Why dont you incels just use tinder?

I use JSwipe. Nothing beats it for quick lays.

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Deutschland

sorry but i'm spoken for. my crush reluctantly agreed to hug me while at work today and that's kind of a commitment.

>we're not fucking but will you buy me dinner?
>sure

shut the fuck up mutt, those deaths are long overdue

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How does this prove anything?

because i know 3d women are garbage

So you've never been to a restaurant without fucking everyone at the table immediately after?

boyfriend*s*
general degeneracy of hookups being some girl's "life"

>I got all the dick I can manage
>Buy me dinner and let me tell you about it
>I won't fuck you though

>>I won't fuck you though
Would it be somehow better if she did?

The point is she has openly told the guy that there will be no sex but he is still willing to buy her dinner.

Even if, for sake of argument, he isn't paying anything for the date he is still using up his time on a woman that has openly expressed no desire to have sex.

A man with options doesn't do this. Why even waste time when there are other women that could be pursued.

It'd be better if there was no dinner at all.

that thing you keep fucking down in Italy.

But would sex make it better or worse?

these guys get it. the dinner guy is uberbeta and sadly many such cases exist which reinforces bad behavior by women

This. A people need to remind their politicians who is in charge now and then.

bottom of the barrel degenerate trash uses tinder, have some standards

God its fucking not that hard to find a good girl on tinder. I find great white women all the fucking time. I have in my profile that I only want women with degrees and a salary and that weeds out all the whores. Like this chick, definitely trying to see if shes that flexible on a bed

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Does Jow Forums got game? What should I tell her

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These seem like fags

Atleast she knows shes a piece of shit

>you asking her shit
>she is not asking you anything

not gonna happen. if they want to fuck you they will ask a bunch of questions

>Taekwondo? More like taekdisdickho

tell her to learn a non meme martial art

shes emotionally unstable, that kind of person is 1 step away from filing for rape for even staring at her. BLOOD RED FLAG

tell her you're gonna beat her ass

Only advice I can give to a nigger is to watch Ip Man if you are in a Netflix and chill situation

We should “kick” it sometime

>tfw had bumble for 3 weeks and never got a single match
I'm not even that ugly. Slightly below average, but I'm tall so I thought that would give me an advantage. But nope. It fucked up my self esteem even worse than it already is.

Nah see you gotta break them out of their shell. A couple good jokes and relevant questions get them out of their "he only wants to fuck shell"

This is my go to
>good joke as an opener
>few questions
>what do you like to do
>what do you do for work (causally drop my engineering degree and engineering job in this part)
>we should kick it
>what's your number

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Nah, I pulled this off an Jow Forums bread many months ago. Part of a larger conversation posted by a beta robot Aussie.
Chick is straight, had OP take her on three dates and only kissed him but then got spitroasted by Chad and Brad for hours.

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memeflag faggot

That's not a bad route to take, not so blatantly tho. Needs a funny spin on it

Netflix and chill is boring as fuck. I dont like that shit at all. Usually take the girls to a bar on the first date

Too early for that

Do you actually believe any of that shit or are you just memeing to get in her pantsu

You mad that a memeflag pulling bitches. Heres another one I'm workin with

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Posting in a tinder bread

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Lol I do. Probably why she was easy for me to connect with

>implying she didn't fuck him

Assuming they actually went to dinner.

>Adventure!
>Septum piercing
>Fur mom
>Single mom
>LF sugar daddy!
>black guys only

There, I just summed up 95% of Tinder for you all. You're welcome.

>would prefer long relationship
>why dont you just use basically hookers dot apk
nope

gonna steal that one, corny as fuck but some chick love those dad-style jokes

>memeflag acts out his mommy issues and thinks low iq banter with sluts is something to brag about

this is why you'll never get a pure, beautiful woman. lay with dogs who are your chambermaids

modern instagram roasties are such a turnoff

>>black guys only
i have seen that in the wild but only with BBW hamplanet whites and hispanics
never any hot chicks

You're chasing a dud.
She's being polite, nothing more.

It's cringy to read someone else stuff, but I've gotta give it to ya bro, you've got some good material

>profile pic is the girl all dressed up with her breasts and or ass hanging out
>"Hey guys my name is Dakota and no im not looking for fun or a one night stand (only real men please!) I'm a nursing student and wonderful single mother to five kids who mean everything to me. So if youre willing to step up and be a real man message me!"

This is 99% of the women you meet on dating sites. And all five kids are from five different dudes and theyre all half black or Mexican.

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Ohhh, that's a good one.

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No filter for niggers, spics, gooks, muz, jews.

Bumble enforces hypergamy.. Only the top 10% are getting any.

Tell her you can do martial arts with sex

Chad, give me your wisdom
What kind of info do you put on your profile?
The only girls I attract are the fat and ugly

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Because it is full of whores

Treat dating apps like a compliment to your actual irl game. it's just a bonus or a side bet. Also, quality over quantity. Fill out the profile like you are selling yourself as an individual, not a fuck boy product. Be cool, be funny, be honest. That's the mantra.

I am banned now

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>Taking the bait this hard
Mein gott!

Nice digits

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kek, lost my sides

did you really do that Ghana?

yeah thats an easy lay

I'm a bong working away. Was going to start a thread about my surprisingly positive experiences with the locals but then i remembered this is pol

Please recolonise Africa

>chad
I'm black so is it Jamal or Tyrone?

Either way. If you can pretend you got abs you gotta show them off. Its douchey but women love it even if they say they dont

Be confident in your profile, no bitch shit. You can be funny, you can be rude, just sound like you're in control

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I'd rather recolonize the UK

Cute tits.

I'm too dull to date.

good bio text that

Thanks baby

nice bitch tits

LOL at the gyno. Kill yourself so yboy

I see...
Thanks Tyrone, you are a good nigger

where did he say he'd buy her dinner? They're just going together.

I didnt even realize that you hit me with the double entendre. Fuck that's good imma use this later

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>great white women
>matching with a nigger
pick one

Isn't that just the same on a smaller scale?

Ask her if she's any good at marital arts

Id rather tie you to a tree and set you on fire, nigger

Practice makes perfect

We don't care you ugly fucking inbred jew.
Didn't Sam hyde mention something about addresses?

He has titties, yo
Wtf

Is that actually you? How did you end up with abs but little rocket tits to go with it? Were you banging steroids at some point?

I'm white you attention deficit afflicted burger molester

Holy shit, I want to know what universe this woman thinks she's in where she can talk about getting fucked by two dudes and then in the same breath say "I want to do this right and not whore myself for you"

This one, user

Case in point here:
Add a qualifier anons. I added one and bitches now present themselves to me.
As in.
"I like X chicks"
And at least once a week i get a "Oh I'm so X" message. Half of the time they are even decent looking.
I am decent looking myself. The problem is I am a sperg and 9/10 times I weird chicks out IRL unless I am drunk - drunkenness is a great excuse to be a sperg.

>How did you end up with abs but little rocket tits to go with it?
i have the same physique. literally so cut that i have the tapered "v" above my pelvis and a 6 pack but still have pointy-outy bitch tits.
No idea why. I'm considering surgery but it is fucking expensive.

krauts doing something right? color me shock.

Nice tits lol

I CAN COOK MEALS