Trump officially asking Germany for help against Iran

If Trump really wants to fight Iranians then why destroying ISIS? ISIS almost managed to keep Iranians at the bay in Iraq but now Iranians started to advancing to west (Syria).

>t. Cuckdick mutt

no because you use a broom to wipe dirty anglos off the map.

Guns are for real threats, you arent one.

Broomsticks are handy on a warship. Just because you limeys have filthy ships, doesn’t mean we cannot have clean ones.

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>get told to man up and stop being a bitch
>claim LOL TRUMP BEGS
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grab that broomstick boy, and practice your "pew pew" sounds

>beg for it
You little bitch. Wanna guess how many US bases are in your country right now acting as a deterrent from other nations caving in your skulls? Why don't you pay your debts fucking kike

Ok, ok Hans, I surrender. Look I'll even sign an Amristice Agreement.

AHAHAHAHAHAAH

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jokes on trump our ships are broken

>Plus move your occupation troops to Poland!
But bring more unemployed africans

Its definitely not the Jew media distorting the truth. Keep hating fool.

I think that's what he's pointing out but subtly.

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15 bases. Please remove them all.

1.historyonthenet.com/what-was-the-us-involvement-in-ww1
2.rbth.com/defence/2016/03/14/lend-lease-how-american-supplies-aided-the-ussr-in-its-darkest-hour_575559
3. pic related

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Iran fought ISIS in Iraq almost alone (there was the help of some regional allies).

nah we'll let our niggers keep blacking your women

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rich coming from some one who begs a country who has apparently no army for help because you cant keep your toy ships safe.

WoW

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Less than the number of negroes you will have sex with the females in your family. Your bloodlone will be tainted with negroes or non whites given enought time. Worry about your own country mutt. You dont even have aryan holidays to cherish just corporate kike shit. Nothing in your country is worth saving. Its satanic degenerate even pedophiliac as fuck.

nice tug boat

Why would you help mutts in their war against one of the last non-ZOGed country? Cucks like you don't belong in Europe. Move to Muttland if you want to wage wars on the enemies of the jews.

Are you trying to tell me he didn't say that?

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Didnt Merkel wanted Mike Pence to send USA battleships to the Black Sea to put Russian in its place last year?

you have a gross misunderstanding of the situation.
britain wants to brexit.
eu nations don't want to offer support as a bargaining strategy.
brexit is in America's interests.
America doesn't want to offer support until brexit happens.
they're stuck without support until something decisive happens with respect to brexit.

America is perfectly capable of fighting wars all over the world simultaneously without breaking a sweat.

You didn't save shit Pedro.

>being proud of niggers
Those niggers must do 1 tour or 2 in germany but live a lifetime in america. What does that say? Americans are evil degenerates theyre the jewish host. Hitler was german.

and nothing of that brought victory, all you are is to be the water boi.

Pathetic for america not knowing history.
But keep on screeching maybe some idiot will belive it.

oh non ono no nonONONONONONONO

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it has a broomstick on the front. the crew all run out and shout "PEW PEW PEW" during battle drills

nah if was that way you already posted the link but as ameriniggers and juden are despreate to entangel as many nations in there war you got non.

nah we just wait and sit,

See Israel wiped out the saudis, americans loosing all control of the middeal east and subsequently the pacific and list goes on.

Its the most fun times to be alive.

what? sorry I don't speak vassal state

ok surrender frog. you wad better off under Nazi occupation. your women sucked off our niggers as we pushed through France to Germany.

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and thats why you beg for help because your incompetent.

AHAHAHAHAHHA who is the vasal of who?

Thank god Shinzo cut that false flag plan on the spot.

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>Trump officially asking Germany for help against Iran
I've been playing a 4x strategy lately and always wondered why does computer spam me propositions to declare war on his opponent that is 10 times weaker than him. He could end him in like 10 turns, but he still offered me shitloads of money so that I ganged up on them with him, even thought it would result in me taking the money and occupying a shitload of territory, so my ally would have neither the money, nor gains in the end.

Turns out it's a universal NPC thing and they do it IRL too.

lol, a war between america an iran
guess who is the one benefit from this

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>you wad better off under Nazi occupation.
*were
Yeah we were.
>your women sucked off our niggers as we pushed through France to Germany.
Whatever you say nigger-worshipping mongrel.

user, your country has a Rothschild banking system just like ours

Listen, Hans, if I could pass a law to hang every single motherfucking elite "leader" in the UK, their famileis and their friends, I would but as I don't really have authpruty to do that, I shitpost on a Vietnamese basket-weaving forum.

So fuck off with your working weapons n sheeit.

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^read that nigger?

He got a point but truth is even more sad, you want us to waste money and have forces free because you got non to spare.

Iraq 2003 was a shit show and you had to beg England and pooland for help. Iran is by far bigger and stronger.

God this will be such a glorious shit show.

beg for what your broomsticks?
topkek. let me know when the US unconditionally surrenders to krauts with sticks

no our bank is the EZB and is controlled by no one. ITs not even remotely the same. Except for the name of Bank

I stand corrected.
Turns out Pence asked Merkel to send Germans battle ships in but Merkel and Porochenko didnt thought that would be enough to scare Russia.

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Sorry, Trump. We don't have ships, neither planes that work. We need our money to feed migrants.

You did by beging for help.

Your weak, incompetent, ripe for the taking.

they don't have any battleships
they barely have any working coastal patrol rowboats

That image looks degenerate... oh well, a British flag. Why even bother...

i believe you will not be happy with the offer Trump is going to make.

You do not
>Didnt Merkel wanted Mike Pence to send USA battleships
is not the same as
>Pence asked Merkel to send Germans battle ships

Sry but you got something lost in translation or a logic error.

They'll never go for it

Germany is too dependent on Russian energy to ever go against Russian interests

The mutts will probably sink the Europeans ships thinking its an IRGC drone.

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So what the hell are the "Deutsche Marine Ships"???

Then why even ask?

fine don't help. we will bomb the fuck out of them and you will get another 10 million refugees.

The murder brits all the time. Guess why we keep as far away from the mutts as possible.

>is not the same as
I know its not the same thats way I said I stand corrected. Doesnt that means:
>I fucked up let me correct myself?

I never noticed this photo was taken in Seattle before.

because you are insignificant to them and pose no military threat.

maybe the germans can get their 2 operational planes in the air, and when they run out of fuel because the US says "nah" to their tanker requests, they'll crash into france causing WW3

no it implicates you where correct in the first place.

>Nation that invented scat porn
>calling anyone else degenerate.

FFS Fritz, steady on.

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If this website has given me anything, it's given me a burning hatred for Americans.

thankfully our tankers are based the airbus and not like yours on boing 737 max.

But even then the more US forces tight down in middel east the less you got somewhere else.

BULLSHIT I need a Burger or an English teacher with a jap flag on this one.

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This. We just need to sit back and watch the zionist hegemony collapse. Thankfully most Euro nations aren't shabbos goyim like Britain and France.

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>we've got no forces to spare
absolutely ridiculous.
>Iraq 2003 was a shit show and you had to beg England and pooland for help. Iran is by far bigger and stronger.
lol, no. Iraq was difficult to fight because of self-imposed rules. asking england and poland for help was standard procedure. seriously, it costs us nothing to ask, if they say yes then we have more fighting forces available to task, and if they say no, okay well we didn't lose anything in asking.

Trump has changed our rules of engagement to the point where we defeated ISIS easily in a matter of months. Should we enter into conflict, this will be taught as a lesson on the effects of such rules--the failures of the bush and obama administrations contrasted against the success of the Trump administration.

too bad they don't fly

Your nation requested this after the 70 or 80 s porn ban.

We are a industrial nation and just provide what the market request.

Germany doesn't buy gas from you retard

35% of its gas from Russia
34% comes from Norway
29% came from The Netherlands.

>Seattle, city where they give each other blowjobs at the backs of restaurants while people eat and ignore them

Checks out

"I stand corrected" means that you are admitting that you were in error.
Seriously Kraut, look it up before telling someone something you're unsure of.

Then these Frigates recently securing your carrier of the fifth fleet were very fast row boats...

>none of its six submarines were ready for combat
haaahaha wtf germany

Just like you defeated Syria?
And Venezuela?

How are those 2 going burgers?
I hear you're trying for Yemen this year. Remember boss, 3 strikes and you'reeeeeeeeeee out

Why would we help rescue your cuck ships from the bulls?

Thank you Burger.

be a real shame if you ever needed actual defense after we drop NATO

awwww that's cute, did the big boys let you play in their game? that was nice of them

That and they're fucking sick of Americans in their country, meddling in their shit and enforcing globohomo.

>No hairy flanged Mama Merkel to slide inside

Why even live?

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every western army try keep as far away from the eternal Mutt.

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There is no need for them to take off, we are not at war with any one.

Unlike you who is at war withe very one but you shit just crashes because of shity engineering, construction and maintenance.
To bad you have fallen for the boing bribes and now your solders die.
Lets hope the F35 lock jude and martini scheckel plane can save the day ahahahahahha.

>How Iranian general plotted out Syrian assault in Moscow

reuters.com/article/us-mideast-crisis-syria-soleimani-insigh/how-iranian-general-plotted-out-syrian-assault-in-moscow-idUSKCN0S02BV20151006

The real story behind the defeat of ISIS in Syria.

>just like you defeated syria?
>and venezuela?
are we currently at war with syria or venezuela?
no.
you have no idea what you are talking about.
the largest air force in the world is the US Airforce.
the second largest air force in the world is the US Navy.
we have neither a shortage of man-power nor a shortage of means to project power.

oh don't worry. you'll buy them too

pure speculation.
i have a bridge to sell you if you believe that.

after the F105 shitfighter we wont buy any amerinigger shit.

especially not form a nation that murders Innocent children at night with drones and starts illegal wars.

Also there is no guarantee we would even get the planes after the shit show you pulled with turkey. They payed 100´s of millions to for the lame duck and got jewd out.

nah we rather invent and build our own planes.

No more brother wars time to get on the winning team for WW3!
What a time to be alive.

Less than half Germany’s Eurofighter and Tornado fighter jets are ready for combat
FFFFFFFFFFFFFBAAAAHAHA