I think I can call UFOs

I’ll drop some photos, and for those saying go to /x/ UFOs are not paranormal, you’d have to be delusional to think that at this point , but I have nothing to prove to you, just sit back and watch

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Were they white or red?

I swear if they delete my thread It’s only gonna give credence to my claims. We all know this is a real phenomenon and clearly political, there’s no question anymore.

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My great grandfather (Ireland) used to tell my mother about little people. Mother said he was not telling granddaughter stories, but he fully believed it, and had witnessed fae. We just figured it was a bit too much of the sauce. Researching it for fun mystified me more than it didn't. I am currently of the mindset that extra-dimensional sentience is a thing, and some our elites know this and do not want us engaging them. I have no facts to back this up, just instinct. Also why DMT, acid, ayahuasca, shrooms, etc. are scheduled. They do NOT do it for our "safety."

Your Irish grandfather saw midgets, dude.

Were they even allowed in Ireland?

No, that’s why Grandpa got mindfucked when he saw them

This should help you understand better, OP.
youtube.com/watch?v=BEWz4SXfyCQ

white

>What should I do with this?
Wipe your glasses.

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You don't matter, you're not special, you don't have extraordinary abilities. Just some delusions stemming from the fact that your subconscious knows you're worthless so it's making you think things to compensate for it so you (unfortunately) won't jump off a bridge as soon as possible.
You are useless

Ok how likely do you think it that you can summon extraterrestrial or whatever space craft by willing them there or rather that you’re just crazy?
Which is the simpler conclusion here?

Make telepathic communication with them, flash light (phone) and make intervals with the light at night, try to think of message or sending a beam through your head. If you do end up communicating with them, ask them kindly to send us someone that could take care of the jewish problem.

I’ve seen red ones do similar things. I 100% believe you. You saw them for a reason.
I’m sorry but I don’t believe that dude at all, he’s giving us the impression that the government is trying to understand what this is, when it’s clear they already know damn well what’s going on. Most governments are probably run by malevolent entities in the first place.
Wow that’s quite a read, they are prevalent in folklore but they always seemed a little too “mystical” and literally fairytale like so I brushed it off, but the more I learn and the more I see, it seems that most of these folktales are based off of real things that are hidden beyond the veil.

Tell the space faggots to fuck off, Earths full! They can crash on the Moon or Mars if needed.

People profit off of the UFO conspiracy by making books, TV shows etc. Why do you think Netflix has been hosting UFO shows? Because you literal retards watch it and get handed with the most dogshit evidence

>like I show you the videos then what
If you're serious? the next thing is you being snatched for government experiments.
I'd shut the fuck up and forget it.
Also /x so spices are probably appropriate.

maybe they're calling you. like a dog.

Way to project your own depressive tendencies on somebody who’s just looking for the truth, did I say I was special? No. Would you say somebody who is good at sculpting is “special”? No people have different abilities, we’re all “special” find what makes you special, and quit with your blackpilling garbage. I’m not delusional I have them on video, so clearly I’m not crazy.

Wow it’s almost like people make money off of things. Funny huh? UFOs have been spotted since the dawn of man, ancient carvings depict them, and old paintings show them plain as day, now here I am the modern human seeing the exact same thing. Am I too take it this is a marketing ploy?

I got abducted as a baby, they stole my foreskin. I'm none to pleased.

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There were some threads a couple of weeks ago where some user claimed to be able to teach us how to summon the ayyys. Maybe there's some truth to it.

But this should be on /x/ until they land on the White House lawn or something.

Same here brother, we must overcome though, the only alternative is death, and we have life yet to live.

You’re messing with demons. Jews can do the same thing.

dunno about reason, it was almost 20 years ago and I'm not yet abducted. On another hand this experience definitely redpilled me not to believe in msm narrative and here I'm on Jow Forums 18 years later.

I disagree with the /x/ thing so adamantly. If aliens exist then they are doing many things to influence world events, and when I see UFOs I tend to believe they do exist, but secret government tech isn’t out of the question, that is also political however

Demons in what sense? What religions? See the claim makes no sense, they are messing with us

>Am I too take it this is a marketing ploy?
You should. There has been no evidence of UFOs before the invention of the camera. Also.
Pic related.

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U got eye floaters nigga

Ok you know what? Fuck it I’m posting proof of a flying saucer teleporting. Hopefully I don’t die to appease you morons

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Did you make that photo? wtff

That’s just swamp-midget gas

What a baseless fucking claim coupled with a picture of a guy on tv who got rich off this subject. I can’t convince you until you see them for yourself.

>Shaking camera
>Terrible quality
>Could literally be anything than a fucking ufo

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Be kind but have confidence, let them see that you are aware and consistent

>have them on video
post it, or it never happened.

>no evidence
>what is vimana

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Analyze it for trickery then. What else can I do? It’s high in the sky of course the quality is bad, I also had to make it a gif to upload on Jow Forums with a data limit. Shakey camera? Dude it disappears of course I scan the sky quickly to find it, that’s what makes it shakey.

>I swear if they delete my thread It’s only gonna give credence to my claims
Not really. There's political implications for ayys, sure, but not for your larping/storytime/anecdotal evidence.

So you can call it fake? I’ve already gotten a taste of that by uploading that gif. This thread is for people who already know, you either believe or you don’t. Clearly you don’t, leave

How does it disappear if you can still see it at the last second of the video?

Anecdotal evidence? Well atleast you acknowledge I have evidence. What would you prefer? I make a thread a about Roswell and go “we’re there aliens?”. Not the time or the place to create unnecessary conflict, if you don’t like it leave

Underrated

Keep calling them if you wish but that is not an alien within a UFO. Those light beings are demonic manifestations, not some kind of alien from another planet. Just be careful.

That’s the point it appeared in a completely different place, that’s why I said teleporting. I said disappeared in that context because I was criticized for having shaky footage, but it was shaky because it disappears

>gif
fuck off larper.

It’s schizophrenia, OP; otherwise you would have your own cult where people think you are a star child because you can summon UFO.
There was a schizoanon about a year ago shitting up threads demanding people go summon UFO because according to him, everyone can do it.

Of course, like you, he had no evidence and no one believed him

Thats a literal cloud, they do weird shit sometimes.

T. General aviation pilot

PS: buy a tripod

Literally go make a video right now. Start pointing at this thread on your PC, walk outside, and summon them
You won’t because you can’t.

>atleast you acknowledge I have evidence
Anecdotal evidence isn't real evidence, genius. It's when you count stories as "evidence."
>What would you prefer?
I'd prefer you not make the thread entirely about you. Even putting "Also ayys thread" in the OP would have been enough. Instead we get "hEy GuiSe, I SeLF-iDenTIfY aS a UFO sUMmonEr, plZ caRE"
>Not the time or the place to create unnecessary conflict
Where do you think you are right now?
>if you don’t like it leave
You sound like a sad little bitch, does my truth trigger you?

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I don’t seek to subjugate and I also don’t tell anyone about this. This is the first time. I have video and photos, they aren’t hallucinations.
This made me laugh. Good shit

I promise you I would but it doesn’t look like that’s gonna be possible right now

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So "the men who stare at goats" is unironically based (very loosely) on real events during project stargate (GRILLFLAME).

At best you are unironically summoning small clouds. Small clouds in higher altitudes do weird shit. When you fly around 5000ft a lot you will see small clouds just kind of come and go, specially in fast moving drafts.

Funny how the trolls the one who gets so easily triggered. You’re an instrument my friend

OP how secluded are you when you summon them? Can you do it in a backyard?

But you saw it teleport right? Clouds don’t do that. I’m not buying it

>Jow Forums data limit
>680kb
user, are you trying to be a faggot?

Basically anywhere with a clear sky, preferably at night. I’ve gone into the mountains and tested it there and it’s worked.

All I'm going to say is...keep us updated OP.

Cameras too shaky, I see it disappear.

What a poser. Can't even summon ayys.

>Uh, acktually, UFOs are not paranormal, you'd have to be delusional
>UFOs are political

Dude I don’t set the damn settings, I did it on an app. Sorry I didn’t fine tune it to appease a bunch of skeptics. This thread is for those who already know

>I also don’t tell anyone about this
Doesn’t matter, you could force disclosure by going to a concert or park or some shit and summoning a UFO, pointing it out to people, and causing a mass sighting.
But you don’t because you are schizophrenic

Both of those things are true. Finally somebody gets it

>Gah this fucking troll makes me so mad!
>I'll tell him that HE'S the mad one, that'll get him
Don't take pills user, you don't need them.
And if a strange man comes and invites you into the darkness, follow.
PS - you should probably stock up on yarn...

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>claims to be able to summon UFO
>claims he can’t summon UFO
Welp, case closed

Key word: could. I gave up on the masses coming to their senses even here you’re all thick skulled. The general population is 10x worse. I’ll say it again I’m looking for the people that already know. Clearly you aren’t worthy because your immediate reaction is to start a cult. Good luck with that mindset

I’m not here to prove it I’ve already given you more than you deserve. Once again I’m looking for the ones who already know

>haha, if I summoned a UFO and everyone saw it, no one would believe me
Schizophrenia

dude that's almost like ufo pornoooooooooooooo

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What does this summoning process involve? Concentrated meditation? Did it work the first time you tried?

Fuck meds, get the straightjacket.

what a pathetic larp

Yeah the meditation doesn’t seem to be mandatory just really helps me stay calm. I think about the future for humanity, what’s happening to everyone and I look to the stars for guidance and now that I’ve seen them I know what specifically to call, I also focus my senses on the center of my brain and it feels like it’s emitting some sort of signal and I can focus that

that's the best photo u have? how about posting a video or ur whole collection of photos. this pisses me off u talk of aliens and give me a picture of blurry white speck.

Is that you, Prophet Yahweh?
Anyway...
The instructions are in the Hebrew OT, apparently.
youtube.com/watch?v=glbzQ4CkiWE