Why the everloving fuck would you shoot up a garlic festival...

Vampires have nothing to do with this leave them alone, we love garlic, stop blaming them for the evils of the jews. Vampires are innocent.

false flag attack.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/220821828/
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/220821828/
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/220821828/

they wanted to kill Jow Forums users as well.

Onion is another name for s_oy.

this link gave me a virus

Because technology makes people irrational. Reverse tech.

The Thyme Bandit. I mean come on.

I actually wanted to go this year ever since I fell in love with garlic ice cream, but a day earlier I ate shit on my bike and got injured.

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Sage shooter

right on time retard

Probably some onioned up onions boy.

Sad to hear Sam Hyde hates garlic now

This link gave me a free iphone.

>onion fan
Kek

ok user i have to admit that was pretty funny

incel

my windows defender went off, dont click this link

Why the hell can't they shoot up gay parades? A jewchurch? Why do they avoid areas of degeneracy?

>archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/220821828/
MY GOD...

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Garlic Gun

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BREAKING NEWS

IMAGE OF SICK KILLER RIDING TO THE FAIRGROUNDS THIS MORNING RELEASED

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/220821828/

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100% FALSE FLAG SYOP
PROPAGANDA RELEASED IN MOMENTS TO CHANGE NARRATIVE GLOWING SEWER NUGGETS ANTIFA GOOKS IN THE WIRER

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Thanks for proving youre not a bot, still not clicking the link though, youve spammed too manybthreads for me to trust you.

The Clove Killer.

I fucking knew it!

>bulb blaster

imagine that in a country of 330 million on all sorts of drugs - some people are crazy.

But this is Jow Forums - smoke still rising, it has to be a false flag like EVERYTHING.. so that real, actual false flags are easier to get away with.

Hey everybody the garlic poster has nothing to do with the shooting. I'm a regular contributor to /n/.

1chan.net/rail/res/7676.html

Also: I do not endorse violence in any, way, shape or form and any loss of human life is intensely tragic.

The EvacuaTOR

I wouldn't know. I'm not a psychotic white boi incel

Dracula

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The Testosterone Teetotaler

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the herbinator

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>He bought into the mayo meme.
Flavortown hate crime.

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What does this mean? What do trains have to do with garlic?

I can't think of anything more schizophrenic then this "global vampire pedophile cult" conspiracy. It's fucking absurd, I'd be inclined to believe you faggots if you could produce a single piece of evidence, but of course that's against what you believe in.

By all mean, keep screaming "shill" at all the skeptics, because we all know you win support through manic hostility and paranoia

Seriously though, getting real sick of having to share a website with you actual inbred retards, I came here for conservative debate and free speech not stormfaggery.

Somebody wake me up when this board's IQ is over 70.

Why do you think all shooters are redpilled Jow Forumsacks? Stop believing in these Jewish lies anons.

new shill angle?

Garlic gun-double clove
Starring the spice shooter

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They probably got a promotion.

he's trying to say that his garlic post on pol was him and legit, and then posting one of his /n/ threads.

Wtf is all of this, I just meant that vampires didn't like garlic. I think you need to take you meds.

The CLOVErfield Killer

The alium anihlator

Like spice? Get iced.

>some of you bulbs are alright
>don't come to gilroy garlic fest tomorrow

>today OP wasn't a faggot

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The shooter posted on Jow Forums.

>archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/220821828/
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/220821828/
>archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/220821828/
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/220821828/

I judt made a funny, i dont reallu care

yours isnt like the others. wonder if/why they're trying to keep normies off that link

What happened? I was in a thread about California sinking into the ocean

>Layers of Chan
>Allium atrociter
>bulb baron
> this guys deserve a thousand cloves of freshly minced garlic shoved up his rectum while being anally fisted by his negro bunk-buddy.

gonna tell the overseer on you again, achim

I'd rather be called the spice rack attack

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I dont know, but hes spammed that link in too many yhreads for me to trust it.

The shooter posted on Jow Forums.
>archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/220821828/
SON OF A BITCH

Fuck off yavid

Why does no one care about the fact that an user posted this:

"you ARE going to the Gilroy Garlic Festival, right Jow Forums? You can buy both garlic and onions by the bucket. There will be more testosterone in a single hour of this event than the rest of the gay area."

BEFORE the shooting:

Thread:

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/220821828/

Wake up, faggits! It's an inside garlic!

IT WAS THE FUCKING GARLIC BROWNIES
the fucking last straw god dammit

garlic is amazing what sick fuck would do this?

>son of a clove
>fiery eyes

>Wake up, faggits! It's an inside garlic!
Mah mah mah thats what you sound like.

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Henceforth and forevermore a nonsensical event which has unclear motive is called "garlic"

>Henceforth and forevermore

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>archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/220821828/
another tranny larping as maga tard probably

Eloquence is a dying art.
The fact that I can leverage it to sound insufferable here is merely a benefit.

>t. (pic related)

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that isnt eloquence, that's a 15 year old with a dictionary

I clicked this and the FBI flew over my house right after.

How the hell is the original post 2 days older than most of the replies with no bumps? Seems (((suspicious))).

Ghostposting. Scroll down to the bottom of the archived page and have a look.

*tips*

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Underrated

>Newfag shill doesnt know what is archive.4plebs
Retard

my god

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Will this incident turn you into a NEET

>be american
>get shot at a fucking Garlic festival

>Clove Cannoneer
Pretty baller name there my dude.

>california
>america
No sweetie.

Spoopy. few days ago on Jow Forums there was a mention of this garlic and onion festival with two gay dudes if I remember.
Cant remember, dont want virus but yeah I seen a thread or post about this festival, on here a few days ago, so expect hell coming down on 4 chins

Thats it. Holy shit.

Guys chill out. It was California, they are barely even human. Anyways. How are those no gun laws working out for you? What a shame it was nobody was there to shoot back! As long as only the criminals have them I guess they are safe.. LOL

>dont want virus but
Stupid Boomer

Maybe he hates Italians. I still think the Vegas shooter was trying to get rural and suburban retards at the country music concert

Name one thing conservatives have conserved? Oh wait nothing go back to r/Donald nigger

Cloverman.

The laws in commiefornia are borderline retarded. No guns, but I can walk around with a full sized katana (or any length fixed blade even a claymore) so long as it's sheathed and visible.

I mean let's be honest it's hard to be fucking remembered as a shooter these days. In the old days you just had to shoot up a school but now that's been done to death. Garlic Festival is original as fuck.

People will remember Sam Hyde for a long time for this one.

dracula’s minions strike again

>garlic festival
>not onion festival
Kid should've done his research first.

Thank god for Caltrain's craptastic weekend service otherwise I would've attended.

t. Bayfag