I recently went on a vacation with my family to the Bahamas and constantly ran into British tourists.
The most foul, disgusting, subhuman people I have ever encountered in my life. Hitting on my 65 year old mother and asking my father for beer money. Had to clobber two of them away and the bouncers shoved them out taking my side because they know how obnoxious these cunts are.
All of them look like this, fucking disgusting subhumans. Have to have a licence for a television, porn, can get arrested for a "racist" tweets. Filled with gross football hooligans and muslims.
Worst country in the world. Enjoy your next muzzie king.
Ghastly people. I eager that forced Muslim admixture they are currently in the middle of will be a tremendous improvement over their current stock.
Jason Diaz
Literally every boomer tourist I saw. The younger ones get piss drunk and puke and start fights. Stay in your own county fucing redcoats. You gave up your empire, keep it in england.
So your mum is 65 and I’m guessing dad is around the same age.
That would make you approx 20-30 years old, if not older.
Why are you still going on vacation with mummy and daddy user?
Jayden Harris
>greek >white
Noah Green
The funniest part is you make a parody of these people, but thats literally all I saw. "HUURR NORF FC WORKING CLASS BLOKES XDDDD" Your women are all slags and the most disgusting, putrid, rancid females on the planet. After a few beers will open up their snatches to anyone. Would rather fuck a pig
We are the norf men We are the stuffed-with-greggs men drinking together Headpiece filled with footie. Alas! Our dried voices, when We whisper together Are quiet and meaningless without carling As wind in dry grass Or rats' feet over broken glass In our kebab house
>Be American colonial scum. >Get increasingly butthurt you have to pay taxes (literally the money that paid the soldiers that protected them from marauding natives) >Taxes that native Englishmen had to pay were vastly greater compared to colonial taxes >Mob public officials and threaten to kill them, throw a massive tantrum when soldiers arrive and shoot back >Have a massive chimp out >Burn ships, throw perfectly good food into the sea, murder and kill anyone you suspect of being loyal and true. >Ally with the mortal enemy of the nation you are descended from >Decide to attack and murder other British living in Canada in pirate ships >Betray your own kith and kin to the French >Murder tens of thousands of your own brothers in a pointless war that alienated you from your own people. >Americans are proud of this and celebrate it every year >There was already huge pressure for colonial representation in the UK anyway >Eventually betray the French. >Muttify yourself with increasing fervour approaching fanaticism.
>The Boston Massacre, known as the Incident on King Street by the British, was an incident on March 5, 1770, in which British Army soldiers shot and killed several people while under attack by a mob. The incident was heavily publicized by leading Patriots, such as Paul Revere and Samuel Adams, to encourage rebellion against the British authorities
>As the evening progressed, the crowd around Private White grew larger and more boisterous. Church bells were rung, which usually signified a fire, bringing more people out. Over fifty Bostonians pressed around White, led by a mixed-race former slave named Crispus Attucks, throwing objects at the sentry and challenging him to fire his weapon. White, who had taken up a somewhat safer position on the steps of the Custom House, sought assistance.
>Be whipped up by separatists and a literal 56% face into murdering and betraying your own kith and kin.
based
Dominic Peterson
Kinda cute not gonna lie
Lucas Jackson
Cranky because the walls were thin and you heard your dear old mum get filled like a pasty?
The only thing i can respect bongs for on this shit board is that they're way more laid back than amerimutts and don't mention the jews in every post they type out
Andrew Hall
The ANGLO BVLL is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.
Let's start by looking at his body. He is an absolute UNIT. His commanding bulk makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is stocky and wide, as a result of his high levels of calorie consumption. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his pink gammon skin. This reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the biting cold, rain and endless darkness of Northern England, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The pink skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.
The ANGLO BVLL's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of Europe (fr*Nchtoids and moortugueses).
The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his belly. The ANGLO BVLL's belly is largest of all the races. As the belly is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the ANGLO BVLL the most masculine of men. This large belly is able to arouse the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the empty space on the bed. Its capacity ensures that when he necks a few bevvies, he can consume up to more than three times his weight in weak alcoholic brews.
In total, the ANGLO BVLL expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and prodigious bulk upon his partner without any restraint.
All this is the reason why the ANGLO BVLL is the epitome of masculinity.
Funny shit, look at em flood in here trying to defend themselves. All laughing stock for first world countries.
Christopher Butler
>Its an European-tourists think theyre being cute by holding everyone up with 1000 inane questions and rude comments episode >its a european-tourist gets offended by the idea that americans have above ground electrical wiring because we havent had any large scale wars in America since before the electric line was invented and havent had any oppurtunity to rebuild our infrastructure
Nothing manly about a people soon to disapeer from history. Do brits really think there better than Islam. Once they gain power ur men will walk into fields outside of town for summary execution. Then you will realize that ur guns were everything.
Brayden Bailey
How does it feel that your "royal family" is going to be African in a decade?
Dint Read all tht bollocks. Ur just a fuckin nonce m8 tht cnt handle banter for Deano n the lads. Yer mum shudnt b so fit ne way corr bet she got a peng arse I bet n all
NORFERN LADS HAVE COME TO TOWN WOWOW WOWOW SHAG YOUR WOMEN AND DRINK YOUR BEER WOWOW WOWOW
Based Norfern lads btfo of yanks once again. American birds get moist when Norf lads start playing footy and showing off their manly physique.
Get rekt.
Adam Smith
I don't know why i can always spot which tourists are russians and which americans. The russians will be mostly single mothers with 3 kids or trashy whores shouting russian swear swords while Americans are always the fucking white blonde chad types with asian gfs or a bunch of retired boomers unable to read the train time tables.
Michael Johnson
Big brain lad
Charles Young
>You'll never hear a white trash British slag yell out: "FUCK ME IN THE SHITTER, GUV'NA"
Why even go on living?
Evan Peterson
No need to beat around bush if you want Norfs, just ask.
>Had to clobber two of them away and the bouncers shoved them out taking my side because they know how obnoxious these cunts are. and then everyone clapped, right? fucking poof lmao
Charles Nguyen
U faaaacking slagss
Anthony Collins
ya im out, just wanted a norf fc thread. gg britz at beer 18 bout to pass out
Our working classes are basically like the orcs from Warhammer 40k. They make good foot soldiers for Her Majesty's imperium. Terrorizing and looting the world in the name of her Britannic Majesty, creating the largest empire the world has ever known, ruled over by public school aristocrats.
