*crate busts open*
>Ya thought ya were traffickin' a little English girl from Dudley to yer fookin' paedo ranch.
>But ya weren't traffickin' her! Ya were traffickin' ME! Big Bazza!
>We've got the fookin' emails Epstein.
>YA WANT TAH SEED ME YA CUNT?
>Yer the worst elite paedophile we've stung so far, stuff you did put Gazza in a mental ward! Ya fook'd him! He was in fookin tears.
>Ah've already called da FBI ya fookin' nonce!
>Yer' goin' 'way fer a long time!
*crate busts open*
Jayden Williams
Mason Richardson
I love me some brit humour
Jace Taylor
Ngubus jus’ as English as you or me tho inni?
Liam Jenkins
What is the French version of Big Bazza
Jacob Flores
Nathaniel Wood
Grand Benedict
John Hughes
Juan Gutierrez
Whadduya mean ye support Middul FC?
Asher Flores
kekked
>Look, no one ever said Big Bazza was a nice guy. I beat the crap out of people, more than I have to. Some are even still in the hospital. I've had idiot pub mates who like to talk big, so I taught them a lesson, and they never came back to drink. If I go to a restaurant and the food's bad, I make it a policy to stiff 'em with the bill. But, even a bastard like me... can spot true evil when he sees it! True evil are those who use the weak for their own gain, and crush them underfoot when they're through! Especially an innocent child! And that is exactly what you've done, isn't it!? And your Stand gets to hide from the victim, the law, and the consequences! That's why... I will judge you myself!
Aiden Richardson
I read this in his voice.
Jacob Price
>americans think English people have Scottish accents.
Landon Foster
Everybody’s a man until they run into big Bazza
James Long
Ethan Gonzalez
Eli Sullivan
I imagine all Brits having a Scottish accent, that's the only way I can tolerate them.
Isaiah Carter
they never stood a chance...
Josiah Williams
80 durries a day.
golden
Benjamin Jackson
>ya thought ya were listnin to a Scottish accent ya fookin yank cunt
>but ya weren't, ya were listnin to ME! Big Dave of da norf
Mason Morales
kek every time.
Ian Anderson
Big Dave frum fookin sunduhland?
Aaron Fisher
I was imagining it more as a Yorkshire accent
Dylan Wilson
>YA WANT TAH SEED ME YA CUNT?
Lmao
Jordan Garcia
'ate souf
'ate nonces
'ate mooslims
>lov footboll
>lov me woif
>lov ngubu
simpui as
Ayden Hall
love me a good nonce hunting video
youtube.com
Jace Taylor
You're all right, Brit.
Hunter Bailey
We need to send these absolute units to CIA HQ
Michael Morgan
ate hidlah
ate stolen
luv me sum churchel
Christopher Bailey
Austin Roberts
set up a kebab shop in there and they'll find their own way there eventually
Blake Thomas
>Ya weren't rapin' a kid. Ya were rapin' me! Big Gazza!
>fookin size o yer tallywhacka is bloodeh shameful
>ive got yer dna!
Luis Scott
Thank you for reminding me why you are our greatest allies. Top kek
Anthony Lee
>smashes table and belly bumps the MC
Gabriel Ross
they dun call it british pizza fer nuthin bruv
Levi Rogers
>Ya thought ya wer' goin' up to pearleh gates 'nd heaven for all eternity!
>But ya ain't goin' up there wiv Jesus
>Yer stuck down here wiv me! BeelzeBazza!!
>Stuff you did had the pit fiends in fookin' tears, had to send Gazstopheles home ya fookin' ruined him!
>you filtheh fookin infernonce yer never leavin' here!
>Go on Dazzafiend, start paper cuttin' his fookin' balls
Hunter Sanchez
KEK!
Ian Scott
It says in these datalog yer were tryin' tah meet a 23 year old Beebleglorb on t'minin' outpost of Greggs-seven ya sick fuck. Well ya ain't speakin to her, ya wer speaking to me!
she hasn't even formed a fookin carapace yet ya disgustin' bastad
Go on BIGEDDIE-01, hold the cunt down.
unda galactic nonce huntah code chapter twenty seven, line six i'm puttin you unda arrest till the guardbots put ya in the recycling tanks ya space nonce.
Caleb White
Christopher Carter
Is this Norf smashing a pedo's car? Pretty based desu.
Owen Smith
GO ON NGUBU STAB HIM UP
LUV T'CIRCUS ME
Nolan Gomez
Jonathan Cox
La Creatura De Anglida
Aiden Butler
Jayden Rodriguez
Fucking hell lmaooooo
Luke Hill
I laughed, thanks
Caleb Barnes
Made me laugh
Adam Flores
yes, thanks for the laughs
Gabriel Sanders
Jeremiah Evans
Elijah Jones
glad you had a chuckle mates
Brody Richardson
PUT SOME REAL TRACKS, YE FUCK
youtube.com
Jace Flores
I read all that in a geordie accent.
Mason Bailey
who said pokemon wasnt taken seriously
Josiah Thompson
Joshua Butler
Michael Evans
>BeelzeBazza
Jason King
I can't believe pol is taking notice of the people I've seen all my life
When you think of England, don't think of London, because these fat bastards are a core pillar of this rank island, not some Londonite twat
Jonathan Barnes
BASED AND FUNNYPILLED
Lincoln Lee
GET IN THA FUKKEN ROBOT SHIJI
David Kelly
iq 0 id
Lucas Hernandez
>calling the FBI
>in England
?
Dylan Edwards
how many newtons of force was generated by those bellies
Jacob Hernandez
Kek
Jose Edwards
kek
Noah Morales
Nonces on eternal suicide watch
Nicholas Sullivan
ta fooks a newpton? das 1 norfton a force m8 whatya simple?
Sebastian Phillips
>When your team loses so you take out your anger on your own car.
Brandon Moore
Is that article on the norf actually accurate?
knowyourmeme.com
Kayden Bennett
Dave: (speaking partly in Pissed)
(I amar prestar aen.)
The norf is changed.
(Han matho ne nen.)
I feel it in the pint.
(Han mathon ned cae.)
I feel it in the sosij.
(A han noston ned gwilith.)
I smell it in the pub.
Much that once was is lost, for none who are now out on bail remember it.
Kayden Jackson
based
David Foster
It began with the forging of the Great pastries. Three steak slice were given to the Souf, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Scouse, great footballers and craftsmen of the Mersey halls. And nine, nine bean melts were gifted to the race of Manc, who above all else desire Greggs. For within these rings was bound the strength and the will to destroy each other on the weeken footeh'. But they were all of them deceived, for another meal was made. Deep in the land of Lancashire, in the Fires of the peak district, the Dark Lord N'gubu forged a master sossij roll, and into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.
One roll to rule them all
Matthew Brooks
West Ham!!!!!!
Wyatt Walker
that gollum, he's a wrong'un mistah frodo listen 'ere
Xavier Rogers
kek
Noah Gomez
What club did Milton support?
Camden Bailey
>kek
Aaron Martin
Just look at that frail French noncemobile buckle under the raw destructive power of the English Bvll
Cameron Wilson
Jason Parker
Kayden Torres
How did Football Hooligans get into Noncehunting? Need to learn the origins of this phenomenon
Carson Young
>the race of Manc, who above all else desire Greggs
Fuck. That nearly just killed me
Adam Scott
What did you think of Football Factory?
Asher Peterson
i read all these in Onslow's voice from Keeping Up Appearances
it's for this reason i never liked King of the Hill. I just see all the characters and go "yeah i know that guy. whats funny about it? it isn't funny in real life."
Grayson Allen
it's souf bastids
Isaac Thompson
Love Greggs
Love me pints
Hate nonces
Love this thread
simple as.
Levi Martinez
Bentley Phillips
Owen Sullivan
Camden Mitchell
>ID
>Dad
Best
Austin Turner
Jason Wilson
Don't listen to him, he's a glowpastry.
Fear the HAGGIS!!!!
Aaron Brown
Jason Perez
missed a couple rings but that's good
Brandon James
haha send Mohammed my regards
Isaac Thompson
Jack Rivera
Can you imagine? The look on Epstein’s face as bazza pops out and break his jaw for being a fucking nonce
Samuel Flores
Jace Rivera
one of the originals
Brayden Phillips
dear god
Xavier Russell
Nicholas Collins
Now I wish we could have a serial about fat heavily-accented British football hooligans stumbling through adventures around the world.