Be me. Living in LA

> Be me. Living in LA.
> Just shaved my balls and was ready to leave the house before I remembered that I forgot to put my make-up on.
> Really want a dose of Fentanyl right now, but I am currently 2 days sober (apart from weed lol).
> Join Anonoymous Group for support and to try and find sex.
> Some fascist pig doesnt agree that Drumpf is an asshole that deserves to die.
> Fuck I am so triggered right now. I need some fresh air
> Walk along the beach whilst dodging Heroine Needles and Poo.
> Remember that I have an audition tomorrow and go to bed with the help of Oxycontin.

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American dream

Can't wait to pay my Jewish landlord $3000 this month.

If you complain about high rent you do not support capitalism and labelled a communist

Kill yourself faggot

Ah, an illegal friend.

Don't worry. We are a Sanctuary town. You get to live here in this paradise forever.

Now show me your cock.

>Ah, an illegal friend.
Im in Mexico

>Don't worry. We are a Sanctuary town. You get to live here in this paradise forever.
Thanks, but my mexican city looks cleaner that yours.

Yeh, but we have drugs and trannies.

>Trannies high on drugs
How do I move to LA?

Just turn up here with a tent and pitch it on a sidewalk and live there forever.

Thanks. Im gonna take a crap in front of Amazon HQ to fit in with the locals

Don't forget to chuck your used needles into the middle of the road and in front of schools.

>be me, living in LA
>enjoy my perfect weather with the sun out 300+ days of the year
>if in the winter, I can drive 30 minutes to the beach or 2 hours to the snow in Big Bear
>if I'm looking for a weekend trip I can drive 5 hours to Vegas
>or you can drive 5 hours to vacation in Mexico if you're into that
>have the choice of eating any type of authentic food I want
>go to one of hundreds of bars and clubs and meet the actresses that you jerk off over
>city is so big that it has literally everything, I can go hiking, learn a martial art, frequent a geek store, learn yoga, etc

You live in Silverlake, California. Amirite user?

Have you actually ever been to LA user?

I live here. Have you?

>Join Anonoymous Group for support and to try and find sex
13th steppers rarely make it. I hope you find some serenity my friend.

>can go hiking, learn a martial art, frequent a geek store, learn yoga, etc

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Here's a (You). Now go play with your tranny friends while the intellectuals converse.

Since I'm an American I consider having options to be a good thing. Is it true that Europoors don't have 10 different brands of toilet paper to choose from when they go to the store?

Yes.
We all get our state-made, extra-scratchy toilet paper quota each month after queuing for a day at the toilet-paper-dispensery.
One roll per household and week.
Therefore we use both sides.
>t. Burger

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