IT’S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!

!!! This is NOT A DRILL !!!

FUCKING UFO SIGHTINGS UP AND DOWN EAST AND WEST COAST OF UNITED STATES
GOVERNMENT BLACKLISTING SITES AND DROPPING CALLS DISCUSSING IT

BUMP THIS SHIT AND SHARE ANY OF YOUR FINDINGS/SHIT YOU’VE HEARD

>WHAT MOST ARE SEEING
Guitar-pick shaped aircraft that moves in a manner unlike normal planes—with anti-gravity like capabilities and some form of cloaking. I’ve witnessed one in California about a year ago near a well-known air-base. It flew over the ocean, used three glowing things to stop its trajectory mid-air, curved around, and flew right back over the ocean. A buddy of mine saw something similar on the east coast last night.

BUMP THIS BEFORE IT GETS SCRUBBED

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twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

apologize.

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>believing in UFOs when everybody owns a fucking drone

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How do you do that? You have these wierd assed file names that give away that you're the same person, you make endless shit posts, and yet you have different Geographic Location flags.
In this thread, you're flagged Japanese.
here we see you're flagged American.

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Android user detected

I think this one you're a leaf.

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Pic related, it's me right now, desu

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Your mom scrubbed my dick last night

Are those names an Apple iShit thing? I mean, iPhone? I thought only grandmas and faggots use iPhones.
And I use Master race PC.

Holy shit I see it too!

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There's only one other person on the internet besides you

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checked.
Okay how would you know this Japan-san? since, you're in... you know, actual Japan.

No, fuck you tom.

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Its never happening faggot end yourself

>WHAT MOST ARE SEEING
>... some form of cloaking
How would they see it if it was cloaked?
Fucking Klingons!

>UFOs

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Devil's tower Wyoming here... IT'S DEFINITELY HABBENING!!!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=S4PYI6TzqYk

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Yes, but the naming convention on these images - no human would do that.
It's like it was pictures selected from a database of images like JIDF might use.

Was messaged privately by said friend while in transit. After the conversation my phone bricked itself at over 70%. It wasn’t until about an hour later that the phone reacted to an SOS restart. It could have been a coincidence but I knew this needed to be talked about. This shit is actively being scrubbed from twitter and other sites but they can’t touch us here!

Wow! It's almost like phones all name their files a certain way!

Bump for space japs

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It's called a uuid ya dingus
You can make them easily with uuidgen

Dear Gookmoot,

Please create a /larp/ board to send these threads.

Sincerely,
user

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Go to bed Timmy. Summer break is over soon

Poorfag

Are you faggots just getting around to sad attempts at copying this meme now? Jesus fucking fuck thats pathetic.

>that is a trap

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>Cody!

It’s not aliens. Trump is finally disclosing zero point energy (frictionless) experimental aircraft. This is the politically correct way to do it, it appears.

Soon

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THIS
THERE IS TALK OF THIS
MORE DETAILS PLEASE

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Don't tease me

THIS IS IT BOYS

its happening hits hpapengi guys look isee a dot omg sometung happening!! stfu nothing ever happens, let me focus on my vidya

Wtf I love I love globohomo now

Sauce me muslim bro

Cody 2!!!!!

It’s cloaked
If you saw it with the naked eye it would be very clear

Bob Lazar was right all along. They just made him sound like a kooky crazy loon. What if there really is anti gravity and there is an alien race out there 1 million years advanced from our current POV?
And they are distributing this technology to the most curated and developed lifeforms (us) to...

ACCELERATE?

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Just saw a Lazar fly over my house

Use reverse search you bean bro

Roid up my assignment

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THIS IS MOON BASE ALPHA
THEY'RE FUCKING SHOOTING AT THE MOON
SEND HEL-

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>And I use Master race PC.

What OS do you use?

Thank you.

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*ass
Fuck auto-correct

I would be disappointed that a race 1 million years advanced of us is still corporeal

The only acceptable answer

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HOLY SHIT, THE RED BARON FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!

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MAN AND MACHINE AND NOTHING IN BETWEEN, A FLYING CIRCUS AND A MAN FROM PRUSSIA

Did it like like this OP? I think one just flew over my house.

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t. retard

well, who the fuck knows maybe they are just fucking with us and this is their version of Jow Forums.

They at those turn rates they would have to be inertialess, not just frictionless

Wayne if you finally go ahead and address the jq on your presidential platform you will have my vote, even as a write in if needed. California. If not you can fuck off desu.

OMG POST VIDEOS YOU SLANTY EYED FUCK

The sky and a plane, this man commands his domain
The western front and all the way to Russia

Q predicted this

No fuck off Wayne

AAAAAAAHHHH, the aliens are abducting me....
AAAAAAAHHHH!!!

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>Are you Jane’s addiction

You’re the user admitting to post larps for fun on your spare time because it’s funny kys

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Aliean wen

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Honestly if you smoothed out the spaces between your fidget spinner then yes. Although the lights were rectangular rather than circular

What the name of the video that's from plox?

>Ayy
>قوقازي

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they dont make shows like this anymore

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My phone bricked again.
Any fucky shit happening to other anons?

Holy shit! This just flew over my house...

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the probe was just alright
they could have at least given me a reach-around
6/10

It's time

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>THE VOICE INSIDE MY YEEEAD

what is a helicopter and some fuckwit can't focus or hold his phone steady, Alex?

Fuck there already here!

? Wtf is this

a star. then he jerked his camera.

yeet is cool new word for "kick". I hear some kids use it these days.

They are like "YEEET!" and then they kick a can in the road xD

pentagon literally confirms the existence of UFO's and you still don't believe, lmao????

fuck you tom for being a retard and breaking up my favorite band seriously fuck you.

You're a lying little nigger!!!!!!!!!!

Tom "Long Dick" Delonge. Damn the dude is 6'4. Never noticed

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you could have jerked the camera here away to make it look like that. If not though you would have the best UFO orb footage ever shot. I'm gonna go with option A.

That's all the left has, reusing conservative memes kek

Are you sure user?

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Skinny bob

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Not the same person

Hahaha that fucking nose...

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I think this is what you're looking for bro

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Its rather similar but what I saw was an equilateral smoothed triangle with three glowing squares on the bottom

>patents.google.com/patent/US10144532B2/en

2018-12-04
Application granted
2018-12-04
Publication of US10144532B2
2019-07-27
Application status is Active

>2019-07-27
>Application status is Active

>believing airplanes exist when there are zeppelins
Nigga this is how you sound

>japan
>look out the window in the USA
>at these cool ufos guiz
wew

you have to be 18 to post here

i just got anal probed while flying over my house

Holy shit 70 space pirate ships just docked in my backyard