Redpill me on energy drinks

they are high sugar drinks that ruin your teeth. just take caffeine pills if you need a jolt.

>anywhere from 480-1800mg of caffeine a day
probably not a good idea

Everyone has mild heart palpitations at 28 right

caffeine is the least of your worries
taurine, guarana and a bunch of chemical/artificial shit is what is really bad for you. if you want a natural energy drink, go for tea or coffee.

user pls stop

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Love em, I run almost completely on caffeine (coffee, monster, code red) and pop tarts...and subway, I'm not sucidal.

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They're mild

poison. if you pay for that crap you're just plain stupid

Redneck/nigger tier item, if you regularly consume energy drinks you probably are perceived as low iq by peers

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Wasn't taurine banned a few years ago?

This. It's pure poison.
Reminds me exactly to the speeches they gave us in school about drugs "You can say 'I'm in control' all you want but reality is that drugs control you".
Lots of people say "lol nothing happens to me, the key is in not being a fucking junkie lol", those people don't know what's coming.
Your personality changes, your body suffers (specially the liver and your guts, but your brain and heart too) and it's really addictive (curious how I never liked Redbull but after switching from Monster because the cans were smaller all of a sudden I found Monster disgusting).

Absolute poison. A buddy of mine drinks a Red Bull a day and has had chronic tooth problems that have only escalated since he’s been drinking them. A couple of months ago he had to get a tooth removed. We’ve all told him to stop but he just fucking won’t.

*crack*
there is bothing better than Monster Zero Ultra
*sip*
ahhh, hits every time

I started to get some sorta panic attacks after drinking that shit no kidding. Took me a while to realize what was the cause but as soon as i stopped the symptoms stopped too. Though i admit i have mental issues and have had drug issues so my brain just might ve fucked.

synthetic caffeine is chinese pee. not joking. it's synthesized from urea.

>me chinese, me play joke, me go peepee in your coke
interesting to note Japan has banned synthetic caffeine.

based

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Check creators.

I would get heavy anxiety after drinking too much coffee, maybe I woulg get it too from energy drinks, but I would never drink too much of it, unlike coffee. Caffeine is drug and affects you in many ways

natural urea is from pee, but you can make it artificialy, it's easier to make "artificial" urea than to refine it from urin

Taste awfull and are full of sugar. If you wanna carbo load eat dates or bananas

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doesn't matter what process you use to arrive to pee. It's still pee.

also it glows blue before they add chloroform to it.

they're delicious
consider yourself redpilled

>It's still pee.
no it isn't

Shit nibba that's how you die.

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Really depends on how much or less you care.

Don't drink Hell
It's made by Bozgors

Contains Taurine, aka bull sponk.

>romanian is too poor to afford HELL
That was cute Radu, but I believe you have work on the fields owned by your Hungarian overlords

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What fields?
The ones you don't have anymore?
Budapest is rightful Romanian clay btw

My doctor told me "next time you feel like an energy drink, pick up some liquor instead"

So now I drink Glenfiddich.

Hell is the patrician gym goer choice.

the hungary vs romania bantz have been really picking up lately

it's for mentally retarded people who are too braindead to buy a pure fruit juice

Get lost you fucking Canadian Bitch

Literally poison. The worst part is the sugar, and INB4 "sugar free" artificial sweetener is even worse and spikes your insulin the same as sugar does.

Sugar is the devil. It is the cause of most modern health issues, and it is incredibly addictive.

If you find yourself addicted to these things, try cutting out all carbs and going to real coffee with cream (do amerifats have access to real cream?) instead of milk in it, caffeine isn't the worst thing to have, and you get along lasting energy boost from consuming fats when you have removed carbs from your diet. Your body can't turn fat to energy until it has used up all the glucose.

Also drink sparkling water. The sparkling water fools your brain into thinking you are still drinking fizzy sugar water laced with toxins, so it's a good crutch early on.

Why not just drink coffee? It has proven health benefits, unlike energy drinks

Based

kek! I love how buttblasted the romanian gets every time

Cocaine is literally healthier and more effective for staying awake. The first time I did coke I did not sleep for 3 days

Rate my collection, Atilla. I have collected every single one I have seen. I have many more since the pic. :-)

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Fruit juice is almost ad bad. Probably worse for your teeth, spikes you insulin just as much, has the same amount of sugar, so only benefit is no added chemicals, a dubious reason to consume really.

its summer break, dumbass, more free time for kids. Instead of going outside, they argue on the internet.

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You are still not Lost.
Why?

i give it a 8/liver failure.

>all opened
Worthless, everyone knows collections are nothing once you take them out of their original packaging plus energy drinks get better the older they get, like wine.

Caffeine pills are better.

kys

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Drink some fucking water you neanderthal

>fruit juice is as bad as energy drinks

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I have around 85 different energy drink cans that I collect, just got 2 new ones. I got everything from Monster, RedBull, Big Shock, Rockstar, Hell, Store Brands, Crazy Wolf(based Polska), Semtex and the list goes on.

The only bummer is I bought pretty much every one of them, the next thing is to travel to other countries and get theirs

get a life

Your buddy is filthy faggot who forgot to brush 2-3 times a day, and go for a simple cleaning at the dentist.

Superior bulgARYAN genetics, hungARYAN drinks are just reinforcing my build. ROMAnian wouldn't understand.

>when you can't tell if its a troll or legit, but you know its a troll

nice one

I plan to. It will be glorious.

>pic-related is from Zadar on my way to Plitvička

I also collect the "interesting" ones from random brands. I decided against monster and redbull because it'd get too much.

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LOL i just buy the ones I don't have and drink it as preworkout, I've been collecting these for years. Go chill out with some Westerwald man, oh yeah I forgot it's banned in your country.

Just bantz

For low energy butt bois

collecting energy drink cans is normie tier cringe

You get used to it.

stop projecting
go eat some bananas

having alcohol resistence because of years of abuse does not constitute superior genetics, you thick neck cucumber eating moron.

Why though? I don't see anyone doing it in my proximity, and by the way who fucking cares what is normie and what isn't. Taking in millions of shitskin refugees is cringe and bluepilled.

can you please refrain from commenting on subjects you have no fucking clue about. Nothing wrong with taurine. It's a natural compound that helps you shit.

I drink about five/day.

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Watch it Radul. You're losing your only redeeming quality of producing mamaliga for your Tatar overlords.

lol dont even pay attention to him, he's just very upsetti that people enjoy something

the real question is where are the finns with their meme store brand energy drink

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And taurine also prevents muscle cramps, especially if you're using steroids.

imagine having a bunch of energy drink cans as home decoration. literally brainlet tier. develop some brain cells and art taste. maybe then your shithole country will become superior like germany, austria or switzerland.

Meh I could care less, I just don't like the type of people who avoid doing stuff beacuse they try so hard to be outside the norm, like anyone cares what you do Hans.

Nice ones, the dynamit one looks cool, never seen that one before.

Whatever helps you sleep at night Abdul.

I was just in Croatia all you had was monster and redbull.

You were probably on the coast and in some smaller shop, I got mines from bigger supermarkets and some I got from the Czech Republic.

i laugh so hard right now because i knew you'd make refugee memes to counter my argument. imagine being so inferior that all you can attack germans for is our immigration policies. literally everything else about germany is so superior that we are beyond literally every criticism.

84th PB
>degenerate Jew swill

Just step up like a big boy to cocaine

just drink a coffee zoomer

You can have all the riches in the world, but if you don't have your country for yourself it all goes down the drain, I could care less for your standard of living. I live in a comfy white ethnostate with a beautiful coastline, mountains, rivers, lakes and ponds which I can access freely any time of the day, leave my door unlocked without fear, let my sister out past 6PM without fear, make good money. I would unironically pick Croatia over Germany any day of the week, but hey, you do you.

>comfy white ethnostate
not for long, we may keep kebab migrants out, but our goverment signed a deal with EU mechanism for re distributing boat niggers.

Delicious and neccessary. When youre on the tools grafting on a hot day, nothing beats a mega monster original

this

Yeah, but those will just migrate to Germany and others as soon as they get here. Besides, our people don't like refugees and they won't have a fun time here.

>I'm not sucidal.
we know. your diet gives only brain damage.

Hopefully so!

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Why aren't you drowning in pussy you virgcels?

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hell is 1/3 the price of redbull.

that would be case with kebab refugees, but these are fucking niggers, why would they fuck off to Germany when they get food for free here and just nig around. For them it's same, Germany or Croatia, free gibs me dat and just laying around all day or nigging. It was nowhere in news about that

Zero sugar
CoQ10, BCAAS , Creatine, 150mg caffeine

If you workout; drink a bang
I drink 2 to 3 a day. One at 4am another at 9am then another at 4pm.

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The fields we're continously buying up under your lazy ass

unironically healthy. literally just read the fucking box