Brit/pol/ - basil brush edition

>Second hottest day on record leads to travel chaos
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49106092

>Boris Johnson's first statement as PM to the House of Commons – video highlights
theguardian.com/politics/video/2019/jul/25/boris-johnson-first-statement-as-pm-to-the-house-of-commons-video-highlights

>The baby-faced teenage crimewave whose charge sheet was so long it shocked a magistrate
grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/news/grimsby-news/baby-faced-teenage-crimewave-whose-3136593

>‘It Doesn’t Just Go Away’: Grooming Gang Victims On Life A Decade After Abuse
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/bradford-grooming-gang-abuse_uk_5d163124e4b03d61163ac825

>Billy Bragg says he's 'heartbroken' for fans of The Smiths after latest Morrissey outburst
independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/morrissey-race-comments-billy-bragg-the-smiths-johnny-marr-nigel-farage-a8978706.html

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=gulqMtFanBo
youtube.com/watch?v=ji0WV7dcoh0
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Enz9_s-o_3A
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i've had sex

no you haven't

Looks like extinction rebellion was right

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>Billy Bragg

sounds like an albumlet

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>Beelieve.

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Stooooooppppp breeeeexit

What’s he doing after brexit then?

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size of that 4head

Me Granda vurts Laybur
Me Dad vurts Laybur
Me missus vurts Laybur
Me dog vurts Laybur
The Kebab shop prerpriatur 'n' 'is ten cuzzins vurt Laybur
Ah vurt Laybur
'N' if Our Kayleigh durnt vurt Laybur when she turnt 18 she can FOOK OFF
Simple as

fuck off you NOOOONCE

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go away nonce

What do black people and bicycles have in common?

They both work well with chains!

HA HA HA HA HA!
>BUM BUM!

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Prove it

>LGBT teaching row: DfE 'pressured school' to halt lessons
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-49110151
>The government put "extreme pressure" on a school to stop lessons on LGBT relationships, a chief executive said.
>Hazel Pulley said Parkfield Community School suspended the teachings following "frantic phone calls" from the Department for Education (DfE).
>"The DfE really wanted the protests to stop. They wanted it out of the press," said Ms Pulley, who is head of the trust which runs the school.

>'Mind control': The secret UK government blueprints shaping post-terror planning
middleeasteye.net/news/mind-control-secret-british-government-blueprints-shaping-post-terror-planning
>The British government has prepared for terrorist incidents by pre-planning social media campaigns that are designed to appear to be a spontaneous public response to attacks, Middle East Eye has learned.
>Hashtags are carefully tested before attacks happen, Instagram images selected, and “impromptu” street posters are printed.

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lol you're so mad you incel

already have

Hey hey mama said the way you mooove
Gonna make you sweat gonna make you grove

An anti-patriotic group has developed in musical criticism. It consists of followers of bourgeois aestheticism. They penetrate our press and operate most freely in the pages of the magazine, NME, and the Guardian Newspaper. These critics have lost their sense of responsibility to the people. They represent a rootless cosmopolitanism which is deeply repulsive and inimical to British man. They obstruct the development of British literature; the feeling of national British pride is alien to them

- Tom Chaplin

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Vote Labour if your Gonna waste your vote on BXP. Nige is an spent force like Battens UKIP, Boris being pm changes everthing.

Voting anything other that tory will result in an Labour government

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wrong version of hey mama

Did he really say that?

>voting
youve had numbers done on you

m.youtube.com/watch?v=gulqMtFanBo
?

what's that mr roy?
wooden doors you say?
sounds like a larp t b h kid
HAHAHAHA
>BOOM BOOM!!!

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youtube.com/watch?v=ji0WV7dcoh0

that's a boy

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>nonce
lol, found the middle aged female posters.
Chill ladies.
I'll be sure to apply for the marriage LOISENCE.

you are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin DIN plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're a unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, you're a fence vole, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer

Only 10% of posts here are politics related

Should be zero

>voting

Imagine the smell...

>keane
is this real?

this

What the fuck? When did Basil make a comeback? Let's hope it opens up a return for Japser Carrott on the stand up scene, that guy was amazing.

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this

Close your eyes
And think of someone you physically admire
And let me kiss you, oh.
Let me kiss you, oh.

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Nonce

Two absolute units on bagpipes in Central Croydon right now

It's like an Ode To Britain, getting me in the feels

I am surrounded by foreign faces
I am afraid
I am afraid


The bagpipes are calling me home

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yes

Labour LMAO
bottom text

12% now, like their vote share at the next general.

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i'll pray for you

Politics desu

put some trousers on nonce

why is he always so... moist?

i am doubtful. seems like the old barry chuckle memes

Nonce

i physically admire the sainsbury's operative

No it isn't. kike

Gay

Morrissey for the millennial generation

On the bright side, propa nice sandwich this lads

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What about the builders (terrorists)?

is it him who plays the tinkly music?

gay option

listeria in ten

Fuck off newfag

Sounds nice.
Without meat though Id just get hungry again pretty soon.

>He continued: “It is worth noting that their chief antagonist in this Hate Campaign is someone I took to court some years ago for writing lies about me. He lost his court battle then, and now he’s seeking his personal revenge by using The Guardian, who have been harassing everyone and anyone connected with my music imploring them to say something terrible about me for print. This is the open face of Soviet Britain.”
>Ending the post by comparing the paper to “the late Mary Whitehouse,” Morrissey added that The Guardian “is the voice of all that is wrong and sad about modern Britain.”
When Boomers overdose on red pills they go Full Morrissey.

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im still waiting and brockley and none of you have turned up lol

that minced up cheese mix gives me indigestion.

>cheap grated cheese mixed with mayo and onion
i hate those ones.
i mean, i'll eat one in a pinch, but they really are shit.

newfag calling someone a newfag. spastic

Why would you pay for a cheese and onion sandwich from rip-off "no, only the shit sandwiches are part of the meal deal, and you can't include a real cocke with theat either" Sainsburys when there's probably a Boots nearby which knocks all other meal deals for six?

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based
love a ploughman's too

nobody is interested in your yeasty minge

Says the newfag

Post pics of her tiny hand.

lmfao your gut can't even handle a tiny bit of lactose? pathetic

coming from the gay newfag. retard

Nonce

M&S make the best sandwiches. Meal Deals are for poorfags and wagies

brockley is getting boring t b h

where am i going next? peckham to brixton or lewisham and deptford???

its really only those sarnies that do it.

wtf why are you proud of the fact that you're afraid to fight a 47kg girl lol

go to elephant and castle for strong enrichment

implying you're not a 93 kilogram middle aged man named abdullah

>M&S

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M&S was founded in Leeds you mong

Sorry nan, didn't think you'd be back from the clinic so soon.

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im not implying it im saying it you fucking spastic and why are you larping when i've posted a timestamped picture???

Nonce

fuck off nonce

It's Newcastle, nan, is the altzhemers getting worse?

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Headquarters are in London though, they get all their southern fairy ideas there

yet poortherners can't afford to shop there

leeds is south as fuck you spastic

why would i shop there when they don't do coke, h, x and sex????

and sainsbury's was founded in london. what's your point?

lmfao you're the one larping you've never so much as posted a crayon drawing

Nonce

>he doesn't know about the dildo section by the lingerie
lmfao you've outed yourself as an utter virgin you shut in

because i draw on pc you spastic???

is this what its about??

you envying me for nodding off and unconsciously creating masterpieces in paint under the influence of heroin???

My point is your a southern poof

because i do dick not dildo

>virgin thinks inanimate objects count as sex
looool talk about outing yourself

Pube and Tim would get along
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Enz9_s-o_3A

>coping this hard at not being able to afford quality sandwiches

lol no i bet he doesn't even know a single method man lyric

I’m in sainsburys right now. Paying cash though so they can’t track me.

Anything above Northampton is certified North.

we both know the only genitals you've ever seen are your own and you haven't even seen them since you put on a gut in the late 90s you spastic larper