Adolf Hitler is brought back in 2019. What is the first thing he would do?

Adolf Hitler is brought back in 2019. What is the first thing he would do?

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>Kill himself.
>Again.

an hero

book a trip back to argentina from whatever hellhole you dragged him to kicking and screaming

go on Jow Forums and fap nazi lolis

Get raped by Muslim refugees in Germany.

Go to a bar and start talking to anyone who would listen about how fucked up shit is in the world today

Sign a contract to host a reality show - “Who gets gassed?”

First serious post itt;
He would probably marvel at the internet. He'd probably be astonished by the vast amount of readily available information and instant communication to anywhere on the planet.

Cry

Make you check Aryan digits.

wasn't there a movie about that ?

F&spbp

They already had all that shit back then..

Assuming he doesn't just kill himself again he'll probably learn English and start to build a following amongst the Germans in the northern US.
He definitely wouldn't go back to Germany.

Immediately try and find a way to escape from society and live in secrecy. You better believe that there are some powerful governments out there that wouldn’t waste a second trying to capture him.

Fart...then eat some broccoli and brussell sprouts...kick his German Shepard and watch Eva braun suck some big black servents cock

How is fp always bp?

Look who's back again

good film about hitler in the modern world, not too jewed either surprisingly!

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he never did that you moron
close borders, make swastika legal again and then probably focus on the LGBTQ degeneracy in cities and ofocurse the jews

Die, nigger would be 130 years old.

Be frightened to death! Adolf was an emotional man. Then he`d write books, join a political party, and go to the local bars to give away free books.

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Basically this.

Man would be 130 years lol

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Massive non-Aryan genocide

If you unironically believe that they had pic related and its technological capabilities in such a compact, portable and widespread fashion then you are too indication and/or retarded to even speak with.
If you are just baiting me then congrats, here's your (You)

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buy a red hat, troll for gullible dumbshits

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This is an image posting board.
I kinda like the current cult status of WW2 nazis.

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*too uneducated
Stupid autocorrect

How do you eat?

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Get BTFO by starving commies again.

>t. 14 year old

probably turn on a german news station for ten minutes and then blow his brains out again.

Twelve years ago, the iPhone was first released. The iPhone was the catalyst for everyone being connected on the internet, to everyone having constant communication with one another, to everyone having the knowledge of the world at their fingertips. The smartphone was in everyone's pocket. Yet, these wonderful inventions - inventions that should serve the betterment of humanity - have destroyed our cultures and our minds! We have become the most important and most powerful people in the history of mankind - and we flush our opportunities down the toilet!

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Outside of misusing our communication for greed, and for evil, we are addicted to drugs! Drugs that were given out like candy by corrupt doctors and pharmaceutical companies! Our worst problem today is this opioid epidemic! It has taken over the hearts and minds of what could be the most flourishing population the world has ever seen! The temptation and want for an escape, for a high, and for recreation is destroying not just those that partake! It destroys everyone near it!


We sit on our phones, shoot up heroin, smoke weed - we do nothing productive. Too many citizens have no desire to learn! No desire to create! No desire to innovate! Only leech and sulk around in their sorrows, and use entertainment and drugs as an escape! Escaping reality will not solve any of our worlds problems! Making excuses to not better yourself is a means for corporations to control you! For government to enslave you!

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He will leave for London, find a new English mistress for himself, take up drawing and drink whiskey.

Scream
>I WAS RIGHT FUCK YOU NIGGERS!!!!!

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e talk about helping those who are in a much worse position than us, those in poor countries and those in a poor state in a rich country. I ask you, how can you help these people you care so much about - if you won't bother to help yourself first? If you won't help your nation? If you won't help your environment? You say you can't because you're in a bad place? That is wrong! You have a roof over your head, you have food, you have all the potential to build up something great!


We have a generation of manchildren that live with their parents well into their 30s. All that is wanted, is to play video games and play on the internet. They do nothing to help their fellow man. Their lives are in a virtual world. Virtual men, with virtual minds, with virtual hearts! Do not give yourself to this atrocity - it provides no benefit. They eat food and drink soda that is terrible for your mind and body!

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We must sacrifice! We have lost the importance of sacrifice! We are content in being nothing, buying nothing, and living as nothing! We would rather live a comfortable and easy life, with no good end result. Instead, we must make sacrifice against corporations and government institutions! Stop buying at Walmart, stop going to chain gas stations! Stop going to chain fast food! Buy and shop local! Raise your own crop! Cook your own food!

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If you cannot help yourself, how can you expect others to help you?! It is a dull life indeed, when all your life is sitting in a computer chair, looking at a screen, and eating all day long. No self discipline! No self improvement! You are becoming nothing but a leech on the system, and controlled by corporate masters! They want you this way, because you will just continue to buy their products that you don't need, and deep down don't even want!

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The misery that is upon us is but the passing of corporatism and corrupt government. The very people that run these do not care about themselves, they do not care about you, and they do not care about their nation! They only care about money! The root of all evil is the love for money, and I assure you these people all love their money more than anything! They'd sell their own children if they had to!

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Escapism is temporary, the Glory of YOU is forever! Take care of yourself! Be kind to others! Love one another! When you have gotten ahead, help others get ahead! If we continue this path to glory, we can work to build a peaceful world, and a stronger world. You have to work hard and make many sacrifices to do this, but we must struggle if we want to succeed!

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If he came back to life in Sweden it would probably be something like this.

>56 year old man detained for comparing Jews to cockroaches in a facebook group

>t. low energy JEb

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Reexperience his fatal wounds and die with gurgle as his eyes bulged in pain and shock.

>We sit on our phones, shoot up heroin, smoke weed - we do nothing productive. Too many citizens have no desire to learn! No desire to create! No desire to innovate! Only leech and sulk around in their sorrows, and use entertainment and drugs as an escape!
I couldn't agree more. Struggle creates growth and the men of today's society in first world nations have a severe lack of challenges. I believe this has caused them to grow weak, and many of our struggles are internal because the average man is weak willed.

being an idealist, just like right before he killed himself

sterilize all nonwhites, I guess

probably bang a negress then kill himself for real this time

Use his tremendous psychic powers to personally strangle Angela Merkel

Find a gay lover.

Probably kill himself again. State of the world is six gorillion times worse then when Germany was aflame and being stormed by allies.

humans are simply not build for society. No wonder people don't have motivation

>>Adolf Hitler is brought back in 2019. What is the first thing he would do?
Puke.

Kill all jews starting with Trump

Have a nice gas of juice.

>We have a generation of manchildren that live with their parents well into their 30s. All that is wanted, is to play video games and play on the internet. They do nothing to help their fellow man. Their lives are in a virtual world. Virtual men, with virtual minds, with virtual hearts! Do not give yourself to this atrocity - it provides no benefit. They eat food and drink soda that is terrible for your mind and body!
I've always wondered why this is perpetuated and allowed by the older generations. Boomers are pretty hard workers, yet they allow their children to be slothful rejects with no true purpose or direction and sometimes even financially support the NEET lifestyle. Seems weird to me

he would change his name and appearance and say the exact same things again reworded to fit America, and then win again, because you can take almost everything he said then and it still applies today, regarding the press/media/politics

FPBP, damn

If Hitler were alive now? He would be clawing and scratching at the lid of his coffin.

>What is the first thing he would do?
Racemix.

create a youtube channel

A.I

Typical black cuckservative Canadian.

Call him a nigger subhuman with brown eyes. Literally whiter than him.

Try the movie "look who's back"
Er ist writer da is the German title

He would go back and kill himself again

fpbp

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>Fpbp
>Again

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Shoot Merkul

public execution for treason

>kill himself
>brought back to life
imagine not knowing about the Argentina connection, the Antarctica & Moon base.

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Its too late for great germany. He would probobly give up, come out as gay, find boyfriend and move to sanfran.

Gas the kikes , race war now

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JUUDDDEEEENNNN

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Yeah, nobody here realizes how plausible it is for him to actually still be around.

Through the use of the Vril Society(a group all female psychic mediums) they were able to contact a race of Ancient Astronauts that were based out of the Aldebaran system, located in the Taurus Constellation. As the story goes, the Vril Society was able to determine the location of an ancient alien base located down on the continent of Antarctica. This is where they were able to discover the famous Nazi flying saucers that they called Hanebu.

Do you know what other alien technology they found besides anti-gravity? No, you don't and you never will. Nations of the world have staked a claim to the continent and regular people like you and me are not allowed down there. At least not into the interior. Base 211, the Nazi holding there, was located in the area of the Queen Maud Land area of the continent.

One has to wonder, how did Aliens get here from another star system? Two popular ideas come to us from popular Science Fiction: FTL(faster than light) drives and Stasis Chambers. Did Nazi's discover this technology down in Antarctica? Where they able to figure out how to use it like with the Hanebu?

Is Hitler still alive in stasis somewhere or did they figure out how to jump to another system?

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Marvel at the miracle of microwave ovens

I think he'd do a lot of studying up on what happened in geo politics adter his death and then write anither book

He'd probably write another book

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Remove Trump

If hes smart he would make a podcast and just talk

I honestly wonder if he'd just kill himself at seeing how the jews fucked the christian world up, or if he'd just figure "Weimar was even more degenerate, time to get to work".

Get banned from twitter

>"Weimar was even more degenerate, time to get to work".

this

He would Break like the Wind

A Real FahrtKnacker

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proof please

So many people would be Popin and Lockin, so many people would see the frequency of the breaks

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He'd probably realize pretty quickly
that society has gone too far to be saved from degeneracy and just find somewhere to fit in amongst the chaos or kill himself.

Or maybe the SS-VT escaped to Vermont?

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Probably stick his dick to a nice underage girl LIKE WHITE PEOPLE DO .... OH NEVER MIND HE HAS A MUSTACHE

I've given you all the key words you need to search

Don't trust Wikipedia, they lie

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Open coal fired pizzeria for reasons.

Kill himself again

Do you personally think he will return?