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excelent ass you fucking faggot.
but her makeup is disgusting

Why did it take him 4 attempts to finally drink the water?

>police not batoning dat ass
faggot

I suspect there is a large portion of native DNA that has been misidentified. One of my friends showed a picture of their grandmother and great grandmother who looked about as native as you can get, and their results came out with no native DNA. This makes me also suspect that the mutt meme may be true in terms of natives.

Would you sniff her brappers

well i think it's because he wanted to talk to her
based
if she wasn't a jew, I'd drag my balls a mile through glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

Nice gap

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>mutt meme with natives
explain?

She's basically what you should expect from a white girl from Surrey, my dude.

I'm literally and unironically the whitest person on this board.

>my great great great great (4x) grandparents...during the depression

retard

Whiter than you Tyrone

Whiter than me
t.Vancouverite

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>what is an exaggeration
retard
>british
>white

nope because the actual smell of an unwashed pussy never lives up myimmaginations. i only had one girl with a great pussy flavor and i had a lot. the rest always had some disgusting side note of piss or a day old vagina flavor. if the girl is perfectly healthy her vagina smells actually good. so good i would eat her outalso without getting sex for it

Okay, I'll accept this

>>what is an exaggeration
an indication that you're a retard

Basically the same, bro. I don't have any Balt trash DNA though.

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This. White families keep personal records.

I talk to police officers on and off duty in a casual and familial manner. That's how white I am.

Whitest on the board, mate.

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t. 57%

>checked
yeah I ate this chick out who smelled like a straight up armpit. it threw me off for a moment, but I finished the job. if I ever cut red onions and the smell lingers on my hands it reminds me of her.

i recognize that blacked ass

>Finished the job
Thank you for your service

you need to quit synthing
true but at least I know I'm 1% more inclined towards power lifting now

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Shieeeeet

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based and photoshop pilled

she was from canada, too

Not true - Cherokee require you to trace back to the Dawes roll. If you have a link to that, you're part of the tribe even if you have less Redskin blood than Elizabeth Warren.
Other tribes are more typically what you describe here.

So, try this on for size instead.

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turkroach detected

What city was she from

>easy cheese blonde hair
holy shit keked

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Roll

Toronto

she claimed to be of german descent. big ol tiddies and a fat butt. Kind of a fridge body because she was a little bit chunky, but she moved to my state and surfed. what threw me off about her was that she was an equestrian and her family had a bit of cash so I knew I wouldn't be able to settle down with her because she would more than likely turn into a huge princess aka a fucking spoiled cunt

Classic.

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>Ancestry

You got kiked.

damn drew barrymore got thicc
rolling

I’m hapa so only half

i have never seen anyone as pale as me
i'm literally white-blue if i stand in shadows

>synthing
lel
>black hairs
Are you even white, user?

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Ive met some Toronto girls when I went to school in Ontario and desu they seem kinda trashy, but my personal opinion

yeah, I'm used to it though. fell for the military meme when I was bluepilled. not scared that they took my dna because I'm pretty sure they had my dna from the get go.

are those stretch marks? they threw me off for a sec because it almost looked shopped

Being from Vancouver should be self explainatory

My understanding is that Ancestry doesn’t have many samples of native Americans DNA to draw on. Apparently natives are discouraged from participating in DNA studies.

Why would you give your DNA to that shady ass system. They sell your DNA information to everyone which also is your families. And its stored forever.

most modern women are trash, I taake them as they come. just fishing for a good girl

Rolling

>was in the military
they already have my dna

>stretch marks
where?
>Being from Vancouver should be self explainatory
kek

Ok pol, it's story tiem:

Last year I hooked up with a trad-thot e celeb who had long burning fuel with Lauren. Apparently she is a massive slut (as are all the youtube altlite females), namely: wearing diapers, bondage, scat and piss play and getting her ass clapped by two black guys at the same time. Hilariously, she had several threesomes in south africa while shooting her farmland documentary.

Women. Not even once. Even the alt lite girl I was porking was claiming to be a virgin online and raking in the patreon shekels from witless NEETs

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Her name is Cecibel Vogel

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I want her to smother me with her ass.

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>(((vogel)))
bost broofs
on your bicep

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chicken legs

lmao

>ass
Say no more

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Rolling

roll

Can confirm, caricatures of "modern western SJW"

Can I uh, can I get a sniff lads?

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*BRRRRAAAAPPPPPPPP*

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nice rig, mutt

rollin dubz checkem

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pure 100% bavarian phenotype.

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>how white are you
White enough that if a nigger comes up and sucker punches me, I'd be the bad guy

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Of what? Her butthole? Go back to /b/

Naa idk cant see it. Ive got a bit of a tan going on in that pic and you can see shadows cause of the light coming through the window, but cant see any stretch marks. I dont have any lol

Yeah, naa.

White enough to know using Ancestry or 23andMe is kike bullshit.

is that one of the kardashian coalburners?

Laura Southern tho. Coalburner.

Ancestry DNA Tests Exposed Banned On YouTube @Rosette (our girl) Delacroix Bitchute
bitchute.com/video/BMwoFvWUjdsF/
White National Socialist Protestant Christians Only Please!

Khloe.

That's Khloe K.

you might not have enough signature cherokee DNA left after all your mutt mixing.

Cherokee are closely related to snow gooks, Inuit and Turkic Russians and Siberians... all Native Americans are.

Native Americans are distant relatives of Indo-Europeans via ancient Siberia.

Q y-dna Ashkenazi Jews got labeled partly Native American in old DNA tests 'cause they had Khazar or Russian admixture.

The problem with these DNA tests is that they rely on modern and living specimens who claim to have pure ancestry of a certain place and not enough fossil DNA.

No. Her name is Cecibel Vogel.

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That's not quite right, it's more like, Toronto is just "Generic Anglosphere Metropolis", which in the post-nationalist context means there's nothing to anchor the identity to beyond materialism and performative progressivism. So I've met a couple Toronto girls who are nice enough on the surface but the core of whose being is unselfconscious ladder-climbing-ism. Which is kind of true for all women but usually there is present some other dimension of identity which carries with it a value system that chastises that impulse; Toronto being the pre-cyberpunk acontextual place it is, it isn't there

white is your concept, but I guess the whale hating one

for some random reason
youtube.com/watch?v=RGtjeiWhrEc&feature=youtu.be&t=96
oooh REEEEEEEEEEE

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you wear sweatpants to the gym in summertime

>How White Are You Jow Forums?

I'M SO WHITE I HAVE ZERO CRIMINAL RECORD