Brit/pol/ - Day Out in Scarborough Edition

>Second hottest day on record leads to travel chaos
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49106092

>Boris Johnson's first statement as PM to the House of Commons – video highlights
theguardian.com/politics/video/2019/jul/25/boris-johnson-first-statement-as-pm-to-the-house-of-commons-video-highlights

>The baby-faced teenage crimewave whose charge sheet was so long it shocked a magistrate
grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/news/grimsby-news/baby-faced-teenage-crimewave-whose-3136593

>‘It Doesn’t Just Go Away’: Grooming Gang Victims On Life A Decade After Abuse
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/bradford-grooming-gang-abuse_uk_5d163124e4b03d61163ac825

>Billy Bragg says he's 'heartbroken' for fans of The Smiths after latest Morrissey outburst
independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/morrissey-race-comments-billy-bragg-the-smiths-johnny-marr-nigel-farage-a8978706.html

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THREAD THEME

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firstthings.com/web-exclusives/2019/07/the-boris-act
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You are all lovely lads and I'm glad I get to spend my days with you.

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i'll miss the Brexit drama

>Arsenal defender Sead Kolasinac fought off knife-wielding moped attackers as they targeted him and teammate Mesut Ozil in an apparent carjacking attempt in London on Thursday.

Loving what you've done with the place bongs.
Cultural enrichment 10/10

> rt.com/sport/465088-ozil-kolasinac-fights-off-robbers/

Foreigners fight foreigners in former British city.

Does anyone think Boris has high level autism

Hi guys ive been away from Jow Forums for weeks . What have i missed? Nothing much i imagine

>1488
My days off to a great start

Yea you have, we are all voting for the Conservatives now so buckle up

The fuck? Boi things must have changed

Boris is PM now, somehow.

Yeah I know that much. Another useless prick. But atleast he cant be as bad as May

Shut up

I love him but he's the only person in real life who stutters like in anime although not from nervousness.
>I- I- I- I tell you what, I tell you what-

Why?

Nobody here is voting for conservatives, Copey McCopeface

Just shurrup paki bastard

thesun.co.uk/news/9586740/boris-johnson-illegal-immigrants-amnesty/

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Not one bit shocked. I expect nothing better from these snakes

Also
>The Sun
Come on

>Pro deal cuck
>Guarantees legal "rights" for EU nationals
what you expect.
Boris is NOT /OurGuy/ he was just a little bit less shit than Hunt

Should we privatise oxygen?

Watermelon Smile Piccaninnies

Yes. And certain shapes. Like triangles.

>>Billy Bragg says he's 'heartbroken' for fans of The Smiths after latest Morrissey outburst
How can Morrissey be so BASED?

Holy shit i’ve just watched zog Boris’ first parliament speech. Just processing it, it’s all so tiresome.

>5g, yey brain aneurysms, lets chop down all trees in cities, have birdless streets, and limit 4g in cities so much that urbanites agree to it
>blight free crops (aka US farming)
>no carbon by 2050 (aka electric cars powered by zog)
>BATTERIES!!!!
>amnesty for freeloaders

THINGS

What's the difference? they set immigration targets which they didn't even attempt to enforce, at least Boris is being honest that they never wanted less.

almost like PM is yank

I don't like boris but your being stupud
>electric cars powered by zog
Better than petrol cars powered by Suadi terrorists

Stop talking about politics you boring cunts

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Yea I can’t wait to get into my (rented eventually) electric car, put in my destination it already knows by listening to everything i utter and then it automatically moving it into a network of lanes remotely controlled and monitored till i reach my wageslave destination.

Accidentally Tedpilled (and possibly redpilled) my friend

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Any more east coast lads lurking
>The baby-faced teenage crimewave whose charge sheet was so long it shocked a magistrate
grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/news/grimsby-news/baby-faced-teenage-crimewave-whose-3136593
GY madlads represent. FISH!

Jow Forumsyanks love brexit based bongs and we back Norf F.C.

We're rooting for you.

>in my destination it already knows by listening to everything i utter and then it automatically moving it into a network of lanes remotely controlled and monitored till i reach my wageslave destination.
How does that have anything to do with the method of propulsion. Most modern petrol cars have all the technology your talking about

firstthings.com/web-exclusives/2019/07/the-boris-act

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Possible Brit/pol/ lurker? I'd love him to be cokeposter

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I’ve read the Economist for over two decades. It’ll be sold as a relaxing travel and also helping congestion YASSS!!

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And why is it not a good thing that hes purging half a million shitskins??

morning fellers doesn't feel as hot today? comfy cold day

GloboBojoGayplex

More worried about US farming tbqh.

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Nothing is better than petrol mate, 99 octane is life

Purging? You understand what an amnesty is right?

Noice

>These fucking house niggers

Very leftist

Good

Anyone else getting a takeaway tonight?

What will you be getting?

For me:

>x1 chips
>x1 curry sauce
>x1 boiled rice
>x1 mini spring rolls

an amnesty is getting rid of things, is it not?

hopefully it's a bait

wheres the meat faggot

12 cheese pizza, chips with seasoning salt, maybe some jalepeno poppers. Fucking friday innit

>REEEEEEEEEEEEE WE NEED DIVERSITY
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS DIVERSITY DOESNT HAVE MY POLITICS LIKE I THOUGHT IT WOULD

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Amnesty: an official pardon for people who have been convicted of political offences.

Well fuck me. I thought it meant to get rid of, like when they have a weapons amnesty and take our sharpened sporks

Ok I get it now

Don't eat meat.

Where do you get that from?

Chips, egg fried rice, chow mein, beef curry

With added paki pubes

Local white owned takeaway lad, none of that just eat turk roach shit tonight

I wish

cats out, doggos in

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The point of a weapons amnesty is it clears them off the offence of possessing the weapon if they hand it in first

This

very gay

Thats not a dog thats a rat. He needs a wolf hound or something to protect him from pakis

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>The UK saw its second warmest day on record on Thursday, with temperatures as high as 38.1C (100.5F) in Cambridge, with other areas not far off.

>And making things worse, last night saw a rare phenomenon, known as a "heat burst", that caused a spike in temperatures in the evening.

>Some parts of Lincolnshire, England's second largest county, saw a temporary rise of 10C at around 10.20pm, meaning temperatures briefly reached an uncomfortable 32C (89.6F).


does anyone live in Lincolnshire?

This seems pretty based, albeit very uncomfy.
news.sky.com/story/heat-burst-if-you-slept-badly-last-night-this-could-be-why-11770761

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based Turkish guy

Nobody even knows what a Brexit is you fucking retard, it’s all a LARP for virgins to try and find Pubes patented cure for virginity

Cringe

>TORY'S
>read further through
>it's from the Star
No surprise there then

yeah the GMO shit is fucked.
as is Guarantees legal "rights" for EU nationals
>+20,000 police state
Here's a radical idea,
How about just deporting all the foreign cunts causing the crime?
Hmm....

>The most excited Boris got was over taxes on inheritance.

Nothings changed, Nick was right, if you want immigration reduced you vote Corbyn.

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yeah nothing wrong with electric cars.
its when they go full automated & BAN human drivers is when you got to worry.
>Low social credit user?
>No more right to travel for you!

>I want communism

Holland & Barrett

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Morrissey is actually based

??!?!?

correct

Timothy James Byrne here, just cooling off doing some cooking. The terrorist builders are still terrorising me.

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Lol,
cokeposter is clearly Gove tho
>can vividly imagine it too

Based

got a phone interview on the 30th then if successful another interview for an actual job, nice

Yes mate, louth lad here. I kept saying to my Mrs it was getting hotter, glad to know I wasn't off mental

Fuck off back to Syria, we're full cunt

he's a jew

big surprise...

Where has a better future now, better East or Western Europe?

cucks

is the white cat around Tim?

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Has someone got a link to the methodology for the "71%" climate change thing that's being shilled this morning?

I'd let two sweaty highschooler thots with big thighs and short skirts bully me erry day of the week lad, absolutely based.

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>Fat Thick Lammy can't appreciate a good pun