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Woman marries her dog after giving up on men
Xavier Rivera
Blake Moore
did the dog consent?
did they get a 'I do'? from buster?
i worry for that dog
Jack Richardson
Gross.
Angel Parker
Sometimes, you just know...
Brayden Lopez
>I ONLY DATE BAD BOYS ME!
>5 minutes later
>WHERE ARE ALL THE GOOD MEN GONE?!
Why can't women recognise patterns?
Dylan Morales
>tfw even Rex Thunderknot is hitting it and you still aren't
Cameron Clark
>"I was broken before I got him"
>"I've got a son of 25,
poor doogo doesn't know what he has signed up for
Colton Harris
Ryan Peterson
I get tired of saying "I told you". We said when faggots were trying to get married that it would end up with freaks marrying kids and animals, and we were right.
Ryder Gutierrez
He looks like a good boy
Anthony Jenkins
That is very degenerate, but frankly, this is step between white men and a niggers
Noah Smith
Just wait until she starts fucking a pitbull.Around women never relax
Wyatt King
I mean, yeah whatever people give up all the time. How many men marry the bottle? Giving up isn't news worthy
Wyatt Gonzalez
Link, please?
Cameron Fisher
>rex thunderknot
Xavier Martinez
WHITE
Parker Flores
Fucking canadians.
Sebastian Williams
Nobody wants white men anymore. A woman literally married a dog to get away from them
Owen Gutierrez
>Ride cock carousel
>Wake up one day
>Realize you're a 49yr old roastie
>Every guy wants nothing to do with you
>Marry your dog
>Try to convince everyone you're not a loser
RGTOW
Roasties Going Their Own Way.
Luis Scott
Sex vid when?
Gabriel White
Checked, she's going to cheat on her husband
Dylan Collins
maximum kek
Owen Campbell
Joshua Perry
>marry a white dog or a nigger
push this trend
Jayden Davis
i was just thinking about that video when i read OP
Jason Peterson
She’s going to take his doghouse, half his kibble, and puppies before the ink is dry on their divorce.
Michael Williams
>married a dog that will die in 10years so she can get another fresh dog afterwards and continue running the knot carousel
Benjamin Diaz
49 years old, 'Page 3 model' (wtf is that?), 220 dates, face ruined by plastic surgery.
Page 3 model sounds like prehistoric instagram modeling. 220 dates sounds like she was escorting, not dating.
All in all, sounds like a publicity stunt to advertise fetish work to the right class of foreigner.
Zachary Torres
We used to have topless models on page 3 of our newspapers.
David Lopez
You wish you were that dog.
Jason Cruz
Can you fuck your dog legally if you marry it, assuming the marriage is recognized?
Sebastian Perez
220 dates is a lot of dates. Unless they weren't really dates. That doesn't include all of the 'doesn't count' dates. What's the old calculation for mathematically proving how much dick a woman really rode?
Thomas Adams
Aa the fruits of higher education
Elijah Martin
LOL Women are attention whores and human garbage.
Lincoln Rodriguez
Isn't marriage supposed to be consummated under to be fully recognized anglosphere laws? She's fucking dogs boys.
Gabriel Lopez
I wonder if she's going to get dog paw tattoos
David Barnes
I'm surprised no one has yet to do a "bitch" pun/joke yet. That or it could be extremely obvious to even make.
Oliver Lewis
So some bong kid just had to buy the morning paper to see tits; while burgers had to be content with scrambled porn and the Sears catalog?
You guys were living the life. She's still a whore.
Joseph Jenkins
>Cock carousel
Ayden Gomez
GIRLS
Asher Jones
USA grocery store data shows a shockingly high amount white women over the age of 30 buying peanut butter, dog food, and wine.
What could be the cause, more on this at 11.
Aaron Perry
So did they fuck or what?
Justin Torres
Canadian women really are the most degenerate.
Mason Wright
Last year This Morning broadcast a family including their two children pole dancing. True story look it up.
Ryan Martin
I wonder if the sex is good
Wyatt Campbell
>black coffee+sugar=half and half
>half and half is white milk+cream
Niggers and coalburners really are stupid eh
Andrew Howard
Elizabeth Hoad had appeared earlier in the show to say she didn't need a man,
as she wanted to spend the rest of her life with her golden retriever, Logan.
This Morning viewers were left stunned today as a woman married her DOG live on the show
At the end of the show, the ceremony took place, with former Love Island winner Kem Cetinay
acting as Logan's best man, while Alison Hammond officiated.
Alison then read out doggy-themed vows while struggling not to laugh, saying:
"If any persons here present has a bone of contention,
as to why they may not be joined together,
I will now paws to let them speak, bark, now
or forever hold their peace."
They then exchanged rings, with Logan receiving a bracelet on his paw as Alison continued:
"Do you Elizabeth take Logan to be your very own pedigree chum?"
The bride then delivered her vows before sealing their union with a kiss on the mouth for Logan,
who licked her face in return.
thesun.co.uk
John Barnes
It's alright. At least we have distractions and bitterness.
Michael Peterson
Does this mean that she's into older partners? I wonder what Fido is in dog years... Well, on the bright side, she probably will get to give up many times and try all sorts of dogs.
Ayden Reed
>A whole life making men miserable, witch now targets a single dog as a punching bag for her frustrations as her powers run weaker