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The door is only as strong as the jam right around the dead bolt.
The door itself means literally nothing.
They are breaking the dead bolt through your jam.

>ranged weapons inside close quarters
yeah just fuck up your interior

Looks like an abandoned house. Sure you’re not a nigger?

anyone who comes onto to my property with ill intent will not leave alive or recognizable

>letting the police know anything

no user. once he's dead he will be dissolving in plastic tubs in the backyard.

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Ya, they only have one type of doors and windows. fucking retard.

>fighting for your life
>worried about your interior decorating

the absolute state of americans

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The fire department here doesn't even bother with the Haligan or axe with modern homes. They use a circular saw to make a vertical cut sawing the door in half.

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I can never understand how Americans have flimsy little plywood doors and windows when they're like 15 km away from literally 3rd world people better armed than many national armies.

No wonder they all want to be armed all the time. Who wouldn't?

If it comes down to putting a few caps in a retard so be it, 9/10 this boy will cause nerve damage, severe lacerations, and unconsciousness.

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they will never get to the door before I am alerted to their presense. I rarely even bother to lock my door. IF by some miracle they do manage to get onto my front porch I have several calibre options available.

guns are for faggots and virgins who can't fight.

get on my level you cucks

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He can try, but with that tiny leg he's not gonna do much.

bullet holes in the wall may help deter future banana tricks

WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU

I'm not sure if they all have homes like in the movies.

A lot have shitty cheap doors and shitty locks.

>tfw 15K€ door, 10 cm in diameter, multiple steel layers and 5 3cm wide steel bars that lock into steel armaments in the wall

I doubt that even SWAT niggers could open that up quickly

Nigger, do you live in a vault?

They do. Americans are very uncultured. Most of them don't even habe hallways in their houses meaning that every visitor enters via the living room. Disgusting.

Armed robber breaks in shoots you in the gut takes piss on your head laughs.

God protects me

I just like the extra safety

imagine being such a beta people just try to rob you

a 15k door, and you think thats appropriate? theyll just come in through the walls at that point. steal a car, ram it.

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from those house flipping/renovation TV shows it certainly seems that way

that's kinda overkill don't you think? a would be robber undeterred by your average reinforced doors would surely find a way through these extra thick doors?

do you buy this *off the shelf* or are they custom made?

I realize you're probably joking, but in case you aren't, booby traps are seriously illegal. Even if someone breaks in illegally, if they die from the trap you would be facing an almost certain murder one charge. Just buy a gun and learn how to use it.

I do! But i'm a huge faggot and would charge any intruder with a bat'leth.

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The house has 16 cameras, axe proof steel shutters for every window and our walls are not made out of cardboard. Also it is located in a way that a vehicle could not attain the required velocity to walz into the house.

So true

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BUDDY YOU'RE A BOY MAKE A BIG NOISE

>t. Angela Merkel

i keep garlic all over my house so i'm go...

>Another thing that struck me [in the American] was the great influence of the Negro, a psychological influence naturally, not due to the mixing of blood. The emotional way an American expresses himself, especially the way he laughs, can best be studied in the illustrated supplements of the American papers; the inimitable Teddy Roosevelt laugh is found in its primordial form in the American Negro. The peculiar walk with loose joints, or the swinging of the hips so frequently observed in Americans, also comes from the Negro. American music draws its main inspiration from the Negro, and so does the dance. The expression of religious feeling, the revival meetings, the Holy Rollers and other abnormalities are strongly influenced by the Negro. The vivacity of the average American, which shows itself not only at baseball games but quite particularly in his extraordinary love of talking – the ceaseless gabble of American papers is an eloquent example of this – is scarcely to be derived from his Germanic forefathers, but is far more like the chattering of a Negro village. The almost total lack of privacy and the all-devouring mass sociability remind one of primitive life in open huts, where there is complete identity with all members of the tribe.

>The passage continues along the same lines, and Jung ends up wondering if the inhabitants of the new continent could still be considered to be Europeans.

Germanbro if you’re this concerned about security why not also own a gun? You sound like you live in a fucking fortress. Pretty based

I live near white people

This is retarded. You're more likely to kill or injure yourself in a half asleep or drunken daze. Literally dozens of cases of people dying from their own traps.

Hehe

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>everyone on Jow Forums is a poorfag

I don't have a security detail like Merkel unfortunately. My area is still nice. But I only need to drive 10 minutes to see heaps of (sand)niggers. There is no running away from it.

So true it hurts. I have the utmost respect for Americans who are able to realize this and try to break out of it. That country is babylon.

Because niggers don't have cars and most spics just terrorize their communities. Unless you live in the ghetto you have a very low chance of a home invasion.

Sounds autistic to me. There's not a lot of burglary in Germany.

Never said I did not. If I had to choose between guns and big doors I would choose guns. But I don't have to.

>what is homeowners insurance
Fucking moron.

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What realistically can Americans even do to change it?

Why would I shoot a burglar?
In my experience burglaries usually play out like in porn and while I don't generally like banging some bro, I'll take what I can get.

False.
Also it might be mobs auf nogs in the future and not just Moldovan burglars.
They tend to torture people to death sometimes, trying to extract credit card and bank info, those Moldovans.

What guns can you get in Germany? I can walk into a bass pro anywhere and buy almost any type of gun in an hour in the states. I’ve seen 1 gun store in Europe the last month or so I’ve been visiting

saving rn. nbk if you ask me, fps since 1999. but if boom boom crash happened now i would 1 vs however many until im dead. on to the next journey, why do you care? dont own one yet? scared to death to die? lul thats omega anxiety sucks to be you nerd

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I live in a white farming village of 300 people, I have never heard of a robbery of any kind on my 30 years here. No crime whatsoever. Some dude was murdered back in 1930, that's it. No reason for weapons here, and we use bows to hunt

>literally using the Home Alone method of self defense

>skipping leg days and kicking in doors
lol

t. shitty interior

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that's all it takes for this good pupper to break into your heart and love you forever

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Submit to black kings?

I don't know if it is avoidable in the first place. Maybe all European colonies will end like this. Because that is what America is and always will be - a European colony; if it tries to leave that legacy, which it did, it will end up like this.
What matters is Europe. We are the source.

Most of the stuff that Americans can have just with more hoops tp jump through and more malicious regulations.

I get taught tai chi while waiting for my takeaway food from the local Chinese place. This nigga wouldn't stand a fucking chance in hell. Fucking TEST me

Use 3" screws and screw into the frame

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I have a dog

elevated from ground level, 2 doors, accesable weapon in every room (hidden,duh), pic is living room contains crowbar, warning shot pistol, flashlight, angry&fit german and 10g gold as reward in case of defeat.

Blut und Boden. Sieg Heil.

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Storage objects in extremely dangerous positions within your home is not illegal. All you need to do is clean up all the other traps while you wait for the ambulance and police you called immediately after waiting hours to discover the unfortunate intruder.

Niemand!

Traps cant think

Dont use them

They are that way so police can easily break them open

This

Are Rottweilers any good for home defense? Or should I just get a bigger dog that’s loyal it’s owner but will maul anybody who tries to break in.

Also why would anyone spend money on a quality door if a would be intruder could just use a regular hammer and whack his way through your card board plated drywall?

Because I own 5

I have no guns yet because poorfag. But I’m saving up and I’m thinking of buying a semi auto rifle and a pistol. What should I get Jow Forums?

>American cardboard houses

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>every kind of standardization
Metric system, bitches.
Projection much?
Now wonder Sharia law rules your gay countries now.

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A Ruger AR on sale and a Glock 17

Nigger don’t you have a bunch of aks lying around from the Yugoslav wars. I bet if you went into the woods you’d find a gun off the skeleton of a soldier who died years ago.

Low IQ

you just proved that quote right

nigger go buy a maverick 88 200$

My only delay will be deciding what weapon system to employ.

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To flex on your neighbors

Cohesive groups are the strongest weapon

i knew something was off, thank you user, that's what you get for
i miss my dog. but only in that scenario, if a criminal would enter quietly and friendly she'd brought him her toy.
cats work too tho; have this anxious little Maus and if you can read her you know if somethings close to the house, i'm always up before the door bell rings.
but a guarding dog belongs on a farm, not in the neighbourhood, my opinion.
Sowas stimmt mich fröhlich, Kamerad.

Lose another war, Kraut

Don't believe everything you think, leaf

>a gun
>singular
lel

>Don't believe everything you think, leaf
I now believe you're trying as hard as you can to be a living illustration of what Evola was referring to

I do own a gun faggot retard, I also fucked your mom.

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