Brit/pol/ Zogis. Edition

>Firefighters called to Binfire at Bonnyrigg primary school
midlothianadvertiser.co.uk/education/firefighters-called-to-bin-fire-at-bonnyrigg-primary-school-1-4971585

>Binfire breaks out in Llandudno Bin
northwalespioneer.co.uk/news/17796969.fire-breaks-llandudno-bin-discarded-barbecue/

>Bin catches fire on Weymouth Esplanade
dorsetecho.co.uk/news/17794428.bin-catches-fire-esplanade/

>Three overnight Binfires in Denaby
rotherhamadvertiser.co.uk/news/view,three-overnight-arson-attacks-in-denaby_32928.htm

>Police investigate after Bins set on fire in Poleglass
belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/police-investigate-after-bins-set-on-fire-in-poleglass-arson-attack-38347018.html

>Teenagers sniff WHEELIE BINS in dangerous new drug craze
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/teenagers-sniff-wheelie-bins-dangerous-14029426

THREAD THEME
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Jah Selassie bless

BLACK (((PEOPLE)))

proper music

youtube.com/watch?v=mfwVfEXJhQQ

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>you are a paedophile
>you are a nonce
>you're a perv
>you're a slot badger
>you're a two pin DIN plug
>you're a bush dodger
>you're a small bean regarder
>you're a unabummer
>you're a nut administrator
>you're a bent ref
>you're the Crazy World of Arthur Brown
>you're a fence foal
>you're a free willy
>you're a chimney bottler
>you're a bunty man
>you're a shrub rocketeer

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>the orgy of sly-winking usery was only brought to an end by a stairwell nonce-bashing which left North brain-dead and quadraspazzed on a life-glug

Haha imagine Priti Patel coming home from a long day at the Home Office, she takes off her £1000 Louboutin high heels and forces you to lick her feet clean haha can you imagine that lol haha

Just a reminder that 10 years ago our this was our current prime minister

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8340865.stm

youtube.com/watch?v=2H5Se-9XAVE

Kek

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based use of public funds

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You missed the best bit:
>your children could very soon be splatted by a roboplegic wrong-cock

Nice to see Mogg restoring some order

>Autism: engaged

About fucking time.

The Age of the Autist is finally here lads.

the way i step out the car thats a flex

Boris is a chad no cap

>flex
cringe. stop using nigger slang.

Should ban "going forward", "disgusting" and "disgraceful"

i like the swagger of this government.

but i praise the lord and break the law and i take whats mine and take some more???

Just farted and it stinks

Ate too much pasta

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Boris will never recover

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Should ban 'Mr speaker', 'My right honourable friend', 'hear hear' etc. That would save a lot of hot air.

hate it when absolute failures of human beings aka incels try to talk down about black people as if they're in any position to do so

What's your favorite kind of biscuit lads

And "appalling".

"devastated", "northern power-house", "Ireland"

I hate to say it, but I like a pink wafer. Either that or a chocolate hobnob, the king of biscuits.

Incredible

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I think Paloma Faith might be retarded. Certainly sounds like it whenever I've seen her in interviews.

he's done. Corbyn is taking measurements for new curtains in number 10 as we speak.

Implying Boris hasn't done those things?

:)

im in a benz

im off a benzo

>It's true lads, I have AIDS

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im in need of fucking a dyke bitch

I want a singer with AIDS, that singer is Paloma Faith.

>wanting Diane Abbott for PM

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>im in need of fucking a dyke bitch
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Offa's_Dyke

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She's probably a coalburner too.

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he's only just started

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playing above the capo, state.

Finally some bloody decorum restored.

This meme always makes me feel bad because you know she's going to discover these when she gets older

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Peak performance,

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The way he’s holding the guitar is a metaphor for this country and how it’s run

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What's he up to lads? What's his gameplan?

FFFFFFFFFFFfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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based. midlands independence when?

All Tory shills are Firestorm fanboys

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>thumb over the E string

I can never do this. Always keep my thumb mid back of the neck

I too was a boss at Guitar Hero.

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but he's playing above the capo retard

Okay, which of you glorious bastards did this?

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he knows no rules

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same, I've got small hands, must be that

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An hero sounds more your thing tbqh

Anyone here seen Bladerunner 2049?

Thought it was really good, although the way it linked earlier parts of the movie to later parts via flashbacks was patronizing.

based. im not sure about his problem with the words yourself, i, got and very though.

>lets have tax payers pay so that people have it even easier in this country buy not speaking english.
they had it coming by putting so much effort on protecting the scots "language". no i don't mean scottish, they actually claim their retarded dialect of english is a language.

I know that negro. Apparently the previous guy left the capo on and boris didnt notice. Just saying only plebs use their thumb on the strings. Patrician guitar slingers brace it on the back of the neck like white men.

You know what they say about small hands user.....
Small gloves.

Stop reading my doctor's notes

>Kek
Absolute hero, truly, I don't know what's going on anymore in this world, but the laughs keep coming while I wish for every fucking MP to hang.

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Got it but not watched it yet. Might leave it a bit since rutger died. Cant believe he ad libbed the "you people" speech in the first one, absolute kino.

Got no real interest in seeing it. Memories of watching Blade Runner are burned into my brain and don't want them tainted by an inferior and unnecessary sequel

>palom...

>implying anyone cares about another shite celeb 'opinion'

Albie Kinsella : You see, people need to believe. People need to congregate but there's nothing left to believe in, nothing left to congregate for, only football. And they know that...
Fitz : Who's 'they'?
Albie Kinsella : The bizzies. The politicians. We go to the match. They march us along. They slam us against walls, they treat us like scum. We look for help. We're Socialists, we're trade unionists and we look to the Labour Party for help. But we're not queers, we're not black, we're not Paki. There's no brownie points for speaking up for us so the Labour Party turns its back. We're not getting treated like scum any more. We're getting treated like wild animals. And, yeah, one or two of us start acting like wild animals and the cages go up and ninety-six people die. The bizzies, the bourgeois lefties... they caused Hillsborough. And they're going to pay.

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who /eastmidlands/

>only plebs use their thumbs on the strings,

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I’m so fucking cold!

So happy living in the 4th industrial revolution, with 5g, chemically pumped food and battery powered planes.

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>British

>White

;)

things boris has said about women

metro.co.uk/2016/06/29/10-important-things-boris-johnson-has-said-about-women-5974038/

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UNLEASH THE CARNAGE!

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way too hot still fuck off
fuck you

Why are you so mad that I bullied you out the general for months?

you realise that the more you seethe, the more like Boris? We weren't even Team Boris until the lefties and euros started hating on him.

He's obviously just holding it when the photo was taken, not strumming.

the more we like*
sorry lads, done a half bottle of whisky. the keyboard seems equally far away and way too close.

>cages go up and ninety-six people die

It was actually seven people who died.

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I fucking love that show

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Motherfucking hypnodisc in the house.
All pale in comparison to Razor though, give me gifs of Razor you absolute parpswine.

Well, Jow Forums?

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nice quads. hate supporting liverpool in a way because of the left political leaning of nearly every faggot fan

>tfw you remember manual chokes on cars

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You mean the one where incels have to build shitty rc cars with spikes on them to divert from their crushing sense of social failure and give them an escapism of power???
I wonder why you relate

Boris Johnstein: Wants to relax immigration laws and will fast track citizenship for 500,000 shitskins

This is right wing in Bongistan? Are the Bongs really claiming this new PM is a win for their country? This is pathetic. First a ramp, now a total Jew as PM thats even worse than May... What the FUCK is wrong with Britbongs?

May wanted to cut immigration to tens of thousands, now the "hard right wing" PM Mr. Boris Johnson wants no limit

>Brexit: Boris Johnson rips up Theresa May’s immigration plan and refuses to set limits on new arrivals
archive.is/WzudQ

>tfw 20,000 new cops are all dindus and mohamuds.

>memedisk

You disgust me

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why do you write this on every thread? do you think anyone cares about who you think is white or not?

Fuck off boomer.

METAL MAYHEM

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Then the end will come faster

>20,000 new cops =
>20,000 new cuck mobiles =
>20,000 daily loisence checks =
>20,000 daily arrests
we're fucked

So, get some pics of Razor out, fuggin ell.

What kills the Razer fanboy more? This...

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Eradicate all "construction workers" and instate mandatory bear love