be on holiday in Germany

> be on holiday in Germany
> It's been pretty toastie so me and the family are going to a public swimming pool
> There is a huge crowd gathered in front of the entrance
> Try to find the line but there really isn't one. Everybody is just forcing themselves through and over the gates
Finally arrive at the paying booth, a friendly old german lady greets us from behind bullet proof glass
> countless of marrocans and turks slither past us, not paying anything
> I reach for my wallet
> It's gone
> Lady says it's okay, we can enter
> My two neices are surrounded by 15 boys twice their age, they're trying to their instagram/snapchat or something
> Pull them away, and enter the swimming area
> Some little fuckhead runs past me and trips over my foot, begins to whine
> oh fuck no please
> Get surrounded by 50 big belly turks shouting and pushing at me
> I cannot understand them
> The pool cop escorts me and my family to the changing area
> Enter a changing booth, there's shit
> Enter the next one, there's plastic bags and black long hairs on the ground
Enter the one next to that, it's locked, I am getting shouted at
> Finally find a relatively clean one, hear screaming
> It's my older sister
> Her booth is crowded by 20 something dudes looking over the edge and whisteling, shouting
> fuck this shit, get family
> drive straight home
> I didn't even get to swim

Never again, a holiday in Germany

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youtube.com/watch?v=oWvKVE6rLI0
rt.com/news/329141-germany-refugees-pool-harassment/
rt.com/news/331926-austria-pool-rape-reactions/
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How long to write this up? You autistic?

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the Pool in Düsseldorf was closed again today because 60 Nafris were rioting, No reprts were made because they could not accuse single individuals from the crowd. It couldn't be proven that they weren't just normal people wrong place wrong time.

This journalist doesn't see a prblem though. You just beed some tolerance
spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/columbiabad-berlin-neukoelln-die-brennpunkt-wasserstelle-ist-ein-wunderbarer-ort-a-1275179.html

dont come over here in your wohnwagen ! you can keep your käse

t. Ahmed

t. Nadir

t. Heinrich

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youtube.com/watch?v=oWvKVE6rLI0

it's about time for huge change

To be honest I prefer Germany populated by Turks and Africans, that was it will be harmless for the rest of the world.

Reads like satire, but this is Spiegel, so he probably serious.

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I am Adolf Hitler 2.0 and these are my dig its

Fuck off kike Germany is based

Is it a satire article?

You're digits suck

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Pics or didn't happen.

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rt.com/news/329141-germany-refugees-pool-harassment/

rt.com/news/331926-austria-pool-rape-reactions/

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And not one single picture. I'll take things that didn't happen for a thousand, Alex!

Do you ever wonder if Muslims, Turks, and Arabs behave better in their own countries, and only treat European and foreign people badly? Surely they'd get beat up for looking at women in a women's changing room

no
I really like how he tries to roast Germans who were so prudish and just wanted to swim orderly. So boring compared to the vibrant bathing culture in Berlin.
I also like how he described it as a personal victory when he just stoically tolerated getting a football shot against his head and didn't try to move away.

>Do you ever wonder if Muslims, Turks, and Arabs behave better in their own countries

they do. One reason is, the police is not as peaceful and cucked as in Germany.

btw they are discussing "pool-Imams" who work in the public bath to help restore the order.

>negro
>harmless

They will ruin Germany then come and visit you. By then you will have been post-communist long enough to get cuck party of your very own to welcome them.

they don't dumb faggot

A pool-imam is going to restore order because he will give commands in Arabic, correct? Because orders given in German are ignored

> Ich öffne den Roman, muss aber zugeben: Die Konzentration fällt etwas schwer, weil die Durchsagen jetzt im Minutentakt kommen: Das Hineinspringen von den Längsseiten sei verboten. Das Hineinschubsen ebenso. Das Baden in Straßenkleidung sei untersagt. Man solle doch bitte denjenigen Platz machen, die tatsächlich schwimmen wollen. Das Kinderbecken sei für Kinder, Leute! Und noch mal: das Hineinspringen von den Seiten.
> Es hat keinen Sinn, niemand hält sich daran.

I open the novel, but I must admit: The concentration is a bit difficult, because the announcements are now in the minute: The jumping in from the long sides is prohibited. The pushing in as well. Bathing in street clothes is prohibited. One should please make room for those who really want to swim. The children's pool was for children, people! And again: the jumping in from the sides.
It makes no sense, nobody sticks to it.

>Elswhere in Germany one goes swimmng to work off the planned number of lanes, doing the crawl while being on an ego trip and ready to snap at anybody who didn't follow the correct swimming direction. In Columbia bath there is no swimming direction. Nobody can just care about himself but always has to think for the others, who otherwise could jump in your neck from the pool ridge or dive into your private parts from below

deutschlandfunk.de/interkultureller-dialog-imame-als-streitschlichter-im.1769.de.htm

>seite nicht gefunden
ok

These animals only respond to brutality

tagesspiegel.de/berlin/columbiabad-in-neukoelln-bei-schwimmbad-randale-soll-der-imam-schlichten/10154718.html

deutschlandfunk.de/interkultureller-dialog-imame-als-streitschlichter-im.1769.de.html?dram:article_id=292949

>holiday
>germany
>pool

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;(

ok BRD gmbh verrecke, schorrii kamerad hatte was auf Kohl gelesen von wegen musel als Rettungsschwimmer einzusetzen aber dies ist ja noch peinlicher.