How Every Political Conversation With My Dad Goes

>be eating dinner with my family
>my dad flips on MSNBC
>"i can't believe this orange dumb ass is still in office!"
>he looks around for a reaction, all of us know by now not to bite
>"did you hear what he did today?"
>he looks at my mom
>she goes "no what..?" in a patronizing tone, not looking up from her phone, probably texting one of her boyfriends
>when he gets tired of my mom ignoring him, he irl baitposts toward me, knowing i'll bite
>"trump is the most corrupt president in history, you can at least admit that, right son?"
>i reply something like "well they investigated him for 2 years, with a political motivation to put him behind bars, and couldn't come up with anything except for him denying a crime he didn't commit"
>"ugh, it's useless to try talking politics with trump supporters"
>he takes his food to the couch

I feel like im living in ground hog day the movie, this shit has happened 20 times now.

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Aggressively drop redpills
>Cheeto Hitler amirite son?
>"Jews did 9/11"

you proud to have those quality genes?

Tell your father that he's a straight up traitor. And this is coming from a National Socialist who sees Trump for the Zion puppet that he is.

Your dad is a fag

Kek, based

better than a conversation with my evangelical mom.
>trump is a great father not like yours
>he's a jew puppet mom
>you're a Nazi

Very epic. Now slam him with redpills.

This. Time to penetrate him.

>i reply something like "well they investigated him for 2 years, with a political motivation to put him behind bars, and couldn't come up with anything except for him denying a crime he didn't commit"

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you and your dad are faggots

SHOW HIM THE INFOGRAPHS

It's funny that you are so butthurt by this meme that you think slapping a maga hat on it would have the same power.

Literally the only way for OP to fix his goodgoy onions father.

If you really want to trigger boomers, progressives, antifags, or anyone Leftward, just say this simple phrase, or any iteration thereof, when they ragepost about Trump:

"I support him."
"I believe him."
"I stand by him."

They cannot compute blind loyalty if it isn't their own. Just like the stormfags ITT, they always let the Perfect be the Enemy of the Good. This method is foolproof, because any response besides silence is them losing.

imaging still buying into this left vs right paradigm and muller shit, i'd necc myself if i were you.

NOOOOO STOP INSULTING MY ORANGE GOD

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>I feel like im living in ground hog day the movie, this shit has happened 20 times now.

NPC's cant wake up and only follow scripted programming

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call your dad a jew
tell him that your patience has limitations
and that you will shut his lying jew mouth once and for all

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also this

your father is a cuck faggot

Not a Trump supporter but I enjoy watching the buttblast from people

Start taking steps to move away from tech. It's causing more problems than solutions. Reverse tech.

OMG a Canadian supporting buggery. Who could have predicted this.

This is the only appropriate response.

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>things that did not happen for 200, Alex.

take it to /b/ faggot.
not political, needs pruning.

Well the report actually says that he did commit crimes. The only reason he wasn't charged is that Mueller is a pussy/corrupt and didn't want to breach DOJ protocol which isn't even law, it was an attempt to shield Spiro Agnew.
You're basically just constantly telling your dad that you refuse to read about anything for yourself, and just go by whatever maymays feel best.
When you are older and have outgrown your angst phase and have developed your own personality and learned to think for yourself, apologize to him, he will forgive you.

>commit crimes
>no charges
Now I get the justice system in america is flawed but it isn't that flawed you dog fucker.

Beat him to death in his sleep

Your dad is based and redpilled, he doesnt trust any jew pet.

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Damn. I seriously can't even imagine that kind of dynamic, I'm sorry your dad is soi user. My dad is a fence sitting boomer, who doesn't try to act like an intellectual at all (because he's smart enough to know that he isn't deep). One time he even look around at all the books in my house and said "wow...I guess you are smarter than me huh". The look he gives me when I talk about red pilled shit says it all. He knows. He lived a carefree boomer life, only to have a son that grew up to be fully red pilled, and reveal the truth before his very eyes. It's been a hell of a clown life.

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The report says the worst thing he did was ask someone in his administration to lie, this was early on in the investigation, when it could easily be argued it was, from Trump's point of view as President (now that we know he was not guilty of colluding with russians), in the best interest of America to get the investigation done as soon as possible so he can get back to doing his job as President.

fuck Trump
he's just more ZOG&pony show bullshit (same as every prez since JFK)

If you redpill boomers they only turn into insufferable Q tards. Day of the pillow is the only answer.
Implying that anyone who watches MSNBC read anything or has their own information. Fucking leaf.

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Convince your father to shelter undocumented immigrants. After he gets his teeth knocked out he will vote with his own interests in mind instead of nasty racist foreigners who hate him.

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The Only Solution is death for all. Lets start with you Leafs.

>but it isn't that flawed you dog fucker.
it must be pretty peaceful hiding away from reality like that.

Unironically this. Surprise them. Get your mom to look up from the phone. Say something about Abortion like "well I love Trump because he's against ritual child sacrifice, Planned Parenthood. That's all that matter to me. One issue voters will re-elect him alone."

Bait him into defending PP and child murder while thinking he's whiteknighting for "muh womens right" in front of your mom.

Then once he gets discombobulated, hit them say "it's amazing how the Jews tricked you guys into thinking child murder is womens rights AND that we landed on the moon. How was your generation so gullible??"

Are you OP’s dad?

Tell him that israelgate is real and russia gate is fake

>Going the speed limit
>Get pulled over for speeding
>Insist I did not speed, call the cop a liar
>go to trial, call the trial a farce
>Judge determines theres a lack of evidence.
>I get up to walk out of the courtroom
>"However" the judge says "theres also no evidence that you weren't speeding. So we can't clear your name. Also you called the cop a liar and thought bringing the case to court was stupid, therefor we are charging you with obstruction".


This is how liberals believe the justice system should work.

>Mom has boyfriends while married
I feel so sorry for you, user.

Go ahead and give some examples of justice going that fucking astray asswipe.

he sounds autistic, like father like son I guess

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I dont get the pic :/

Literally beat his ass

He baits you and you don't bait him? I bet he is actually your dad and not your cool "uncle" Terry

>I don't like him either, anyone who's a slave to the jews like that liberal scum Trump is unimportant to me. Trump's just a Democrat under the Republican wing. Ask me again when we have an actual right wing president.

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OH SHIT YOU LITERALLY JUST REPLACED EVERY REFERENCE TO THE LEFT WITH A REFERENCE TO THE RIGHT
THIS HAS THE EXACT SAME IMPACT ON US AS IT DOES ON YOU
THE FACT THAT YOU ARE VERY OBVIOUSLY OUT OF IDEAS ON HOW TO OFFEND US AND ARE RESORTING TO FLAT-OUT STEALING OUR MEMES DOESN'T AFFECT THE IMPACT OF IT AT ALL

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I wouldn't go out of my way to disrespect my father regardless of his beliefs, he has provided for us.

>I argue politics with my parents
1. Have sex
2. Get a social life
3. Stop being weird and artistic
4. Have sex

>I got bullied by muzzies at highschool and now that all inmigrants are bad people

Look i agree with the fact that illegal inmigration is a bad thing because it leech resources from the righful citizens, but what i don't agree is people that hate them because they we're abused or bullied by them, thats lame, if you are weak doesnt matter if a muzzie or a citizen of you shithole do it, it's your fault for being genetically inferior, c Mon it's natural selection. I remember my cousin Mike told me that an amerimutt hated him at work because he fucked the girl he liked and earned more money than him, thats pathetic.

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Epstein 2008
Japanese Americans 1942
Chappaquiddick incident
should i go on?

>disrespect my father

I'm not talking about calling him a nigger faggot you absolute wastrel. Just bait him in kind with things that get the ol' noggin a joggin. Ironically support Islam or some shit, say Trump is a zionist stooge. Have some fun with your life before your mother divorces him

this

We're Leafs but my dad is a based boomer who admires Trump because he spends his own money.
I like Trump too.
Americans are so gullible to belief fake news.
Is your Dada a nigger? Why he watching race-bait MSNBC?

Wanna know how I know you’re a boomer?

wtf are you me?

>Chappaquiddick incident
What the fuck why isn't this more well known?

I misspoke though, I suppose what I should have said was 'it's not like it's a common occurrence that our justice system fails.' or something like that, you got me there.

The only thing about the JapAms I didn't like was the fact a lot of their personal belongings were never returned. We were in a very serious war which kinda made people take very serious/drastic/ precautions. Pearl Harbo shook us up a lot being attacked on our own soil.

you cheeky fuck

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Just troll them. Fuck it clown world is wat they get

My mom's weirder. She calls me to bitch about Trump even though she agrees with him fundamentally. It's like I'm a mediator between her and the president. She'll probably call me tomorrow to complain about the Baltimore (she's from Maryland) tweets and then admit it's all true and say "I just don't like him". I think she's struggling with her fanaticism for the Democrats and uncomfortable with how far left they're drifting but they're her team.

based and big-brained

hah the redditor isnt using shit spacing, the skin change has begun

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This is not about Trump or the fascists/socialists on the left. This is about changing countries, Europe flooded with Muslims and N Africans we are then flooded with Hispanic Latinos. Patriotism becomes a thought crime and the governments and deep states billionaires have dumbasses like us by the balls.

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>What the fuck why isn't this more well known?
It is well known. They made multiple documentaries and an entire movie about it starring Kata Mara and Ed Helms. You're just stupid.

My grandmother is the same fucking way. She's your typical Feminist BOOMER, even made those stupid pussy hats. Every time she talks about how bad druhmpf is, my skin crawls. Not because she's utterly brainwashed, but because it's exactly people like her that turned this nation into what it is today. It sickens me to be related to fucking boomers sometimes.

Considering this is the first time I've heard about it. But go ahead and maintain the superior attitude. :^)

Mentally of course, anything else is blasphemy

>Feminist BOOMER

My grandmother is also one of these, she became a lawyer in her 40s and horded all her money. Now all her cash is going to a nursing home in North Carolina and her family never visits because she barely attempted to have family connections.

lost another debate with your father, huh, user?

Fuck your mom. Cuck your dad

>implying we didn't land on the moon
Only a dirty kike would suggest you relate the jewish world hegemony with crack-pot theories of a fake moon landing.

Man what the fuck happened to the nuclear family?

I understand why they did what they did to the japs. it is still wrong and shows what our government is willing to do to citizens. If Hitler was able to get an attack off on homeland do you really think they would have let the white krauts go free? fuck no they would have been locked up right next to Hiro. The japs getting their property stolen is not something that stopped with WW2.
Civil forfeiture is a thing. look it up.

double this
cum in mum

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I couldn't imagine not just having a bit a humility and admit a mistake like that when it concerns family. Wanting to rot in a nursing home than at least living out the last bit of time left with family. Unthinkable.

sucks desu. my boomer grandparents shit their lives away before they had their first child.

i'm so fucking lucky

my dad, brother, cousins and best friend are all based as fuck

>Civil forfeiture is a thing. look it up.
I have heard stories of a simple possession would give the cops full authority to impound and possess your vehicle. It's shitty for sure. I wouldn't know how to make it not so shit tho. Without it, drug runners and other criminals wouldn't get their shit taking away when they get busted.

Based, fpbp

>I couldn't imagine not just having a bit a humility and admit a mistake

They aren't even aware they made a mistake, boomer women think they are gonna what? live forever? I took care of this women when she was recovering from cancer and she bitched about giving me a ride to the airport. Her daughter my aunt is even worse. They are all take no give.

>>he looks at my mom
>>she goes "no what..?" in a patronizing tone, not looking up from her phone, probably texting one of her boyfriends

>having a cuck father
that shits genetic from what i gather. op is a cuck

>from what I gather

Yeah, I should probably listen to you, being the expert you are after the thousands of hours of cuck porn you've observed for research purposes.

Why are you defending the Dumpf the jewish faggot?

Based. The only thing im looking foward to is civil war at this point.

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At this point a good smothering would do the world a favor.

Semi-based civnat

I was looking for this reply, it seems you and me noted that

So your mom has bfs?

That still makes his dad a dumb boomer liberal. Two sides of the same coin.

There was a sam hyde video talking about this, his friends boomer dad wouldn't lend him 1500 dollars to fix an impacted wisdom tooth but at the same time bragged to him about all the parts he was buying for his motorcycle. They seem to have appropriated their parents self reliance but not the filial affection or even basic concern. My dad is also like this, everyone is an adult who needs to be selfless except the boomer

I did that once.
My mom literally went red in rage, saying I "couldn't say blacks were all that bad" and that "antisemitism would end badly for me"
Guess she must have faltered at the Weimar part a bit to admit that it was discussing the concept that was dangerous, not the concept in itself.
Still a kool-aid drinking normie tho.

Tell your dad to guve beautiful oral sex to a Poz Trans POC because that’s exactly what Drumpf is trying to suppress in this diverse woke nation.

it is not even of you have possession. if they expect anything you own can be used for drug trafficking, they can take everything you own.
Money you have on you to buy a car? yea well it might be used for drugs soooo.
money gone. Car too if it is a nice one.
Moving across the nation and have a large amount of money to pay for food/shelter/car needs on you? Well you could be going to buy drugs.
money gone.

as for things that involve drugs.
>Son gets busted with some heroin
>Parents lose house due to Civil forfeiture

Yep, TDS is real, affects most people from 30 to 65.
Here's a good deflection, next time someone brings up Trump say something like "I'm not a fan of Trump, but you have to admit that he knew how to campaign, played everyone like a fiddle. Really shows just how silly American politics is."
This usually works, if they persist about you being a Trump supporter, simply say "I just said I'm not a fan of the guy" and keep repeating it until they finally shut up.
Remember, always hide your power level, bros.

You cannot simultaneously believe in evolution and think cuckolding is genetic. Please tell me the iq of Jow Forums is higher than this.

You know im starting to think the establishment left/media dont actually hate trump
Its just psychological manipulation. Giving all this hate to trump allows the public to blow of steam and distracts from more important things

Everything is an act, a game to manipulate us