They've completely lost touch with reality. They keep viewing everything as fiction...

>They keep viewing everything as fiction.

Reminds me of all the lefties disappointed in the Mueller testimony. They were hoping for it to be like some sort of movie where Mueller would make some powerful impassioned speech that would finally lead to the end of DRUMPF.

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>hover hand

what kind of swim trunks are those? looks an absolute faggot lmao

There is no arguing with these people. It's not just the Mueller shit, it's everything. The time for arguments is over. There is no political solution.

Hoverhand is smart. All the stars are doing it now. Keanu even. Touching strangers even if innocently for a photograph can be a problem in todays age.

meanwhile the kid is probably grabbing a feel of his arse
fuckin chad move

hat checks out

WTF is "messi" and why should one care?

Holy shit stop obsessing over CNN. "Like a beer commercial" is a reference to all those beer and soda commercials when a small kid tries to do something and then all of a sudden the big ticket soccer stars appear and start acrobatics.

vimeo.com/83080864

barsed and arsepilled

Can't be too careful these days.

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

Probably some spook code

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Funny you should mention that...
>all those beer commercials when a small kid tries to do something and then all of a sudden the big ticket soccer stars appear and start acrobatics
KIDS ARE NOT IN BEER COMMERCIALS

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This is probably the most likely case. Fucking glowniggers never quit.

Hu hmm huhuhu

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NO POLITICAL SOLUTION

>Neta-Lee Shekelstein

They're trying to save face.

>"Y-YEAH THE MUELLER TESTIMONY LOOKS BAD FOR US BUT THE REAL SUBSTANCE IS IN THE REPORT!"

...they say knowing full well no normie is going to actually read that report.

CONFIRMED
>Messi is a pedo

Journalists are horrible writers.

Not funny . 0 humour. Faggot bong

You sad little ignorant sap. It’s literal diversion. Actual news doesn’t get coverage because they “don’t have time” because their “journalists” are writing retarded shit like this. Don’t handwave it away like a fucking child.

I used to do writing like this, you are given buzzwords you MUST use in the title or in the article itself. It's to make it either stand out or to be found more easily in a search engine. Using buzzwords also allows for a cookie cutter format to fit articles into and make them easier to crank out. It won't be long before bots do all this and you'll start seeing very odd and samey titles like the one in OP.

mane that is some creepy pedo shorts
>be super rich and famous sportsball star
>wear gay puffy shorts

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They're based af

Why did you purposefully exclude "soda" from my comment? I haven't watched TV since I was a kid, I just remember some random ass commercials, jfc.

>they say knowing full well no normie is going to actually read that report.
Fucking this

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She did not age well

It's a coded message. Most likely to globohomo statecraft actors. Shit is happening too fast to be subtle

It's annoying. You'll hear a ton of lefties parrot what they're told about there being "10 definite instances of obstruction!" Then when you ask them to go into detail about what these instances of "obstruction" ACTUALLY ARE they're completely clueless.

They just parrot what MSM and other lefties online tell them to parrot.

Bullshit. Most news is completely mundane and inconsequential. There's also a ton that happens all around you every day that's entirely positive constructive and beneficial. Why would you trust the mass media, ever? There always going to be an agenda, not the truth.

Your Jewish media masters want you demoralized and complacent.

Is this a real article? I think males are mostly apathetic towards comics and movies in general.

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They forgot how to news a long time ago...

What the fuck is up with his shorts man?
He's on some Epstein island type shit. Gay motherfucker

KYS

>complaining on Jow Forums about people losing touch with reality

he has his penis wrapped around his body

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I bet the author uses words like tummie too

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Right, but they will parrot the headlines all day long.

I've also noticed a pattern where they alternate between seething hate posting and some feel good story about a puppy or some charitable act where a white woman donated organs to a nigger. This makes the reader feel empathy toward something and convinces then they are a good person. Then when they go back to hate posting, they feel more justified like they really are the side of love fighting the evils of the world.

>Why would you trust the mass media, ever?
You don't think the very few individuals who own these networks have my personal best interest in mind?

What the fuck is a Messi anyway?

Some soccerfag. The purpose behind the article is to keep soccer relevant in the normie consciousness because they are still trying to sell women's soccer and the dyke propaganda that it has become a face for.

>They were hoping for it to be like some sort of movie where Mueller would make some powerful impassioned speech that would finally lead to the end of DRUMPF.
Some of them are so far gone they think this actually happened.

Based.

>What the fuck is up with his shorts man?
that's where he keeps the cans of beer for the commercial

duh

creator of sponegbob squrepant

Thanks. But I still think the user who says it’s code for the glowniggers is on to something too.

>claps hands and sways back and forth

All msm is brainwashing and emotional conditioning for the goyim to smooth their transition into the Jew World Order Zionist police state.

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NO WALL
>INTERNET CENSORSHIP GOING INTO OVERDRIVE
>NO LOCK HER UP
>Illegal immigration at highest levels since Dubya
>Gen Z 49% white
>No repeal and replace Obamacare
>Trump couldn't stop the caravan
>Trump couldn't end DACA
>Trump couldn't pass the RAISE act
>Trump couldn't end Birthright Citizenship
>Trump couldn't defund Planned Parenthood
>Trump couldn't invest $1 trillion to improve national infrastucture
>Trump couldn't pass the travel ban
>Trump couldn't close the Wall Street special interest loopholes
>Trump couldn't put price controls on prescription drugs
>Trump couldn't stop foreign lobbyists from raising money for American election
>Trump couldn't resist bombing Syria
>Trump couldn't pull the U.S out of NATO
>Anti bds laws
>Gave israel 38 billion
>Increased the National debt by $2trillion
>Gave the 1% a tax cut
>Farmers bill
>Omnibus bill
>Amnesty bill
>Crime 'reform' bill
>No unclassified FISA
>No Awan indictment
>No Uranium One investigation
>No voter fraud investigation
>No Feinstein Chinese spy investigation
>Pedogate has vanished
>55k sealed indictments went nowhere
>Hired a bunch of neocons
>Continued middle eastern wars
>Ramping up for even more wars
>Global LGBT crusade
>Full amnesty omnibus Bill
docs.house.gov/billsthisweek/20190211/CRPT-116hrpt9_u2-.pdf
>Summary of bill:
conservativereview.com/news/5-insane-provisions-amnesty-omnibus-bill/
>Combating European Anti-Semitism Act
congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/672/text
>Assembles a cabinet of bankers, generals and chickenhawks who precum to the thought of war with Iran.
>'Gives' Israel Jerusalem.
>'Declares' all jewish settlements to be Israeli land.
>pulled out of missile treaties with Russia
>fired McMaster and replaced him with Bolton because McMaster dared to criticize Israel
>the Trump Dept of Education makes it illegal to criticize Israel at public universities as it constitutes 'antisemitism'

Faggots don’t even realize Jow Forums is worse than reddit now. Nothing of substance is ever discussed here either. Look at the hypocrisy itt. You aren’t learning anything, you aren’t doing anything. Your just mad at news articles written by your enemies,

This post definitely has some truth to it.

You are mostly correct, but Jow Forums is still a great place to spread redpills and freely discuss certain topics without censorship.

Still, we need to start raiding and pulling psy-ops again like we used to. We need to double down on attempting to redpill people about the JQ and race realism.

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To win the game just make him wear an Argentina shirt.

You tried so hard, and got so far...
I love your salt so much.

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High iq

Oh god it's real:
junkee.com/natalie-portman-thor-pissbabies/214751
archive.is/DgcPA
>So, just to clarify, she is cast as a Thor, not replacing Chris Hemsworth in any way. Yet, the mens… they are still angry.
>This should NOT be a surprise to any comic book fans, as the move mirrors an extremely popular comic storyline from 2014.
extremely popular...
>Cue the discordant screech of pissbabies around the world, and hear a thousand unwashed scrotums tighten with fear and dismay. A woman… in the most camp superhero franchise on earth… it boggles the average cargo-pant mind!
>Natalie Portman might have literally have shot your dog in front of you while cackling maniacally, and you still don’t have a leg to stand on in terms of protesting this casting. You have to suck it up! I’m sorry she killed your dog, but she still deserves to wield Mjolnir.
>This is a GREAT idea. Eat shit, manbabies.
I like that the evidence they post refutes their claims. It's simply people who don't like the character she played and those who hated the comic in 2014.

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Also
>it's mueller time
The left tried to meme.

you should give her some baby blood schlomo

Fuck off, pedo loving kike.

Just how much lower can journalism get? I mean realistically, any guesses?

>might have literally have

Journalism in 2019.

Whats wrong with that correlation?
Lots of beer comercials have some random celebrity pop in to your local pub and say some random shit to you (local folk).

I'm hyped af for 2020

They've been gone for quite a while now.

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It’s going to make 2016 seem tame and sane. And there won’t be a DNC afterward.

The absolute state of de-radicalizers in current year plus five.

the old cutepost shitpost trick... hmm what if we make cute shitposts? maybe that will fuck them up so hard they won't even know what to do and they will go get killed by niggers

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>junk
Yup

>there won’t be a DNC afterward.
I wish but you're forgetting about shitskins there

The illusion that "journalism" ever had any actual principles to adhere to was created by journalists themselves. Thomas Jefferson thought the press was worse than useless and by the time of Mark Twain, things apparently hadn't improved. Yet somehow in the 20th Century, journalism managed to create a reputation of fairness, impartiality and respectability it never actually had. This is just the curtain being torn down again.

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The fictional images and words of actors on a soundstage in Burbank are realer to these people than actual reality.

laughing my fucking ass off.
>hoverhand

Guys don't slide...She is going to be mighty thor and not thor who will be still portrayed by chris hemsworth

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The shitskins were more affected by the Spirit Cooking memes than any other demographic.

They are terrified of devilry.

>someone was paid for writing this

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Which one is the 11 year old?

Most people are checked out of the MCU who grew up with it. The nuMCU looks pretty bad.

They'll still vote for infinite shitskins though

Id worry more about the Algerians who keep burning your car, Pierre Goldstein.

Hover hands good move.

The hell is Messi wearing? Those weird short shorts look embarrassing.

kek

You don't like being told the truth?