Europeans are so poor that their microwave oven doesn't have a pizza button

It's in the top right corner, everyone microwaves pizza, who has time to wait for that shit? I'm making some mac and cheese in the microwave right now. Burger here AMA culinary.

>re-warming leftover delivery pizza
Jesus fucking christ, you americans really are fucking mangy dogs.

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AaahhhhhahababababBBbNhahahahahahahhaha

Bruh use the oven

I hate to agree with a leaf but... Yikes...

>mfw i do too
>even though the packaging clearly says not to

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>microwaving pizza

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it's 3 minutes - the internationally accepted time to microwave frozen pizza. If it's leftover I'll put it in the oven at 150 degrees till it's hot again

>I'm a fat fuck if I eat the whole pizza
>I'm a fat fuck if I don't eat the whole pizza

There is no winning with you faggots

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my microwave takes six minutes for a deep pan meat feast from aldi

Pizzas belong in ovens you filthy inbred goblin

>Press the healthy cooking button on microwave
>It's okay now

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>a kettle
>a saucepan
>not having an electric water boiler

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>Healthy cooking
so if I use that button my food is better for me?

pizzas aint jews m8

So you just eat it cold? That's fine if it's for breakfast but if for lunch and dinner you should reheat.
Can you even afford pizza in your land?

So does your family.

And I thought our food culture was bad. American food culture is really the bottom of the low, along with brits.

That's a kettle.

Burgers aren't allowed these

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>most of the buttons are for carbs
if the buttons weren't in english, I'd swear that microwave was american

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We don't need them. I don't know anyone with a kettle. No one in the US drinks hot tea and we boil our water in the microwave.

>literally has Fahrenheit on it

>and we boil our water in the microwave.
What the actual fuck.

I'm joking about that part. Everyone I've met uses a pot on the stove.

Honestly it wouldn't have surprised me if americans did try to boil their water in the microwave.

>we boil our water in the microwave
You're joking right?

>boiling water in a microwave
>>inb4 requires perfect conditions
>distilled water
>clean dishware
despite my flag, I'm not a nigger

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based italian with beans smeared on the white part

Boiling water in the microwave is obviously better for you

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>Everyone I've met uses a pot on the stove.
Why not just use a kettle? For a nation that loves convenience that doesn’t sound convenient at all.

the picture is mirrored, but the markings on the buttons aren't.

>leftovers
you don't get down here much, do you?

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>pizza button

worst crap about us and a is the pic related, why don't they have proper coffee?

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I just grabbed a pic from amazon, most only have an on off switch and a thermal cut out.

How is a kettle more convenient?

>seeking approval from a leaf
>seeking approval
>t. (you)
reminder that we already won, especially at the grocery store.

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>Americans are so fat they cook pizza in a microwave, not in an oven, a grill or a pizza oven.

OH NO NO NO
BWAHAAAAAAHAHAHA!

aldi is based

If you want to say pour the water that you’ve just boiled into a cup, a pot just seems like a mess and some hot water scalds waiting to happen.

I boil water in the microwave if I only need a small amount. Its quicker than my electric range.

I have a tea kettle on my stove right now nigel

they limit us to 120 volts because niggers
>inb4 115/110
>getting cucked this hard by the power jew

Why would you grill pizza? That sounds more retarded than microwaving it

u wot m8?
indeed mr. tripsman

>post the in-pizzeria prices

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What's wrong with using a microwave? Gets the same shit done as using the stove top. Not even a big time difference.

>american
>culture
our only culture is bacterial

The reasons Americans don't use kettles is because our residential outlets are a lower voltage, which means they're not nearly as fast as they would be for a consumer in the UK.

british
White
Oh no no no

>what is radiation

>boiling water
>not buying preboiled water
poorfag detected

are you all right m8?

>This nigger can't afford an electric kettle

Disgusting, it says a lot about your country that a company that produces that kind of shit and doesn't go out of business.

I do

LOL fucking europoors can't even use radio waves to heat their food. Pathetic

Holy fuck they can't microwave pizza?????

Ohhhh no no no no nonononono

The grocery stores in Britain are literally the filthiest places in the country but the absolute Muslim-tier ones with garbage all over the floor are Aldi and Lidl. At least have some pride and learn how to shop properly at a Waitrose.

At what point in American history did you guys just collectively decide to say fuck that and start to boil your water in the microwave? Surely at some point in the near past most people in the US used kettles.

So much irony in your post since you're the one who clearly doesn't know what radiation is.
To make it short for you, the microwaves go away instantly when the power is off. They don't linger. This isn't dirty radiation lingering in dust after a fission reaction, these are microwaves.

one picture that separates the anglo from the animals

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but do you have this?

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>shooped
and this surprises you?

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Also, I've never seen anyone boil water in the microwave, except maybe an office secretary where there's only a microwave available. We use the stove.

Tea is generally drank iced, and hot tea is typically seen as a "girly" drink in America.

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I don't even have a microwave. No idea what you would even use it for.
A regular oven is all I need.

>americans so fat that their microwave does have a pizza button

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What fucking difference does it make? I can use a pot on the stove top, or a big glass bowl in the microwave, and it gets the same shit done.
Kettles might be good for little things, but keep in mind our standard wall outlets are 120v, won't boil as fast as those crazy fast 220v kettles I saw over in the UK.

the aldi near me is fine, only problems are the swedish and polish blokes who work there and their accents, can understand about half of what they're saying to me.
i'm a dipshit, many things surprise me.

I have a kettle and live in the Midwest.

Why do eurofags not understand that in America you can buy literally anything?

AC also confuses and angers them.

it's not. kettles are for people who are too fucking poor to boil their water on tap

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I don't understand why people use an electric as opposed to a stovetop kettle.

So many frozen pizzas are made for people allergic to mozzerella

>Y*nks can fit a p*zza in the microwave

Yes, it makes unhealthy food become healthy.

Dont complain when you become sterile.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Are they even human?

I duct tape my cellphone to my steak and leave it overnight. Best steak you'll ever have.

This. Master race plugs, all others are sub tier

>shopping in the ghetto

doesnt everyone do that? do europeans burn wood to boil their water or something?

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lmao not when the middle east and africas done with them.

>t. microwavelet

>What fucking difference does it make?
It makes no difference whatsoever. It’s just that I’ve never seen anyone boil water in a microwave before. I’m sure it would do the trick, but it’s just not the done thing.

>not using a toaster oven

Non Russian microwaves don't need an exclusion zone.