in the dead of night I saw a dunecoon a camel
he stopped and told me he needed a ride

rolling

See y’all on the other side

reroll im an honorary aryan

To the chambers ya go

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rollin

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NOOOOO

Shiieeeeet

I called the wermacht to report road kill
and a homocide

NOOOOOOOOOO

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YOU JINXED IT REEEEE

roll

Rolling

Hello fellow gays

Rollanigger

I'll show you a paper, right upside your head you goddamn sauerkraut jockey

Senfgas!

Roll

Rawllin

rollin

here are my papers, sir

Big Dicke coming through.

roll

to the eastern front i hope ivan takes me as his war bride when we lose

*grabs chainsaw*

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reroll

zig hale

Allright op il play your game

where's your reroll documents user? *clenches mp40*

mein got, wermacht arrest this man, take him to mein torture chamber

Nein

Rollin

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>red ID
FUCKING ANGREIFEN

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HANDS UP
BRAAAAAAAAP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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\o

Roll

>>>/auschwitz/

Oh you poor poor ivan reroll for deployment

NO ILLEGAL REROLLS YOU WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT

He got doubles doe

Damn, you got a real nice roll there OP. pls no arrest

I am 100% (not) white sir

I’m retarded nvm ignore *bam bam bam*

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My bones are weak but here goes:
Imagine if back in 1942, with the total capitulation of France and England's weakened state, some west/north African warlord got an army together, one capable of stalling the Bongs, mutts, leafs and ozzies long enough for Operation Barbarossa to go as planned and the Italians to hold important oil lines in NA, imagine this timeline where Stalingrad is taken by surprise in the late summer and not early fall, with most of the high ranking Soviet officers killed or gulaged and Russian industry still unprepared for a full scale German attack.

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Wins

rollin

Sorry can’t *bam bam bam*

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What if just a Pole

roll

Nupe you win the gestapo’s one way ticket doe.

*bam bam bam*

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Röll

> werfe die Würfel!

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Jew off to be extracted for information

This is a cat.

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wtf I always get some high ranking position/Waffen SS and I always with no mistake get sent to the Western Front. Boys I don't feel so good.

Do whatever you want
I don't care

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Papiere? take em...

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Roll

>America now invading to rescue you
fuck you shlomo, not this time

Dolly polling haha