Germany

Why do Germans hate Belgium so much?

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everyone does

of course swedish speed bumps are black

I mean besides being EU headquarters what could the Belgians possibly do? They seem friendly enough.

germans don't hate or like belgium. they just don't give a fuck

They were creted by uk to piss of france

Hey, how do you Canadians handle that every American on this board is trying to bully you?

good thing belgium has good beer or they'd be number one nuke target.

I'm not trying to bully my Canadian bro.

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I don't know. On every Canadian post there is a reaction about leafs needing to go away and about cucks or what. Why do Americans treat Canada so badly here?

it doesn't bother us because we aren't emotional niggers like them and we always win the bant war anyway

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never saw a german hate belgium desu

I unironically don't hate any true European county. Especially not Belgium. Why would I?

I'd hate Belgium for this alone

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It's not as if every Belgian citizen is asked when one of their kike-handled vips decides to drop another degen piece of "art"

You realise people in music videos are still actors the same as in movies, right?

no one hates us
no one knows us
>lets keep it that way, because we don't really care
hope this clarifies nothing
have a pleasant day

I don't hate Belgium. It's the most civilized Francophone country. Good beer, good chocolate, good guns. Too bad they're now the European bridgehead of the Islamic State.

>Why do Americans treat Canada so badly here?
It's mostly people who have no understanding of history. Canadians have been at our side through thick and thin, they are our kind neighbor, we share one of the longest borders with them while they stay on their side as we stay on ours, and past 1812, the US and Canada have had good relations to this day. Of course I have my reservations such as not being fair in NAFTA and the such but I have no hatred towards Canadians, I'd like to visit one day.

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I've litteraly never seen a speedbump like that.
Pic rel an actual Swedish speedbump

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Belgium is like Moldova.
Nobody knows that this country even exists.

This is true, but nothing to be proud of leaf

You are not familiar with world war 1 obviously.

Actually they don't. Most Canadians heavily shop in the US for price arbitrage and tax differentials. Cigs etc.

I meant in the sense they don't illegally enter the country.

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Begium has nice areas, unlike moldova, though Ive never been.
Zeebrugge is a shithole, but brussels used to have some charm.

Most people hate Belgium. Even the Belgians do.

Oh yeah, they are law abiding. I have nothing against Canadians. The ones on here tend to be autistic teens and retrograde though.

The only leaf poster I hate is the only who keeps doing the OP with "femanon here".

You don't bulid bumps on highway, especially if there is no max. speed limit.

Don't you guys have like dirt roads ?

Because belgium, specifically the french speaking part, is absolute and utter fucking trash.
Nuke us, please.

Stupid meme, speedbumps are supposed to slow you down. Germans invade Belgium because it's the fastest way of reaching Paris with an army.

While that is disgusting, I can't really hold it against the average waffle user considering my country pumps out more pozz than 9,001 drag queen story hours combined.

Babel, Belgiumistan.

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Nope, I'm not trying to bully my Canadian bro either. It's not so much that they're Canadian, we just started noticing a lot of them would pop into a thread and start spewing random shillposts and pedantic bullshit that had nothing to do with the topic, so we built a bigger rake. not all Canadians are leafs

For example, is a leaf.

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Well not only the Germans. Fuck I hate Belgium. The whole fucking world hates Belgium. It's the most useless country on earth.

in other words socialists dodging their own taxes. they probably lose millions in potential tax revenue because of it, that's why they want us to have socialized medicine so fucking bad, so we can both pay twice as much for craft beer together.

>so we built a bigger rake.
you can't rake shit you negrified buffoon

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Well given the fact that you were ass mad enough to reply, I'd say he raked you.

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you'll need a bigger door first, faggot.

>he said, in his reply

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Belgium doesn't exist

Flanders should be free. You'd think after failing to make a government twice you'd accept the union isn't working.

NoNot trying to be rude but no one cares about Belgium. You’re not even a real country. You were literally created as a buffer state.

I don't think anyone anywhere feels strongly about them one way or the other. A classmate of mine when we were younger lived there for a couple years though cause of some family. I heard it was nice

Damn, look at that fupa

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You're in for a treat

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I mean, I like belgians.
Quite nice people, nice culture and nice food.
The piss they call beer is shit though.
Its just that their country is a mess and should be divide between the netherlands, France and germany.
Except Straßburg, I think we can all agree to wall it off and throw away the keys.

Hey, this is cool, your flag is the same as the one on our highway to france.

We just keep shitposting baby

I lived with a fat fuck like that the smell could pill paint.

desu we french have a kind of close relationship with wallons and they're just so fucking dumb omg
even northen belgium think they're dumb
but omg SO FUCKING DUMB THEYRE JUST DUMB
just dumb you can't do anything
they're funny but omg so fucking dumb
dumbness should the name of the belgium country
i'm pretty sure our ancestors just let them doing their own coutnry because they were so shocked to see some dumb people talking in french and they wouldn't accept the shame of having so dumb frenchie like that
DUMB DUMB DUMB
BELGIANS ARE FUCKING DUMB DUMB DUMB
ITS CRAZY HOW DUMB THEY ARE
EVEN DOOFY COULD BE THE PRESIDENT OF BELGIU SINCE THEY ARE SO DUMB
DUMB DUMB DUMB
DUMB AND DUMBER IS A SOCIOLOGICAL DOCUMENTARY OPF BELGIUM TRUST ME
DUMB DUMB DUMB

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jesus

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Where the fuck even is your country? I would like to know.

I thought Americans loved fat asses. This woman must be an American super model.

North of Venezuela. Just off the coast.

he's in Curacao, phonefag

this is a 10/10 in the USA

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Because those comments deserve negative replies. Not because they're posted by a 'leaf'.

Oh, a Caribbean islan then. Neat. Thank you britbro

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wHy dO GeRmAnS hAtE BeLgIuM sO MuCh
because its literlay a speedbump to france. imagine if it wasnt there. life would be better, we could just hop over our border and be in france without any disgusting wafflesuckers or ugh maginots in the way, infact i think even our relationship with france might improve because we wouldnt be pissed so much when we go there so the amount of warcrimes could seriously decrease

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The brit was more helpful, and dont be envious of our love of food. Its not our fault food is expensive in your county

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>Bigger is ALWAYS better t. Americans.

>The brit was more helpful
it's nobody else's fault that Americans are fucking retarded

Kek, im retarded for asking a question and liking how much more detail he gave in his answer then in yours?

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you're retarded for not knowing where curacao is
>then
absolutely confirmed for retarded

If those faggots had just let Germany pass through, all that bad shit the germans did there wouldnt have happened, Britain wouldn't have had cause to declare war, France would have had to sue for peace, Russia would have got btfo in the east possibly without krautland letting Lenin loose, austrohungary might have been able to stabilize, and we would have a different and better world today. If I were a German I might have a little tinge of resentment for Belgium.

>how could you not know the little island off of Venezuela's coast and its location? Its common knowledge you stupid american!
See aussie will always be better shitposters then you. They actually know how to bant. Of all the five eyes shitposters, canadians are second to last, just beating kiwis.

>then
>Its common knowledge
it literally is. Imagine getting mad at Canada because you're fucking retarded

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Kek

Like a 3/10 desu

He's just saying 'google it before asking' using the mainstream Jow Forums dialect.

incomprehensible NPC reply

I dont like googling. Id rather ask the person that possibly from there instead. Seems easier.

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those poor hips

It's probably a VPN mate.

I said probably. Besides doesnt hurt to ask. I got my answer, no?

fucking 70 IQ

Its alright frend. Im not mad at your mean spirited shitpost.

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I'm certain you're actually too stupid to experience anger

Canadians cant really make me made desu. Northern neighbors and all.

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"SHEEEEIT she kinda thicccc doe!!!!"

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Suddenly I understand why niggers are always with fat chicks.

Nuke wallonia and give Flanders a chance to reunite with the netherlands or make flanders an independent state.

I don't care about Belgium, it's an irrelevant afro-mohammedan colony.

Independent Flanders with a purged Brussels is my fetish.

Wait, that's an actual wall? Where are the Trump fences?

That's the fence.