Why doesn't the United States simply absorb the United Kingdom?

Why doesn't the United States simply absorb the United Kingdom?

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Because London already owns DC.

we don't really need or want them
I am sure they are swell people but I just don't think we could get along.
Too much difference in ethics and culture.
Americans are descended from the winners of the English Civil War/"Revolution".
We are the inheritors of the Empire.

hahahahaha imagine actually believing this

99% sure you're some spic who arrived on american soil one generation ago to boot

also true traditional american culture is basically just english culture, everything about the usa is derivative down to your food, fried chicken and mac and cheese and hamburgers and every other american staple you're known for came from europe, not from americans

I want to be absorbed by big american belly folds, just flop them over me face

That's retarded
Kek

The Constitution would require them to become Republics, among other problems.

You're not really disagreeing. He never said burgers invented that stuff he is saying that Americans are the spiritual descendents of the British empire.

They could really use it

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Because of Language barriers. We already have to deal with Spanish. Who wants to deal with Arab and Turkish?

60 million more socialists is the last thing this country fuckin needs.

imagine if all english speaking countries used the same currency. australia would pump a lot of our currency into oceania which would counter china and it would be the largest currency

Republic has no official definition. It's just a Latin word meaning about the same as "Commonwealth".

UK became irrelevant after ww2, only britons care about UK as of today

America can't handle the superior brit bull

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>Americans are descended from the winners of the English Civil War/"Revolution".
The British Empire continued for at least another 150 years after the American Revolution, in fact it was at its height in the 19th century. I get what you're trying to say though

>I am sure they are swell people but I just don't think we could get along.
>Too much difference in ethics and culture.
What is our "special relationship" then? Like said you're probably some spic who knows nothing about our relations, after all, they're usually the only ones to discard us, European Americans? They love us more than they love any western country.

Blimey I wish the queen would shit on me face

America, after she deports its minorities and bans female voting, should not only absorb the UK, but the entire British Isles and all its crown dependencies and territories, as well as Canada, Australia, and New Zealand. Thus forming the Anglo-American empire

>higher IQ score than the US
>quite ironically better dental care than the US
Can you really talk Ameribro?

You are delusional

It did in the 90s you bell end

Because we're allergic to cuckolds

You know, you're absolutely right....huh that's wild

No offense but your nation went downhill when our nation and the Soviets kept pushing you guys to decolonize. Now you guys got a bunch of foreigners everywhere.

It’s more Urdu than Turkish or Arabic.

Because Britain is fucking far away and I and every American don't want to invade Britain. I would rather we take North America.

We're trying to get out of the Middle East.

Pakistan sucks.

You wish Tyrone Sanchez. Our genetics are fine.

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You need us to be successful in any war you find yourself in. You're incapable of managing your own conflicts. And you'd definitely lose against us. Really the question is why we don't absorb you, but why would we want a third world country

yes

Because we don't want to suck Paki dick like your daughters, bruv, now innit

>Middle East
American education

>America would lose a war to Britain
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. Do you really believe this?

I used to think this was a good idea, but the US's demographics are 100% FUCKED. This country WILL become Brazil 2.0, guaranteed. The UK is heading straight for the same fate, but it at least has some more time to change course. If the colonies are to fall, I want them to be a lesson to Europe, but that won't matter if they're chained to them.

Yes. You definitely would. It's not all about size, stupid amerifat

You’re serious, aren’t you? Nigger, we have the most advanced military in the world. Britain is a shell of its former self. Bow down to your master, cuck boy, we can take you again if the need arises.

Even if America could win against Britain, it would probably feel more like a loss. The Brittish, even tho a shell of its former self, still is powerful enough to damage, or even almost destroy our navy. There is a reason why Brittania rules the waves.

Why would we want to absorb a country that lost a war and got half its Navy sunk against a third world South American Country over a small rock in The Atlantic and got an oil tanker full of oil stolen by Iran and did nothing about it?

These ain't my people.

Okay, this I can get behind, but only on the condition non-Whites are removed first. An Anglo empire would be kino as fuck.

Remember this year 2024
Nostradamus is a scary mother fucker.

We don’t want anymore faghots

Differences

because pic related is a 10/10 in bongland burger. you dont wanna risk having these swampogress immigrating to your country

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Actually this is desu

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kek

It's been tried, they resisted.
Pic related, bongs seeking to avoid being absorbed into the body of Burger.

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Fuck this country wouldnt mind if the US took over, that way we get put into a war and die

do it nigger

gib guns and free speech

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White America and white Britain would have gotten on better.

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>And you'd definitely lose against us.
Ok, that made me chuckle.

>but why would we want a third world country
o i am laffin. did you step outside of your house in the last five years, ahmed?