Belarus

Why shouldn't I move to Belarus?
>purely white
>simple, non-urbanized life in most parts
>cheap
>not a liberalized shithole
>wondrous mix of Belarusian-Lithuanian-Polish culture

Any Belarus anons here? I recently discovered I have roots in Grodno.

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Who gives a fuck about Belarus?

>British
>White

>Who gives a fuck about Belarus?
I do, but not if they join Russia.

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Go there and dominate them w/ your suicidal dick, N1c haplomeme brother.

You can live comfortably only in Minsk. And because of european games there's a lot of churkas and asians in metro. Hope they will be gone soon.
AMA

There's lot of antifa around BTW. Everyday I come across strikethrough swastikas on the walls

It's a sad state of affairs when not even Belarus is safe from the Antifa curse.

Damn. I was thinking about making a lot of money here, moving to the Belarusian countryside with my girlfriend and growing my own food while living comfortably.
I can imagine there's antifa, don't you guys have lots of commie symbolism around?

Also Minsk is probably the last place I'd like to live in, I'm sick of living in metropolises

>AMA
Is it as bad as I hear? Do more people speak Russian than Belarussian? Are you guys still planning to join Russia? Would you ever consider working with Poland and Hungary instead?

>AMA
Please correct me if any of this is wrong
From my understanding this was the chain of events
/ouruncle kicked a lot of the yids out of Poland during the good years. They went east before Barbarossa and the preemptive strike against the USSR happened. Stalin was weary of the Levantine chicken swingers so he forced them to renounce their judiasm. A lot of them wound up in Belarus.

Onto my question are there a ton of cryptos running around Belarus. Are they subversive? Did they actually drop the tribal bit or did they just play pretend until the USSR ended? Are they distinct from other Belorussians or did they blend in? Did they move from Belarus to some other USSR state before the wall fell or did they stay?

>not even Belarus
There were a lot of nazi skinheads back in the 2000s. But afterwards they moved to Ukraine and joined Right Sector. Malyuta for example.
After that antifase showed up. They just don't like nazi simbolizm because of belarus casualties in ww2

>purely white
Lithuanians hate all foreigners as long as they are not from Western Europe.

>growing my own food
The land is not so good here to be honest. It is good on the south, but you have to consider nuclear poisoning caused by Chernobyl disaster.

You call yourself a nationalist and flee from your country in its time of greatest need? Good job, cowardice incarnate.

Because slavs are untermensch

>don't you guys have lots of commie symbolism around?
There's a lot of architecture and monuments from soviet era, yes. But I wouldnt say I come across true communists often. Specially in younger generation. They're just zoomers like anywhere else i think. In Minsk I mean. In other cities and villages - gopniks.
>Is it as bad as I hear?
Maybe even worse.
>Do more people speak Russian than Belarussian?
Yes. I have only 2 friends that are speaking bellarusian all the time.
>Are you guys still planning to join Russia?
Belarussians do not like that idea. We want to be separated from that mordor. It's Russia that wants us in.

Based. You are my backup plan.

My gf is from there, she was studying at my uni when we met. Been there 20+ times. You guys really love Brits.

Piss off let Belarus be white instead of advertising their country for a bunch of mutts and losers who don't know shit about their culture

It's a literal Commie presidential dictatorship (though they say they are not commies). It has literal left wing death squads, curfews, KGB enforcers visiting people at night. Our wages are hilariously low - their maximum wages that are set for most jobs are even lower than our minimum wage. The government is literally larping as Russians - the official position of the state is that Belarusian don't even exist. Most people don't even understand how bizarre the country is, even when compared to "General Butt Naked" tier African shitholes.

whenever shit of any kind goes down in the east, people here wonder if this time Volodia will invade Belarusyns this time.
Just like Ukraine they're not in EU, not in NATO, and being in UN doesn't mean that much. End even less now, when US are moving from Europe to Pacific and Asia.

Geographically they are, like us, in bad position and can be fucked over in two weeks. But so far AL have managed to balance it off.

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>Piss off let Belarus be white
Tell that to the Chinese buying up their industry. If you neglect building Belarus up, they will take sides with the Chinese.

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Belarus seems p. based, but they sure do love LARPing as communists.

>KGB enforcers visiting people at night
This is true though
My father was beaten up in KGB once. Very bad. He didn't live long after that.
>their maximum wages
I get $1000 in a month, it is considered good salary. Most of the people get around $500.

I don't speak the language, and I tried to learn Russian and failed hard. It is a very nice country though, clean, stuff is cheap, but no low quality. Very open people, and not just your money. Also not crazy nationalists.

If the country was a bit richer, it would be very nice. Now it is just nice.

Isn’t your country technically part of Russia(Eurasian Union)?

>part of Russia
No.
>Eurasian Union
Yes.

Russian Diaspora here Andrey. My brother moved back to Moscow in early 2000s after making a ton as an MBA and had a dream of starting businesses, making less than us but living well do to COL adjustment, and contributing to revitaliZing the RU economy. It all fell through, businesses went in the red and he had to sell everything at a loss. Lives in a commie block as a desk job worker for an office now.

I have a similar dream because I don't want to raise kids in this shit hole to be brainwashed into zombie burgers. Is it realistic to think I could move to Minsk and convert a ton of saved up $$$ Into some sort of business or investment and live off that? The rumors are that unless you have ties to the regime you're out of luck in starting a successful business.

I see that you've never been here

1/2 Lithuanian here. I agree. They are quite high on themselves.

VERY anti-semitic... it's refreshing. Look up how many Lithuanians handed over their jew neighbours when the Germans showed up in WWII.

Good people. A bit feisty, but good.

Пpивeт дopoгoй мoй дpyг хoчy тeбe пocoвeтoвaть oчeнь хopoшyю мyзыкy
Я cидep этoй мyзыки

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Polish people are subhumans you will never understand as and our menatlety Thets why you cant even learne a simple lenguage like russian

Zima przyszla
Зимa пpишлa

You are one brainless subhuman if you can't into cyrrilic script

Belarusians is the most miserable and stupid nation in Europe. Believe me, I'm half Belarusian.

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кaчaть мyзыкy тeбe пoнpaвитcя тaм вce дyшa нaшeгo нapoдa и плaч и бoль и гapмoшки и бaлaлaйки

>not caring about being followed by KGB for a few years

The absolute state of Lithuanians

How is the countryside relative to living in a city?

>Geographically they are, like us, in bad position
We are not

I still remember around 2007 online when people didn't insult poles but told them to fuck off and go steal some cars / rob some people on the highway. What a difference 10 years can make

>Thets why you cant even learne a simple lenguage
Irony is off the roof.

Their only source of income is timber and World of Tanks. WWYD there for a living???

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are there guns, porn and cheeseburgers in belarus? this is all i need to know.

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>Dumb Jow Forumsfag liquidates all his assets and moves to Belarus
>Militsya find out foreigner asshole moved into town
>Stomp your nuts flat, drive you to bank and make you take out every cent you own

Alternatively
>gopniks find out foreigner asshole moved into town
or
>bisnismen find out foreigner asshole moved into town

kek

>guns
you'll see loads of guns, aimed at you by the secret police, when they find out you're a mutt
>porn
yes retard, they do have internet
>cheeseburgers
no, they only eat potatoes

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>We are not
what are you talking about?

Poland is placed in the middle of North European Plain and always has been.
This ground is a parade path for cavalry and military compound to test tanks from left to right and back again.

How are we, having no real natural borders (except some in the south, but there is no need to defend anything there- what, keeping Pepiks from stealing our goat cheese?) in a good spot?

Hungary is in much better place. Italy is, Spain is, England is, Norway is. Germans or Russians just have to start walking to get here, and they've been doing that for 1100 years.

That's why Poland had to expand east- just to counter Russian expansion, because it's the only direction- Scandinavia is not a good idea, west is no-go, south with things like Ottomans was mostly also about defence, and southern border is way better anyway as mentioned.

East is not much better, but at least you have some dense forests, marshes etc. Every km2 controlled by Muscovians and Russian was always used against us and they never stopped western expansion, for some reason.

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