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No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No.

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yes, in a heartbeat

give me cyborg powers for a few years. you can take control after that, it's cool, as long as I get to be an awesome cyborg for AT LEAST 8 years.

No. I'm just gonna watch while they do it and die.

Ok dr Faust

nah I dont want the mark of the beast

no. I'd much rather have money go into a machine one can wear that gave you similar capabilities. I'd rather wear a computer in a cool gundam-esqu suit than walk with some random fucking chip in my head with god knows what by god knows who. No thanks!

should be the EVE online memeball.

Only a cool would. Electronics are very, very, very compromised.

yeah I'd fucking do it, but I'd pay double or more to be anonymous and use my enhanced mind to hack the world and fight the true jew- islam

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After the technology hade been proven for decades and there had been a ton of research, maybe. Let the fools who wait in line for hours for the new iPhone be the first to have their brains hacked. I'm sure nothing could go wrong.

I want to live and die as a human being

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>normalfag thinks the neuralink is gonna make him brilliant
>it gives him the ability to search the web in an instant
>without being able to conceive of what to search much like he already is
>same issue as physical interaction with internet
>nothing changed except now someone can put a virus, spyware, and other malware in your cyberbrain
>normalfags still just as inept at cybersecurity post neuralink
>hilarity ensues

Imagine wires and ports on your head so can pipe 2ch.hk webms directly into your brain

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Imagine it being like a browser with zero plug ins or extensions. Enjoy your endless mental pop ups. Kek

No. Ill gladly let the normies of society test it for me over the next 30 years though. I can get by fine without it, I only got my first smartphone this year.

No, never.

hmm lemme think about it
>merge with an ai becoming a human meat puppet to a superior artificial lifeform
>connected to my nsa smartphone by bluetooth

yeah no i honestly would not even wish it upon my worst enemy

just when i thought privacy concerns and the 1984 surveillance state couldnt possibly get any worse

youtube.com/watch?v=kY-pUxKQMUE

Would You "install yourself" via dial-up internet when you knew it was just a test for 5g in the future?

have fun and get marked

basically this. babylon AD had an interesting take on this concept except with a reliable encyclopedia preinstalled.

I’ll wait for something better

have fun becoming the next "alexa" for infinity*

it not only reads your neurons it fucking writes to them. the abuse potential is beyond any technology ever conceived

this
im fucking doing it fuck it

I thought it was only a remote, it can write too?
Wtf

>let capitalist implant something in you and expect everything to be fine

This is like the biological equivalent to downloading a fucking toolbar. If you fall for it you're a boomer and you deserve the punishment.

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only if i can become cyborg hitler

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Hell yes, but I want it to be free of any backdoors.

>This is like the biological equivalent to downloading a fucking toolbar
Kek. Never thought I'd ever agree with a commie post.

>laughingdevelopers.jpg

I think boomers are the retards that chant mark of the beast

It's ok, I'll install some flavor of Linux and just turn myself into a retard anyway.

Good for you. Ignore the warning if you wish. The consequences are for you to handle. All I know is it has the signs of it and if it turns out to be implanted on the right hand or the forehead it confirms it.

Never. I could, for $15, go to a hobby shop, craft a slipshod electrode, and, with a 100% chance of success, crudely drill into your skull, then attach to and stimulate specific sections of your brain to produce a desired response. That the brain is so sensitive to internal, electric pulses, especially given that these currents are coming from a 2019 silicon valley, always on-and-connected company with no oversight, I will politely decline. Eventually it won't matter anyway. We'll all become transexual cyberlizards while still using physical cash registers at WalMart

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oh yes, go ahead you trust big tech to literally write directly into your brain right?

thread theme song
youtube.com/watch?v=eR0OqJ2nAUA

Hey, I'm not Synthetica
I'll keep the life that I've got
We were never meant to crawl in for the bait,
We never will
We're all the time confined to fit the mold
But I won't ever let them make a loser of my soul

Kek. You're a good sport. Cheers lad.

>swede
Elon musk is our enemy, he will fool you with his fancy toys for adults to believe in tech, which will then ensalve you.
Pewdiepie, the puppet that he is, is shilling elon musk like never before, he says how much he admires him for his accomplishments and visions. And due to his influence, many will tun into the elon-trap really quick.
dont get fooled, anons

they dont even talk about the fact that every neuron is directed in its growth and operation by internal microtubules that when observed in electron microscopes show quantum states that cant be destroyed.

either they dont know in which case they will fail or they do know but dont want you to know because they think they found a way to hack the human soul

satan is the machine
enjoy your cyberhell techshills

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As stupid as "writing to your brain" sounds, and it is, it's probably more akin to neural redirection. That may or may not imply cell death. Even if not explicitly that, unused or disconnected neurons wither and die as they fall into disrepair. Regardless, a can of worms unlike any seen before. Not cool

no

Nah man.... my thoughts belong to me... even though I'm aware I'm using my fingertips to type these words without ever saying a single world.

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I'm pretty sure Elon has been in the neuralink threads. He usually drops in and says not to get it.

I know Jow Forums has tons of memes about us but we are actually pretty reasonable.

Im discouraging people from doing this stupid shit how is this "chanting" the mark of the beast? Can you read?

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>Wind up with some commercial jingle or meme tune stuck in your head for the rest of your life
Drink bleach.

youtube.com/watch?v=HgV1O0X4uXI

At what point would submitting to the machine be worth it? If you wait too long, you become the toy of the machine hivemind, but then that involves making the bet that it would reach that point. I don't think i'd ever hop on, even if that meant an eternity of suffering a la No Mouth

>they will seek death and will not find it
Yup

Hell no, the point of this kind of tech is the eventuality that they use it to control the masses. They already do it with information and this would ensure that everyone becomes a fucking drone by state mandated wifi gps tracking microchips.

For those of you harping about mark of the beast, you guys aided this in occult ways being totally unawares with your belief that it would manifest.

While others are taking the action, their motivations and reasoning tie into your beliefs. Your books dominate the Earth.

all i want is his starships the robotaxis restricting human movement, the ai replacing us, and the wires in the brain stealing our souls i can do without

but now i have to wonder whats the trap in the starship. in what way can that be used to fuck humanity as hard as possible.

Somewhat. Have to post this to you out of principle though. Just know that it's not meant maliciously, but as a teachable lesson and warning.

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i used to really really like elon, now i can see i let the wool be pulled over my eyes because of a shiny spaceship. its a trap, everything's a fucking trap. tomorrow never waits, but we dont have to show up on time for it.

bullshit.
why would he shill it in the first place?
why would he want to create it, but then warns people?

>Assume the operation is completely safe and painless

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chop my dick off

replace it with a dragon dildo.

Bam! Im a cyborg OP!

youtu.be/VfQrW63rKrA

have fun

and of course theres the old hg wells book where the title of the man ruling mars isnt president or prime minister, its elon. the elon of mars.

coincidence or is elon musk a scripted character in a storyline, a narrative. an actor on the world stage

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nice, user
lobotomize yourself and then post the results

an elite breakaway civilization with technology beyond our wildest nightmares trickling the tech into the public using front companies. i would not be surprised.

If you were part of the Manhattan project and you could have warned people, would you?

Technically I'm already a cyborg as I have cochlear implants.

I would do this and sign whatever indemnity form they wanted.

Yes. I always wanted to be a Digimon: Digital Monsters Champion

so trusting

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I already have this, im hoping to roll up to elon to get my secret sentence revealed.

probably not, no

>Pop-scientist claims to be able to create commercial spaceflight, nuclear personal transportation and now mechanical neural augmantation
If Musk was able to actually do half the shit he claims to sell, he's be the immortal emperor of Mars already.
People forget that he is a businessman first, science comes second to money.
I doubt its anything but an ornamental piece of gold and plastic sold to the "science" crowd.

i almost wish i could share your optimism

Oh please. Im not some upper class hipster living in a city somewhere, I do understand where you're coming from though. This fiction post is total garbage let me assure you. Communist aren't going to storm your house they will simply make work to supply the homeless with houses, see the "commies blocks" all over eastern Europe. The creation of work is the biggest advantage a socialist/communist economy has wasting it on taking private property is a meme.

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elon musk, as if thats even a real name. come on. he's like a character straight out of a sci-fi novel, i would know, i've read hundreds of them

Well, the weird thing is that neuralink kinda popped up around the same time there was late night threads about theorizing and discussing how copying your brain to an android is incredibly stupid because it can't possibly copy the soul and the connection to the higher self/guardian angel. Also what was discussed was the potential for being in a digital hell forever.
I once did a search on microarchitecture(processors) made by Intel(Israel) years ago and found a bunch of names that were all sounding like different demons. I made a thread on it and the next day the page that I got the info from was no longer available.
It says in the bible Luke 10:18 "And he said unto them, I beheld Satan as lightning fall from heaven."
I believe that one can then extrapolate from this that demons are of an electrical nature or can at least take that form.

Well, I tried. But lets not bicker in this thread and agree to disagree for the sake of civility.

something isn't right friends. something is very deeply wrong with everything we think we know.

get real fren, do you see those fucking commies in the streets with black masks attacking conservatives?
these fucking people have already crossed the line and you fucks have shown your cards, you aint walking this shit back faggot, you own their shit. you want to call yourself a commie and live here fuck you. you are an enemy.

>We have detected thoughtcrime on your neural implant, which violates NeuraLink's Terms of Service. Please stand by for synaptic reformatting.

no thanks

The world is a bread basket for the industrious people's

its already a reality, cannibalism gets u brainhacked if u live in commifornia

But think of the possibilities - a future world where VPNs and proxies are replaced with literal tinfoil hats.

Um, no. Unless I can have a Warframe with a 10' tentacle cock.

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would only amplify and redirect the signal, you need a full faraday cage suit around your entire body, grounded of course. perhaps with metal spikes on the shoes you dig into the ground.

You just got doubles. Otherwise known as the MARK OF THE BEAST.

based

Did this get any better? I was playing for a while but got tired of the repetitive nature.

Alright then. I don't know if you expected to change my view from a pol screen shot. Needless to say I used to be a polfag before reading marx and lenin.
I don't expect to change your views either but at least know commies aren't the caricature pol loves to present.

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Don't be stupid - brainbeams can't go through tin foil so it'd just bounce off harmlessly into the ground. Unless you're saying they're gonna put satellites underground?

Electrode stimulation in the brain is enough to trigger hormone changes, smart phones app controlled by kikes can make the people with the implant start releasing estrogen into their system causing hormone imbalance. It can also cause brain damage as proven by the study with magnets, magnets cause parts of the brain to switch off and on.

Am I really riling you up that much to accuse me of that when it can't possibly apply because the Mark of the beast is a mark on the forehead or right hand that without it a person can't buy or sell anything? Really user? Wew.

its giving a government total control of the economy because you think you can trust them. its naive, give it a rest. a limited government with tight anti-monopoly control to restrict corporate influence is the only sensible way.

Bronze age people had better sense than the average pleb, they needed it to survive after all.

put a tinfoil dome over your cellphone then set it on the ground and you will still get a signal. electromagnetic radiation is like a cloud around all of us, its not like a laser beam from space.

If it were just a chip to speed up my mind, had NO internet connection or back doors, had a calculator and recorder and encyclopedia and dictionary, and an auto translated then sure.

Elon, if this is you, don't be so worried. Even for the normies who do come here and lurk, a thread of this subject is too much for their fragile NPC minds to handle. Relax.

Cool...... Weird ethno

Ellen Musky was the initiator of the mark of the Beast....

You idiots believe that the devil sees in color.... That kikerat wants to fuck EVERYONE..... Luciferians and Satanists are so fucking retarded just like Dickchoppy Trannys