Divorce thread:

You’re a whore shoo shoo

18 years of my life and over $40,000.

What did I get?

I got to be child free and I got to watch her skinny self drink and use drugs until she became a 400 pounder with bad knees that nobody wants. Nobody.

My father warned me not to ever get married

Feels good man

Mine only got about $25k out of me total. She wasn't very smart, I said I'd pay her debts, no alimony.
Took a year and was on my way free and clear.

I know someone who had a restraing order put on him, but hes a bug tech dude and has the money and brains to just pay the ex wife around 24k over the period I'd a year.
He didnt want to see the kid though for some reason.

25% of my income for 18 years

>maybe we got married before the law went south?
man's law has always been wrong.

Millions

>My soul
This. Anybody else have dreams that your kids were coming to jump on you and tickle you awake in your bed, and you were relieved because you were having a nightmare about not being able to see them, but then you wake up for real and realize that the nightmare is real?

That shit fucked me up for months. Kept trying to make myself sleep so I could keep dreaming it. Did I mention that I don't think men should ever marry?

>Don't marry
>don't let a woman make you comfortable
>you may add her to your life, but keep your goals
>life is a singular experience--we all die alone, so live for your own self and don't be too surprised if your "muh soulmate" horrifies you by trying to murder your soul

Taytay, is that you?

Damn. I hope your doing really well kicking ass and in great shape and making the big bucks and posting your success on social media for her to see.

Toll paid.

>Even criminals get visitation.
I see my kids every other weekend. 4 days / month. Women who are prostitutes and heroin addicts get more time w/ their children and I do.

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>I want to hear from the user who had a restraining order taken out against him for sending A FUCKING PEPE to his ex. (no srsly)
>it's me.

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Don't get married, don't live places with cucked cohabitation laws.

>being able to have a relationship with a woman
I believe none of you

80% of the world isn't part Mongolian/ Sand nigger because of marriage faggot. Just like over 50% of the world isn't Owned by Ashkenazim shapeshifting lizards due to fair trade, and negotiations.

damn is this like boomer Jow Forums?

Yep. If you get married, you're fucking braindead, the system is rigged against you. Statistically your marriage will NOT last, and you will be FUCKED.

marriage hasnt happened in my family for over 1000 years. its a tradition that now has merit and I couldnt be happier to pass along the torch

>He never sent her another pepe image again.

kino af

Aww, poor bong doesn't believe Jow Forums isn't actually infested with incels but with burnt husks of men who fell for the female jew.

>80% of the world isn't part Mongolian/ Sand nigger because of marriage faggot. Just like over 50% of the world isn't Owned by Ashkenazim shapeshifting lizards due to fair trade, and negotiations.
what are you trying to say here, drunk leaf?

Why does this turn me on?

Debt.
I cashed everything out and lost it all at cards against some people I don't remember and then took out loans.
I got dinged for forging her name and did 4 months remand and then plead down to a conditional sentence.
The only thing I lost were the taxes I paid to avoid anything worse then what I got, and she didn't get a fucking dime of it.
She hates me so much but she should be grateful that I loved her enough to do what I did.
Plan b involved several fires and maybe some other events

Rape and Pillage. Or die a normie Cuck faggot like everyone else.

So true.

You cant fight for more time? My ex will probably get weekends completely eventually when our son is older, but hes working all day so he doesnt want him to spend nights yet.

Gen X. Not a boomer.

nah. divorced boomers have already drank themselves to death. this is for millenials and x-ers who are still on the ride, but most of all it's for your gen-z faggots who will be tempted by stacy-cum-in-me

they were the first to experience the divorce hype

literally no way they culda avoided it unlike me and you

Wtf maybe this is why lawyers told us never to text each other at all. It starts way too many problems.
That bitch is crazy got getting mad over a frog.

because you must die.

Cum, lots of cum. She sucked it right out of me and kept it all for herself.

I was never warned or educated about the truth. Women don't like young men being told the truth. It takes away their power over men.

>Don’t marry

*sigh*
Thing is... the only reason people like you your age group are saying this along with “we all die alone” and cannot even imagine a strong family unit is because we are going through societal collapse. Thus we have a huge rise in MGTOW from people going through the same hell your going through.

For the most part yes marriage is just a joke. Today in the 21st century anyway... and why? Well what is the point? You say till death do us part at the wedding, but you just basically allow a woman to take your kids and all your money away. I’d say, the worst of it all is losing the kids. Because we already invest every penny in our family we create. Then to watch as the wife runs off with the kids to upgrade to a richer hotter man or to get pumped and dumped by man after man is the biggest insult ever to the family you create.
The only reason we say marriage is stupid as me is because it’s been degraded to mean practically nothing.

>be me
>no money or assets
>wife makes more
>we co-own house and cars
>two kids

Will I be the “woman” in the divorce and get more?

>boomer
Older millennial. Late 30s

That requires the money they extort from most men in the form of alimony, child support, etc.

Nothing, never "sealed the deal" to begin with thanks to Jow Forums

The only thing my exes ever got from be before parting ways was a knuckle sandwich

She got my bull.

House, a car. Doesn't matter, I wanted out at that point.

You might be unless she gets a team if good lawyers. I knew men who got half the property value if Alllll the homes his wife had got over the duration of their marriage.
Sucks that they divorced because they let us stay in their cabin and it was really cool. Think it sold since then.

>this

I fucking hate millenials as much as i hate boomers. you all need to commit toaster-bath

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>*sigh*
stop typing like a fat anime-watching white girl

How was the breakfast in your jail? Mine had rubbery eggs, rubbery bacon, bitter orange juice, milk, and burned toast with butter that tasted like butter flavored plastic.

I think over time you would get more time. If you have a son I think he will naturally want to be with you because boys always want to be with fathers so long they are decent and nice.

>25% of my income for 18 years
lucky. most dudes pay around 50%
>its a tradition that now has merit
LOOK AT THIS DOOOOOOOOD
>Aww, poor bong doesn't believe Jow Forums isn't actually infested with incels but with burnt husks of men who fell for the female jew.
this guy fucks
>You cant fight for more time?
when we divorced, she emptied my bank accounts and was between jobs. I got a bad deal. to fix it--you have an uphill battle because you have to show that the previous court was wrong and judges don't like overruling other judges

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Do most women call the cops if you punch them? Only woman Ive ever wanted to fuckin blast in the jaw was my ex. Fucking sitting there trying to talk to her and she just sits staring at her phone yelling at me to stop talking pretty much while im being calm.

Best part of my divorce was calling her a nasty cheap whore when she was cheating on her new husband with me.
We both seem to enjoy our aspects of the humiliation.
Made sure to spank her hard enough to leave a mark so she would have to hide herself from her new sucker.

Didnt mean to (you) the brit

>Will I be the “woman” in the divorce and get more?
HAHAHAHA no. you'll have to get a job and pay child support/alimony. doesn't seem right does it? seems like something that'd never happen in America, doesn't it?

>Sir we need to talk to you pair
>your wife says she's scared of you because you sent her some pepe meme
>a judge had issued and emergency protective order
>you have 15 minutes to leave your
6 weeks later
>wife lies and cries claim abuse
>temp-judge issues 6 month restraining order
>judge: I'm giving you ONLY 6 month so you could either reconcile or divorce
>I file for divorce next day
6 months later
>wife tries to renew RO
>new judge, case goes for 4 months
>wifes thinks her less have been working and begins making bigger claims and lies
>she get caught in multiple lies on the stand
>judge rules there was no abuse, not sure why RO issued (I know why: temp-judge)
>in custody hearing wife now claims I am sexually abusing the children and have child porn
>judge ignores her claim but i bring them up because I want them addreessed.
What was sexual abuse?
>he bathes the children
What was CP?
>memes, your honor. Political cartoons
We are just passing the two year mark with no end in slight

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2 kids huh

She remarried a dude that messes with married women and she left the man that was true to her. Took me a while to see that she did me a favor. Now I'm a single Chad with the body of Thor. You should see the looks she gives me every weekend when she picks up our son. I'll never remarry.

Why did you (you) me cuck?

Didnt mean to

Yeah but eventually you should get more time. I dont understand it, everyone I know got divorced or had divorced parents and eventually it was half and half the closer it got to 18 years old.
I even know a mother who drives 4 hours to Nevada to drop her girl off to her father EVERY weekend.
In this case I think the girl will choose to be with her mom because her dad got remarried and, idk, you know how drama happens.
I think you just have to try.

Yes, many of them will use police as a weapon against you, filing false or grossly inflated charges to get the upper hand in divorce proceedings.

oh user you got this.
she dun goofed.

at the final hearing you should wear a pepe t-shirt

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>Divorce thread:
>What did she get out of you, user?

I never got divorced because i'm not a human failure

I'm still married to my wife of 6 years.
why in the world would you NOT get married?

Question
why are whites find it so hard to stay married?

WTF IS WRONG WITH HER. I think people need to go to jail for claiming child abuse. Your kids will grow up with their own mind and might even walk away from their mom and be with you.

Bottom is 1 year pre-divorce
Top is 3 years post divorce
She got to regret filing, she thought I would fight it, I didn't even show up, she got the spiral and wall. SMOKE METH! HAIL SATAN!

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Oh they do, whenever it’s happened I just quickly lock my shit up then get into my car and piss off across the state border, got a brother who’s place I can lay low at for a day or so until I go back (Im always prepared for shit like this).

Dumb bitches never know how to follow thru with charges and since I have no forms of social media whatsoever I never have to worry about getting doxxed either

But seriously tho don’t be gf beater unless you really know your shit,

Hep C

>Click here
She makes more than twice what I do... so I get quite a bit of alimony.

I had a daughter. Haven't seen her since she was a baby. From what I've been told by officials, my parents, and her Facebook page, she's turned into her mother. A fat, stab-happy (murderously violent), degenerate, bisexual slut. I foresee her someday showing up, after some black guy or Mexican knocks her up, to ask for cash and place to stay. Whereupon I will promptly slam the door in her face for being as bad as a Bianca Devins. She's has 3 years since she turned 18 to reach out and make contact. She never once even tried. Her mother still follows her around like a parasite too.

Im 21 and never been married and have no kids thankfully. Some women deserve to get punched in their shit though.

Nothing
MGTOW

women will fundamentally default to any authority figure, usually male, when shit actually hits the fan, and many times when things are relatively calm. Women have no actual power themselves (other than their pussy) to inflict retribution, so they call the cops/their husband/bf/white knights to enact harsh punishment when they feel wronged. Same goes with rape accusations etc.

Women are all trash. There's a reason oldfags used to say it all the time, because they knew and no one ever fucking listened because everyone's pussy whipped these days, completely feminized

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MGTOW !
You’re father is a wise man

Been through it twice anons.

First time, nothing of material consequence. I didn't have anything at the time. She did however destroy the relationship I had with my children with her. She was a cunt. Not, after 30 years, my children from that relationship and I have at least something of a relationship. I love them and she destroyed that, intentionally to get back at me.

Second time, I had a prenup the second time. Got 50% custody. Had to pay for daycare expenses for a while. She hates me too. But, thanks to the prenup, her rich parents, and my children being older, she didn't really get anything out of me. She broke my heart, tore it right up. But that wound has long since healed.

Yeah, I was stupid. I did it twice. I don't regret it thanks to my children. But, I know some guys have gotten ass raped to the max. I talk to them at work all the time. Best advice from an old man, marry a rich girl. Get a solid prenup, I mean solid. When the divorce happens, make sure you fight as hard as you can for that 50% custody. Never trash talk the mother, ever. Play the long game with the kids.

Based and red pilled. Abuse by police because of evil whores is common now.

>This type of marriage is known as a common law marriage. In some states, but NOT in California, common law marriages are treated as legal marriages despite never obtaining a marriage license. Thus, when a common law marriage comes to an end, the couple must go through a formal divorce to end the relationship
commiefornia

lol her name is trista isnt it?

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Nice. And I wouldnt beat a bitch but they seriously know how to push buttons.
My ex threatened to have me jumped and shit if I told her how I really felt.

Gets to pay me palimony. Always marry a woman wealthier than you, buddy.

Are you being really honest?
And have you ever tried contacting her? I do know that daughters from single mothers usually end up being single moms herself.
Idk if she tries to see you and she doesn't ask for money you should really be nice. Idk families are so fucked up.
My son listens to my brothers more than his own father because he was away for so long.

A temporary kick.

why did you not kill her?

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6 years. lol. Just wait user, just wait.

Never went, i always plan ahead

because he's a boomer retard

you make no point tho
women NEVER SUFFER from lying in court
holy shit--my story right down to the temp judge except we were together 10 yrs and the RO was 1 yr because I . . . MESSAGED HER BACK
>I never got divorced because i'm not a human failure
>I'm still married to my wife of 6 years.
oh, you poor fucker.
>why did you not kill her?
for me? the kids.

I'm being 100% honest. I wish my kid had not turned out to be trash just like her mother, but the 18 years of psychotic brainwashing will turn any innocent into a nasty whore.

So let me get this straight. Bitch was married but her cunt started itching and she wanted to go out and smoke meth and get trained by niggers. So you let her divorce you to go for it and she got exactly what she was looking for and AIDS to boot?

>claiming child abuse.
She claimed this at a hearing.
The hearing was continued to the following week
For one week I'm sitting bricks thinking they will take away my children
The judge was unmove, just another day at the office

Gets to pay me palimony. Always marry a woman wealthier than you, buddy.

Omg dont wish divorce of people. Its horrible.

Been divorced 5 years.
I’m happy to have divorced her because she is a psycho.
She didn’t get much out of me then, but is continuing to fuck up mylife.

She hired a lawyer last year and filed for full custody of kids. Judge recommended mediation. She only showed up at each session to state that she refuses to to negotiate.
It currently in the hands of a Guardian ad Litem, with the court hearing next week.
This is costing me a shitload of money that she knows I can’t afford.
She will completely fuck up the kids if I walk away and let her win.
She also filed a contempt of court motion against me for child support that she claims I owe. I could potentially go to jail for that one, but I know I’m in the right.
Dnarriage settlement agreement held BASIC child support open, meaning that we each pay for clothing, food, shelter for the kids in our own desperate homes.
She sent me thousands of dollars in bills where she bought tons of unitemized shit from goodwill and claims I owe her 1/2. I told her to get bent.