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Adam Gutierrez
Thanks user. I actually needed a laugh today.
David Morgan
This is something only a mexican could think to do
Julian Rivera
This is essentially what make up does to women. Makes them look good but further kills their already dead skin.
This should be shown to roasties as a comeback
Lincoln Diaz
Cheaper than water
Noah Carter
water is too expensive and since the government owns the rain and is illegal to collect rain water(government property) there are really no other options. If you want a green lawn, you have to use green paint.
Grayson Butler
Everything is fake in the USA.
Wooden houses that have a fake brick front.
Dying grass that is painted green.
Stealth aircraft that isn't stealth.
Fake economy just prints money.
It's sad.
Nathan Sanders
The natural end result of Jewish inspired lawn fetishization.
Cameron Cooper
If you want to have a laugh I'll send you the black crime statistics in your country.
Christopher Cruz
I guarantee he has the best looking house on the block.
Zachary Cook
Alexander Morgan
AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREEE
Carson Rogers
thats you and your face, every morning
Jeremiah Foster
This is a boomer thing, they obsess over lawns.
Angel Flores
>government owns the rain and is illegal to collect rain water(government property)
I hope you are fucking joking, nigger.
Levi Rodriguez
lots of hoa's will do stupid shit like prohibit fertilizers 'cause of muh pollution but also fine you for having a sad looking lawn.
I'd say fuck it and krylon that shit if that's what the hoa wants.
Blake Anderson
>Cheaper than water.
Nicholas Edwards
It's a fertilizer
Eli Long
Maintaining your property is a white thing.
You must be the nigger that lives next door with 12 inch tall grass.
Hunter Foster
He's not. That's the Land of the free, you know.
Jace Ortiz
>illegal to collect rain water(government property)
come again?
Alexander White
Is he painting his fucking grass?
Bentley Bailey
Wyatt Young
>he thinks water is the only secret to have a green lawn
Absolute pleb. Although I'm probably going to tear the rest of my front lawn out and make it a garden next year, keeping lawns nice is only high maintenance if you think water and a weekly mow is all they need.
>dethatch
>core aeration
>topfeeding with compost mixed soil ×2
>topfeeding with grass seed ×2
>apply weed and feed
>results may vary
Henry Morgan
No.
Parker Stewart
>government owns the rain
in the land of the freeeeeee
Ayden Foster
People in america think it is water and the grass turns green as soon as water touches it.
Mason Edwards
Shut the fuck up boomer
James Cruz
Kek
Julian Reed
Hank Hill was a cartoon character, not a role model
Camden Cox
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
Jaxon Allen
It is real; quora.com
People defend it because they claim it harms the eco-system.
Jonathan Parker
*sip*
Colton Scott
Am I the only one seeing that image as comfy?
Brandon Baker
A BASED LEAF?
Gabriel Wright
Same in England. Fuck you, you think you can escape the ZOG?
Connor Sanders
>Everything is fake in the USA.
>No comment on 90% of the women.
Missed opportunity memeflaggot
Ian Campbell
That actually is true in some places. It came about because one rancher would dam up a stream to provide drinking water for his whatever, and by doing so he would choke off the stream for another rancher who relied on it for his flock of whatever. But in some places you can collect rain water and in most places nobody gives a shit if you do.
Dominic Carter
This is correct.
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Zachary Bennett
Depends. If you like food and transport, you're a white supremacist.
There will be no food or transport in the commie utopia, we will be equally starving.
Kevin Howard
dont listen to the negros user would come and enjoy a bbq in your garden.
Tyler Stewart
>illegal to collect rainwater
Texanon here. Was unaware this was a thing.
Ian Hill
Brandon Sanders
and in some states they tax you for it (even if you don't collect it
David Williams
This is the same principle they use to create money.
Matthew Robinson
I said comfy, I was talking about the atmosphere ...
Aaron Perry
That's right. We think the sky is blue because that's where the water is waiting to be born into rain.
Connor Peterson
Texanon here as well. It depends where you’re at. See:
Joseph Edwards
Haha, that's a great comic source me brother.
Wyatt Ortiz
Because some guy with a lot of land built a dam over hundreds of acres a simple house is not allowed to use a water butt? i'm fucking done for the day this is some serious stupid shit.
Cameron Phillips
Jacob Reed
Sad but true.
Samuel Young
Bullshit.
The only thing that is illegal is building shit that changes the food plain of the area because it fucks with the runoff system and can cause flooding. It's not at all illegal to collect rain water, the sell kits and systems specifically for they purpose for fucks sake.
Nathaniel Morgan
Where are you that you can't afford water? poorfag
Nathan Robinson
send me ur address sir so i can send u a bang's.
Christian Rogers
no its not I have two collecting water of my house and one of the shed.
Luke Cox
They probably do this in cities/states like California that have to deal with droughts and place water restrictions on people.
Christian Ward
That's cause it's one of those "pretending to be retarded laws"
As in no one is going to jail you for collecting rain water into a barrel from your roof to water plants
If you literally build hundreds of acres of collection ditches and mass it up into a pool to stop rivers that's illegal. And in classic fashion with laws you can't make it sensible with some limit because then folks will just split up their collection efforts into smaller chunks or what ever + with corrupt systems it's always handy to have few "guilty by technicality" laws in there.
Kayden Sullivan
It's ok boys, I know you're jealous of my hard work. Maybe some day you can get off your asses and create something that makes the world a better place.
Austin Hughes
You can collect rain in England. In the south east it is actively encouraged by water companies. You should actually look things up before talking out of your asshole. You make this place look fucking stupid.
Luis Martin
He’s fuckin trolling about that part my dude.
Chase Perez
In that link Sven provided, that's the basic rationalization. You absolutely could collect a swimming pool full of literal rain water, but it's a problem when you divert streams/brooks/rivers in any way.
Jason Rogers
No it's legal, unless you plan to pump it back into the main water supply, then you need to follow some regulations.
Grayson Wilson
It's blue because it reflects the ocean fucking retard
Leo Garcia
>I have the freedom to pain my lawn if I want
>I actually have a lawn because I don't live in some bloc shoebox
>I don't need a liscense to post a webm of myself painting my lawn online
I love being American.
Chase Nguyen
>Land of the free
Joke all you want but EU is following same suit. Lobbying is done so that public water access will be denied and only allowed to pirvate companies. Nestle tried to buy exlusive rights to ground water in Finland but didn't manage to, however they are still trying and with our corrupt cabin of foreign diplomats in Finnish parliament (you heard me right, we have a Swiss citizen that isn't Finnish minister of our internal affairs): seinajoensanomat.fi
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Hunter Brooks
Doesn't even rake the leaves away first.
PATCHY!
James Russell
Kek. I like to imagine Brits going to speakeasies for memes. Makes them seem cooler that way, instead of "mommy said I cant look at this anymore"
Charles Foster
Whiter than you Muhammad
Connor Gonzalez
Also fun note, Milita training in Finland was legal before a new law change 2018 that made it illegal without a license from the government institution. Soon they will impliment political tests for reqruits to limit "dangerous" people from influensing the defence force: hs.fi
Owen Gonzalez
>live in the middle of a stream, there are other people’s properties above and below you that also have access
>you dam up the stream and build yourself a massive swimming pool, plus other things
>people below you complain because everything is drying out
>tell them fuck off
>police comes and says hey you really can’t do that
Yeah guys so unfair it’s like 1984 all over again
Kevin Wood
This webm again? What does the Slavic mongrel think is happening there?
Jaxon Sanchez
At the same time our "leaders" are selling our soil to USA and are allowing USA to conduct invasion exercises on Finnish soil. The elites have castrated the Finnish people beyond belief: archive.fo
Gabriel White
The example where the guy was creating giant reservoirs on his land does kinda make sense.
That is a LOT of fucking water to divert from the local ecosystem.
Elijah Lewis
people who like breast implants need to be shoot.
Jeremiah Clark
I'm proud to be an American
Where at least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the lawn that died
And was spray painted green by me
Ian Rogers
Benjamin Rogers
Imagine being an absolute nigger that doesn’t take pride in their property. 10/10 great lawn, would walk barefoot in.
Joshua Lewis
as if a single person had even noticed your tiny “lawn”
Thomas Johnson
that's why I buy gold and silver
Julian Collins
hey that's better than round up. Take that homos association.
David Walker
That’s some pretty well done bed edging there
Liam Garcia
I'm sure between jewish federal government owning RAIN and building a fucking Hoover Dam in the backyard there is a sweet spot.
Why in the name of unwashed nigger ballsack one could not own up to 1000, 1500l of rainfall water-butts on his property, for gardening or security reasons?
I understand arguments but again it requires just a lil bit of common sense to create good law.
Joseph Reed
Brandon Butler
In most leftist states its illegal to collect rain water.
Lincoln White
What the fuck is going on with Michigan, there?
Nathan Howard
While all this is going on our women support the elected cabin because their are interested only in foreign dick to satisfy their needs while the country is experiencing record high unemployment rates: helsinkitimes.fi
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Landon Cox
No, is blue because of ozone.
Eli Rodriguez
He thinks all Americans paint their grass. He doesn't own a house, so he doesn't realize you have to water the lawn almost daily to keep it green in the summer. People in dry regions aren't supposed to waste water on their lawns, so painting is better than looking at dead grass all summer.
Blake Sullivan
Peak boomer
Justin Russell
SOUTHWEST SOUTHWEST SOUTHWEST
We don't have to do that lame shit here in the Southeast because we're not cucked by the water company.
Joshua Cook
based and dadpilled
Nicholas Peterson
>illegal to collect rain water
nice capitalism you got
Grayson Robinson
theres literally nothing wrong with this video. thats green dye #237 its a biodegradable fertilizer that both nourishes the grass and reduces the need for watering while giving it a lovely green popping colour. the only negative is that it tracks inside if you don't let it air dry.
Joshua Scott
you're retarded. i design sprinkler systems for a living
Bentley Gray
It is called a "free market", EU has similar laws for instance, you aren't allowed to spread consumer information about a product because it "harms" the market.
Grayson Harris
>cucked by the water company
The Southeast gets like 5x more rain than the Southwest.
Jace Diaz
A 3 second google search will prove you wrong. More power to you, fuck the ZOG
Ryan Rogers
Op is right
White people dont do this
Take ur car to a Spanish speaking shop and they will nigger rig everything