Body hair

Looks like an arab

Get a razor for your head. Put the 1 on. Shave body. Easy.

OP is a coping basedboy. He probably has less testosterone in his entire body than a filipino woman has in her little toe

This. Body hair is there for a reason. Although why are sandniggers, pakis and pajeets so hairy?

t. Agent Whatshisname on disorientation, deorganization, divide and conquer ops

Kek... this fucking thread

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>you don't have leg and butt hair
Sorry to break it to you but you might be part Jewish. Only kikes grow ass hair.

>men
>shaving

Enjoy losing nearly 65% of your orgone reserves. The only 'people' who should shave are women. This keeps them from refining their second chakra.

you probably shave with a gillette razor too fag

descended from beasts

>orgone reserves
what?

The islamic prophet Muhamed told his followers to shave their pubic hair and armpits

Sounds like a med post

Dude you are low T if you don't have back hair or chest hair.

>Britbong

Found the issue.

>call yourself a man
>shave anything except your face
>not have chest and/or back hair

Choose ONLY 1

i have very hairy legs and arse, with long hairs, belly is normal and chest is meh, but my armpits are also covered in long hairs

Pajeets are hairless abos, it's countries around the med sea that are hairy

>no back hair
>no chest hair
>hairy legs and butt hair
>no hooves

woops, forgot pic lol

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>you're not white if you have any level of testosterone

sounds right

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>being white
>being a hairless faggot
>identifying with any of this garbage

this is the most retarded thread i've read today

forgot to say i have quite a few long hairs on my lower back right above the arse

A real viking don't shave body hair!

He will impregnate your women and you won't so just stfu. Nothing you say matters or is of any value because you are a female with a dysfunctional penis hanging off of it.

Im a muslim my butt is a forest

if ur a male with blonde pubes NIGGA YOU GAY

They should you hairy snowape

please stop

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I shave my legs sometimes cause they get really hairy so i usually shave like 3 times a year to keep it short, i dont think it really matters or impacts image of masculinity, as long as you're confident about yourself and if you're attractive it doesn't matter, only part of my body i dont shave is chest and armpits amd poophole, i just dont want gorilla legs, if anything i've been told by women its hot, girls like men who look after their body and are hygenic.

This is the dumbest thread ive seen in a really long time.

Terrible bait/cope, that being said
>you don't have leg and butt hair
>you don't shave your body hair
rather be nonwhite than a faggot lmao.

>no hair
ah yes. the metrosexual chink method

This chump hasn't ascended past the fourth basal plane. Everyone laugh at him.

what if you like like chewbaca?

Yep. That's exactly why women love Islam so much. Big cut shaved cocks.

Op is literally a faggot

This. I could start a fire with my shiny scalp

I'm eastern european and I have a massive amount of chest hair and a little back hair

still shave my shoulders desu

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Hair = Male.
No hair = Female.
Simple.

No body hair = negroid/asiatic
Too much body hair = semitic
Semitic admixture

>shoulder hair

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I'm 31, not a single chest hair

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>small bulge
im so sorry

Never gonna make it, i bet you havent even sculpted your glupka.

Are you mad because he said something bad about your boy crush?

Scottish people are literally covered in hair.

pro tip - every three days spend a few minutes in the shower to shave your package ass cheeks and under arms, very easy to maintain.

>not trimming your armpits
disgusting

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I shave my armpits maybe once a year, but that’s because my armpits drip sweat like it’s running water and the hair blocks my anti perspirant from doing anything
I sat in a 70 degree air conditioned room yesterday and soaked my t-shirt with how bad I was sweating
Please kill me

and your penis is tiny

Negroid or amerindian admix
Olive skin tone also

You need to lift my boy, you have no definition whatsoever. That is the body of a lazy man.

Knew I should've stuffed a sock in there

get some silicon injections

Yes, I'm scottish.
Only place I don't have hair is my back, got it everywhere else.

Flaccid penis often is

>shaving armpits

Im a neet that lays in bed all day tho

I don’t understand

shaving too often wears out your skin
I shave for special occasions

>unironically being a twink faggot that never hit puberty

>you're not white if you're not an homo
wtf is even your argument retard fuck off

It shows. Get some weights, do some push ups. You'll balance your hormones and it will give you more drive.

Other way around homo.

How come you're not fat instead of having a twink body

>very easy to maintain my homosexuality

Some of us are like gorillas.
My wife likes to play with it.

No thanks, I'm not a fag.

I shave my pubes every other day.
A hairless penis feels pretty good.

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Go for a jog fatty.

Yeah, but I will always look young and vibrant

I wish I was fat, maybe my sweat might make sense
If anything I’m a skinny stick

Trimming isn't the same as shaving you fucking retard.
Who the fuck wants some nasty sweaty pluck of hair hanging under their arms. You're disgusting.
Don't use cheap razors, they are the ones that wear your skin out.

wrong one, you can get silicon injections so you dont sweat as much anymore.

Because I'm already an autistic neet fag, why make my situation worse by being a fatass? I keep my weight low

I have no doubt that you love the feeling of a smooth shaft.

Thanks for the (you)
You gave it to the wrong person tho

I’m sure that costs a lot

I have blue eyes/pink nips, and an upper body almost entirely covered by body hair. I am as Frankish as they come. Not my fault you got low T, bong faggot.

bro you just have dirty habits admit it

I found OP

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The only thing a man should shave is his face you fags.

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Berber

>you're not white if you don't follow a faggot hygiene routine

yeah ok you nonce

A tube of scilico e is only a couple bucks at homedepot, needles can be had for free, just go to a homeless shelter and scratch a lot.

I'm sure the sheep appreciate that you shave yourself too.

>im dirty because i dont shave my body hair like a twink faggot

I’m not a faggot from Jow Forums but he probably looks more Anglo than you do.

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