PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - FIVE OFFERS YOU SHOULD HAVE REFUSED EDITION /ptg/

it really just sounds like a very retarded way of saying "i have 5 gay friends"

OH SHIT

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lol

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Hugo Boss made some top tier uniforms back in the day.

sorry I'm actually important and need to carry stuff around

you'll find out

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A President can do that anyway, not a crime.

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today? pretty much everyone

Why do you wear girl clothes, user?

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Lots of spics in border control, helping their own. This is nothing new.

So this is the power of boomer memes

> Are witches Jews?
> Female jews, vampires are the males ones.
Witches were women who didn't achieve sexual satisfaction and turned to drug abuse. So, pretty much the humanities grad students of the early modern period. See en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_ointment

Your tampons?

>Mueller did not exonerate Trump
>Trump wants to sign a democratic budget bill
>Trump showed up in front of a fake presidential seal
>ICE only deports a few hundres, not millions
>/ptg/ proceeds to circlejerk and memoryhole all above, claim victory

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Next you're gonna say fanny packs aren't superMAGA

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Inedible in the hippopotamus

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Looks cool to me. boomers constantly need to signal their masculinity by calling everything gay.

Meanwhile, at The Daily Beast

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>he had one big goal
and that was to forever brand the president as trimp

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Men learn to discern between the needful and the wasteful. Women do not, which is why they need a sack in which to put their useless shit.

>So this is the power of boomer memes
Convince me Trump won't win reelection, I friggin dare you.

Burritos and illegal children?

Now that is some cope.

>leak-free

Did people wish him a happy interns day on Twitter?

>Object lesson
Isn't the ter "abject lesson?"

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credit cards, cash, notebook, pen, presentation cards, etc

It's just a joke.

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Abject is the right word.

C O P E
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>2019
>Still carrying your own shit

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>I was only pretending to be retarded

naah, I'm actually just shitposting around also, deep inside I love you guys

Can you quote Mueller? I don’t read Russia today.

>presentation cards
Do you mean "business cards," user?

>twitter.com/MZHemingway/status/1154424163878260736
>lovebreedsaccountability.com/2019/07/25/co-authored-by-the-media-angry-democrats-the-mueller-report-is-now-a-5-time-worst-seller/
>Co-Authored By The Media & Angry Democrats, ‘The Mueller Report’ Is Now A 5-Time Worst Seller

>After five humiliating releases, the media and their angry Democrat co-authors might finally stop trying to shame Americans into giving their colossal failure, “The Mueller Report,” more sales and better reviews. But before we get too optimistic, let’s explore how the once-promising endeavor became the 5-time spectacular failure that it is today.

>The first problem with the book, I think everyone now agrees, was that its premise was far too unrealistic. Nobody would actually believe that the President of the United States was a Russian spy who got his power by stealing a U.S. Presidential election. It’s just way too far-fetched to interest today’s educated buyers.
5-times world seller

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My cat is a duck.

its object

whatever, we say "tarjetas de presentación" here

Abject isn't the right word. They are saying his investigation was flawless.

F-fake news??

>Mueller was a dud

t. BuzzFeed

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The invention of wallets and phones are going to revolutionize Mexico.

They need a sack cause they bleed out their crotch. #d women have all kinds of gross biological functions that require a satchel of supplies just to make it through the day. Some women went overboard with it. Others don't carry enough and leave a godawful mess.

> tactical bottle holder
That's just wrong.

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>twitter.com/seanmdav/status/1154045078299533312
>I want to go home
>My feet hurt

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Your namefagging is even wrong.

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A quick Google says they're used interchangeably. Huh must be a regional thing

it’s actually true that there’s no system of exoneration in this country. However your other points are very fair.

Trump is pushing a Democratic spend bill that’s too far left even for basic bitch Republicans.

Also from Buzzfeed "The Steele Dossier was a bit of a dud"

Battle buddy gets thirsty, only a moron would risk a random puddle.

you carry a notebook inside your wallet?

What if you're under sustained fire and need to sip while still retaining maximum operational effectiveness?

I like your purse, user.

Git away.

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>I... I thought we were friends...

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nigger what?

I take notes on my phone.

Get a separate business card holder for those. It goes in your suit pocket, not pants. You only carry it when you're on business.
That way, when you give someone a card, it's not coming from your pants but from next to your heart, and you aren't pulling it from the same wallet as your money, so you break any possible association with corruption. All legitimate business relies on trust, and social norms and manners relating to business tend to revolve around trust. Having a separate business card holder is a norm in America, or at least in the circles in which I do business.

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thanks, have a picture of a mexican hamburger

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>twitter.com/mtracey/status/1154442670896484353
Tulsi sues google

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>Did people wish him a happy interns day on Twitter?
Lori Klausitis was trending worldwide an hour ago.

>it really just sounds like a very retarded way of saying "i have 5 gay friends who I let fuck my children"
FTFY"

How does it feel to support the biggest kike puppet in history in the art of the cave?

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writing in paper is 100 times easier than using any noteapp in your phone, cellphone keyboards suck ass

Leftist Acceptance Ideology

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somebody tell that dumbass Think She Breedin A Jedi bitch AIDs aint no damn midachlorians

I'm pretty sure Japan does the same thing given how important business cards are over there.

Barr, no!!!

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TULSI GABBARD LAWSUIT AGAINST GOOGLE HAS BEEN FILED

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but at least for me, I carry some cards inside my wallet, because I've come to random times like finding people on the street or a store where you need a card to leave your info to them

That's a chicken sandwich.
Or sandwich del pollo as you say.

does it scoop its own poop?

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Trumps’s entire term was a dud, got nothing done on immigration, just tax cuts and Israel.

Democrats don’t need anything from Mueller. It would have been some nice background noise for the election but they got 3 fucking years out of it. Mueller is obviously just a figurehead who got used.

BASED

Turtleman just filed cloture on 19 judges

Who's this sperm wyrm?

Tulsi slams Kamala

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And concentration camps are next for the right. These articles are stupid.

Good luck with that, sincerely mean it.

what's their bullshit excuse this time?

lol that droop eyed sandnigger is a pedo. As much a pedo as epstien, who also happens to be a droop eyed sandnigger.

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