1. dont destroy the planet 2. dont destroy each other 3. dont destroy yourselves
and you fuckers cant help but break all 3 rules every minute. and you want us to help get you off this planet? please. im not taking a single one of you fuckers back home to destroy my planet. hell no. kiss my grey ass.
earth experiment was a mistake. just say the word and we will delete you guys.
I have my own issues but I'd be willing to work them out if you took me off this polluted rock where empathy seems to come in two flavors of self-serving or non-existent. It would be a nicer future than turning into a hermit somewhere nice and unpolluted for this moment in time.
Nathan Price
This is what happens when you evolve under a full spectrum sun kiss my human ass
Charles Murphy
> pale > lanklets > short > zero emotions > npc gray Are ayys ultimate liberals?
Jackson Harris
Can I see some of your vehicles on saturn rings. They seem fun.
Jackson Diaz
Fuck off space niggers
Leo Myers
Do it fag, end this planet.
Jeremiah Ortiz
all of you are now banned from my home planet. i hope you're happy.
Im sorry, but I can't
Noah Green
DELET
James Murphy
bird
Nathan Mitchell
I have banned you guys also from my home planet. I swear to god this planet was a mistake
now we are talking
Jason Scott
Pretty much. Filthy space niggers destroyed their genome so now they have to use artificial vessels as soul carriers. That being said, being less attached to a genetic template has certain advantages. No niggers is one of them.
Jackson Robinson
Whatever. It’s probably an emotionally void shithole anyways.
Luke Barnes
this is not true. We do have some morals and rationale for you people. Who do you think keeps releasing the ebola strand in africa? Just test runs of the big one soon.
No, we just worked out all the kinks. We don't need art or music or any of that. Only one mission. Space travel and biogenesis of life on other planets.
Logan Murphy
>smart >doesn't capitalize letters
Dylan Moore
Oh come on, dude. I didn't do anything bad.
Hudson Davis
Delete. Please. Now
Grayson Hernandez
Fuck off spacenigger
Brandon Kelly
and you guys are now banned also from my home planet. guess youre stuck here
Samuel Fisher
The Earth reality show has gone on long enough. Please cancel.
Little boy acts like he is a passive observer. He isnt a part of nuffin. He innocent little boy, He a victim of everyone else. He Dindunuffin. If he was in charge of everything, everything would be perfect.
Go bitch about it to the nordics and mantis peepls.
Colton Watson
Call it what it is, Postprotestant behavior. The Ayyys, simulation theory, maybe Rocco’s Basilisk,, AI gods, new age in general, and SJW activity are all examples of people trying to replace the various heretical churches in their lives. If the ayyys are here, we’re going to catch you fuckers and dismember you on live TV while building a new skull throne.
Alexander Lopez
>you want us to help get you off this planet?
Yes. And I don't mean get us off this planet, I mean get us 'off' this planet. I think you know what I'm saying.
Jaxon Long
We get to launch 55 gallon drums of lube at their space battlecruisers using Thunderwell?
Justin Cox
nobody on your home planet wants you to go back to it, and nobody invited you to this one
Wyatt Morris
>1ST PRICE IS PEACE ON EARTH >2ND PRICE IS A SET OF STEAK KNIVES >3RD PRICE IS YOU'RE FIRED
No you fucking gray space monkeys are worse then our terristial aids niggers, Fobus is nice this time of year GTFO
Jordan Brown
>1ST PRICE IS A CADILLAC EL DORADO This Earth is a paradise if we treat it right. >2ND PRICE IS A SET OF STEAK KNIVES Or we could hack ourselves to pieces. >3RD PRICE IS YOU'RE FIRED Or we could blow ourselves up.
>TL;DR: THE PLANET IS FINE, THE PEOPLE IS FUCKED
Gavin Watson
Nigger.
Chase Long
NIGGER
Landon Brooks
If you have protocols not to interfere, why are you giving me rules bro?
Connor Lee
Do you grayniggers have any oil? I feel like raping your daughters.
You know what? Fuck you, fuck this clown-eat-clown world and fuck the rest of the Solar System just for good measure.
See this pic? This waifu representation of our planet is what i visualise enjoyably getting gangbanged by a pack of niggers, OR politely saying "Thanks for stopping by, come again!" after jizzing and then pissing in Her mouth - for the spare time that i have masturbating in this turd world shithole, as i then meditatively send this hatefuck energies to the innermost core of the Earth. The reason is that i strongly believe in the Gaia hypothesis and that i also believe that our Solar System is specifically designed to harvest most of humans since time immemorial and will continue to do so until human extinction.
i've read too many damn things online to be of strong opinion that: >the Moon is an actual gigantic ancient space ark, the biblical New Jerusalem. It also is the HQ for fragmenting and recycling souls to be reincarnated on Earth with total amnesia. >the Sun is just an electric conduit for other more powerful stars nearby, and so our sun is a literal space cuckold that loves seeing its planets showered with foreign energies. >the Earth has ancient civilizations in the past that is more technologically advanced than our postmodern global society, but were reduced to mere dirt due to a fuckload of disasters every new Mayan era (baktun) - and this Mayan era also allows the Earth to bloat up in size so that the oceans of today are larger than a thousand years ago. >modern humans are a mix of ancient humanoid aliens and native protohumans, making the Earth a single mom. But then the diversity of human races, along with other genocided racial subgroups, suggest that the Earth loved a good gangbang from others in that distant past. >said gangbanging humanoid aliens had a nasty war with each other inside the Solar System, and the eventual winners redefined human society after the English Civil War - that slowly but surely increased the quantity of insufferable humans worldwide (AKA sheeple, goyim). >Saturn is well-documented to be really sadistic to Her human food with Moon-chan as accomplice, but then the rest of the planets love to spice up their human palette by narcissitically playing mind games on Earth (AKA astrology, zodiac signs) >Globalism and/or World War Three will then cull billions of humans into a free-for-all loosh festival for the entirety of the Solar System. This will benefit the Earth greatly since the massive amount of human souls will once again bloat Her up, causing yet another apocalypse and a hard reset for the rest of mankind.
Of course, I still fucking hate Earth and the rest of the Solar System for being so god damn anti-human - and it's done this way to farm the resulting subhumans as etheric planetary food, not just being mere loosh. Our postmodern global society has become too dysgenic to the point that the exponential increase of sub-intelligent clusters of humans become the most underrated existential threat to all of mankind, and i strongly suspect that this trend is being ENCOURAGED by our own environment enclosed within the confinements of the Sun and the Jovian planets - however immaterial it deeply gets. The Great Filter is still ahead of us all, and to escape the Solar System is to escape human extinction.
If it meant the destruction of the Solar System for humans to spread across the Milky Way galaxy and therefore BEYOND, then let it be so!
>and you guys are now banned also from my home planet To bad most of these pol/ tards would love to visit YOURANUS.
Brody Collins
Niggers left to roam free will destroy the planet (1) plus they are not us (2), (3).
Jacob Cruz
this is a fallacy because if this were true, all it would take to make humans do these things would be to prove your existence
if you did everyone would straighten up their act immediately
Carter Lee
Fuck off space niggers, we're full. You can crash on the moon if you want but you gotta go home in the morning.
Ethan Lewis
there is no virtue without tempation. a virtuous man who is virtuous by promise of reward is no virtuous man.
Brayden Nelson
that is retarded
Owen James
> there are only 3 rules on this planet. Entirely incorrect. Our design is intentional. The Galactic Council is evil and seeks to destroy all life. Most of the galactic life in the universe possesses instinct and a low intelligence. Balking at this inferiority the High Council seeks to eradicate all lesser life. They've seeded earth with a slightly higher form of life, who has no instict, and who is just retarded enough to eventually destroy the planet. Naturally. That is our purpose. We are nukes. We are here to be fat slobby disgusting putrid murdering environmentally corrupting filth. Embrace your nature. We are Huts.