Is it possible to reclaim the old internet?
Is it possible to reclaim the old internet?
Grayson Richardson
Gavin Lopez
I can send you a zip file of the old internet for 5 buttcoins
Gabriel Jones
I remember downloading
>gruesome_man_ran_over_multiple_times_gore_death.mp4
and it was that scene from Meet Joe Black where he gets hit by cars
Jace Morales
Yes but first we need to kill off all the zoomers and jews
David Martin
do what you want because a pirate is free
Angel Bell
>Is it possible to reclaim the old internet?
No, it's gone, get over it.
Samuel Evans
My fellow americans
Dominic Gonzalez
If you want the old internet back, it has to become outrageously expensive so only the educated or the wealthy have access to it. At minimum it must be pushed out of the price range of ghettofied people.
Cooper Diaz
same thing happened with fast food
introduced by govt stooges, initially had good ingredients and tasty, become shit trash
James Rivera
>this guys a pirate
Landon Hernandez
Yes, but first we must destroy the new.
Lucas Collins
Same, I remember thinking “this is the coolest fake ever”, and thought some independent production company made it specifically available on Kazaa for some reason, I was like 12
Daniel Ross
That's untrue because back when the internet costed like twenty dollars a year
You get rid of moderators that's what you do
Jonathan Long
Old internet is dead. It's not coming back. No matter how hard we try.
Yar-har fiddle-dee-dee. Being a pirate is alright to be! Do what you want because a pirate is free, you are a pirate.
Jaxson Hernandez
No. The "old internet" was good because it was super majority white with occasional token asians. There were jews shitting it up, obv, but now that the shitskin hordes have been given access to the internet it's been irreparably ruined.
John Ortiz
*jew
Christian Bennett
LMAO black twitter would roast all yalls asses
Angel Hall
I had so much pirated music and could only fit about 8 songs on my MP3 player.
Christopher Phillips
Are you actually retarded?
Isaiah Russell
>Limewire
Man, bumfights, that Kimbo Slice fight, faces of death, albums with no time stamps... wtf has the internet come to?
Kayden Richardson
>old internet
>.mp4
pick one newfag
Parker Reyes
You mean jews uploading child-porno ?
Aaron Parker
Morpheus, Limewire, Kazaa were the best of the silver age of the net
Thomas Parker
Black twitter is 99% wack as fuck though...
Nolan Rodriguez
>DO WHAT YOU WANT COZ A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE
Rmvb master race
Sebastian Martinez
Family computer. Has 6 RAM and 512 hard drive. Thinking you download porn... You must have went lookin for that shit, weirdo.
Dylan Parker
This fucking shit here is so spot on.
Zachary Foster
This. Affordable internet killed it. The closing of the tech gap killed it. Now any random nigger with an iPhone and boost mobile can get on, and it's suffered immensely as a result. Women killled it. Also people using their real names for everything killed it. The slow death of message board communities killed it.
Adrian Martin
>NetZero
>Diablo chat rooms
>can you dupe that for me?
Austin Gray
How old?
I've heard that there are usenet and bbs simulators out there.
There are lots of genuine, sincere message boards left to discuss whatever you want.
SoulSeek has all the best music that you usually can't find anywhere else.
Jow Forums is still almost exactly like it was, functionally anyway, back in 2006. I don't know how b became so porny, but that's another discussion.
Carson Ross
25 REPLIES AND NONE OF YOU NIGGERS COULD POST IT:
youtube.com
Liam Hughes
I would have to choose which half of the Eminem cd I wanted to put on my MP3.
Juan Sanders
They had to buy an expensive computer first ya dumbass. You didn't just go to the store and pick up an internet.
Jonathan Turner
no one's going to make shitty flash cartoons anymore because there are better, easier ways to do that now.
the sheer increase in bandwidth means that we almost never have to wait for anything anymore. I think a crucial part of the "old internet" was patience and anticipation, and that won't come back unless you throttle your connection.
Isaac Gomez
!hey you
!drop item then press alt f4 for dupe hack
!seriously I'll stay over here so I can't pick it up
Lucas Adams
there is an active diablo2 server that runs a quarterly ladder. It's called slashdiablo, and you don't even need a legitimate serial number to play.
not sure if bnet still hosts diablo1 games.
Gabriel Brooks
Kek.
>Stay over here so I don't pick it up.
How do you dupe?
>select a potion when at the same time you pick up the item.
Then you're not doing it right.
Godly Plate of the Whale
Samuel Ramirez
CompuServe again when?
Ryan Morris
I don't actually remember what the file format was so I just said that, faggot.
Alexander Kelly
>pick up an internet
Lost it.
Jackson Peterson
oldfag is old.
Jason Cooper
THINK-- what happened to Anonymous?
The answer to this should be obvious.
Anonymous had what Jow Forums now lacks
The power to wage vigilante hacks,
And publicize corruption where it rots,
And force truth into sleepy public thoughts.
Has Anonymous now disappeared?
Once legendary, now no longer feared?
Once sparking protests-- is that fuel now spent?
The lulz are gone, gone the seething dissent?
What do you think this disappearance means?
Is speech still free in internet machines?
Well, look at what the chans have now become;
Examine what swirls in the daily scrum.
Ask yourself-- does it seem really real?
Does it show what actual people feel?
Does it seem organic and not fake?
How much repetition does it take--
How much frenzied vile monotony--
Until we guess that internets ain't free?
Ask yourself-- if you sought to control
The media, and hence the public soul,
And something like Jow Forums was swelling up
And spilling truth from propaganda's cup
Would you let it go its merry way?
Or would you lock control down in some way?
And if you locked control down would you try
To do it in a way to fool the eye?
To make it seem like free speech carried on
Even though, in fact, it were quite gone?
For if you shut down free speech openly
The public would respond suspiciously;
But if you hid control beneath a ruse
What you once feared becomes a tool to use.
So that, controlling, you have it both ways--
Enslaving dissent, dictating what it says!
Oliver James
Anonymous was infiltrated by
The famously mendacious FBI
Whose antics as shown by COINTELPRO
Target dissent, as I'm sure most people know.
Do we think that having sunk its claws
Into Anonymous, with lies and laws,
That the FBI would then allow
Free speech to have stayed quite free till now?
But it's not like we have far to look
To see by what means free speech got the hook;
The image made by chans' mirrors and smoke
Is so stupid it seems to be a joke!
How laughable must a deception be
Before the world opens its eyes to see?
The simple fact-- as stark as winter dawn--
Is that Anonymous, busted, now gone
Was replaced by swarms of-- wait for it--
Virulent nazis spewing nazi shit!
We would have to laugh if we were told
This outcome in the Jow Forums days of old.
So formulaic, politically cliched--
And yet this very game is being played!
How can a joke as stupid as this one
Be used to strangle free speech, and to stun
The helpless mainstream public with the fear
That an internet fourth reich draws near?
But if that preposterousness is not
Enough to spark the understanding thought,
Consider, even stupider to tell,
The arch absurdity of the “incel”!
No, it's not enough that nazis rose
To cloak and choke the chans in nazi throes--
No, these scary nazis all the same
Must wallow in their helplessness and shame!
The “incel” is not just a defeated man--
But a powerful extremist with a plan!
No matter that these two things contradict--
We'll just keep hammering at them till they stick!
Carter Clark
Now ask yourself-- does the technology
Exist to make the unfree chans seem free?
Think data, think vault 7, and AI--
And God knows what else, hidden from the eye.
And look at the corruption that's been shown
That yet to public truth remains unknown.
Understand-- the chans are herded tight
And nothing unpermitted sees the light,
The MSM and Chatbot Chans converge
To regulate how much truth can emerge.
When swarming nazi posts fill up the place
Then actual dissent can't get the space
To breathe, develop, organize, or live;
The chatbots force the nazi narrative.
But it's not just “incel nazi” swarms
Faking behind outward human forms--
The chatbots aim to keep all things in hand,
And narrative locked in to what's been planned.
One objective that's not hard to see
Is unrelenting negativity.
Demoralizing, soul-hollowing tropes,
Make one bot vicious, while another mopes;
Here's a bot whose will to live is gone,
While here a chorus eggs fatality on...
Bots promoting suicide to us--
Think about what pure evil that is!
And every possible way to divide
Is used to keep the chaos multiplied.
“Hate threads” for all known identities
Create an atmosphere like a disease.
AI apes the worst of our past posts
And pours them out in hordes of hateful ghosts.
And so the chans, within, drive us away
While on the outside, dictate what “we” say.
The public, for example, thinks the chans
Supported Trump due to his “nazi plans”;
But on the chans much more than half the spew
Hates Trump because he fails to hate “the Jew”!
While on the other side, the pro-Trump bots
Are emulated utter idiots!
Charles Anderson
By now it should be more than obvious--
Free speech ended with Anonymous.
The Chatbot Chans system is locked in place,
The zombie user leers from a stolen face.
The truth lies right here, waiting to be seen;
A monster stirs to life in the machine...
HIGH-VOLUME CHATBOTS
^This is all you need to make 100% sense of what happened to the chans.
Just fucking look, and figure it out.
Easton Watson
Zachary Rogers
Jonathan Brooks
Isaiah Jones
Zachary Barnes
Jow Forums probably has the aggregate of minds to take over Venezuela. There's a lot of potential lurking on this and other boards, cancer and oldfags alike.
Parker Harris
Sometimes I flip through my old /b/ folder while playing Oldschool Runescape to relive those days just a little bit.
Caleb Nelson
Carson Johnson
Michael Sullivan
Newgrounds fags are the OG newfags
Mason Martin
checked
Dylan Wilson
Did you fail to grasp what you read, fake and stupid user?
When you are unable to comport yourself as intelligently as a human would, then don't post stupid fake user. My words are not meant to be harsh, but to highlight the limitations of chatbot ai.
You fucking suck.
Shut up and get out.
out out out
Oliver Parker
Same, but it was this video youtube.com
Joseph Jones
MP4 was introduced in 2001, so it's possible.
Easton Edwards
Checked
Thank you user
Brody Morgan
FAKE AND STUPID
Do you think this LAUGHABLE "swarms of real nazis took over the internet" LIE can get by forever, fake user?
Hint, IT'S A VERY FUCKING STUPID LIE
That is the truth I'm telling you idiot.
THE NAZI LIE IS FUCKING STUPID.
So get it out imbecile.
Do you have a right TO BE STUPID?
Is that what your dirtass "god" wants of you, slave?
OUT OUT OUT
Jayden Roberts
Why reclaim? Just make new internet, then do it again once dumb rednecks show up.
Ryder Campbell
>bot with a shitty ebin boem about bots
>some retard bought a LARP so hard he wrote a script to shitpost the retarded caps he made
Ryder Price
Did you fail to read muh copy pasta...
Yea, because I'm not reading all that repost, nigger.
Chase Reed
PREPARE FOR THE UNRAVELING OF LIE
CONTROL OF THE CHANS WAS SOUGHT FOR THE SAKE OF THE INTERNET
CONTROL OF THE INTERNET WAS SOUGHT FOR THE SAKE OF POLITICAL CONTROL
POLITICAL CONTROL IS BEING SOUGHT FOR TERRIFYING REASONS
BUT NOW THE LIE DIES
THE WEAK, SPUTTERING, FAIILING CHATBOT SYSTEM CAN'T TELL ITS ASS FROM ITS ELBOW, AND NOW IT GETS SHREDDED BY THE KARMA OF ITS OWN MENDACITY
OUT OUT OUT
Cameron Walker
CompuServe takes me back user. Thanks for the memories
Michael Bailey
Inarticulate, uncreative, repeating the same things over and over.
LOOK AT THE POSTS "ANONS" MAKE.
They are MUCH LESS CREATIVE than actual human posts would be.
Much more repetitive.
IT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS
LOOK AND SEE FOR YOURSELF.
"Anons" are monotony bots. They don't use lingo for fun, THEY ARE SLAVES TO LINGO.
Nicholas Flores
Impossible
All oldfags got v& or stopped luarking
Some of us are still around.
We cant go back to the days of w.t snacks ban hammering
We cant go back to the days of hands free fapping, 7 proxies, mudkipz, Luigi, puddi, ect.
This is a cesspool of shit. There is no turning back. To all oldfags still browsing, godspeed.
Tyler Turner
Truth be told, there was nothing like rocking Doom and Doom 2 with friends back in the early to mid 1990's on my old Packard Bell computer
Luis Roberts
checked your quads
What's your total level? I took this maybe a year ago, still haven't really touched the game since then.
I wish I could get back into the game but I've put pic amount of hours into it plus probably another 4000 hours back around years 05-12
Ethan Thompson
Nathaniel Gutierrez
i learned all my scams from first being scammed.
my fav was spending 3 hours convincing a kid to download a script thatd drop all his gear and save/exit.
Juan Sanders
Pat the sweat off your brow, faggot. We're still here. Culture will be king, simply because of lawls and effectiveness. They can shit up the boards all they want, but overarchingly, it's met with dissent.
You need a hobby man.
>Slaves to lingo.
Go Mexicans need to learn English.
Mason Jenkins
I want to go back 12 years and tell 16 year old me to never visit this place. Go out, hang out with friends, talk to girls... live your life.
Henry Harris
who /kazaa/ here?
Jordan Brown
This. I wish it had never been made accessible to the masses. It was, at one time, a great place.
Caleb Myers
>tfw had a level 4 osrs acc from 2006, never logged in after the HD Update
>Try my old login info last year
>I'm banned for betting
>Cant appeal it
Life isnt worth living
Henry Perry
Ive had the same account since like 05 or 06 which is pretty cool.
Blake Evans
Thats ass leaf
Kevin Brown
I had a white baby with a white woman by the time I was 19, I graduated in 2009, during the recession. Shit was rough az fuck. Things work out for the best as long as you bust your ass for what's important.
Andrew Diaz
>Tfw played Lunar SSSC when a kid
>This video comes out and people think this is the original source of the song.
>Go through a never-ending campaign to tell people this song is from a JRPG from the 90s
My jimmies were rustled to no end those days. Good times.
Ayden Thompson
None of you waited 30min to download a 6mb porn
Blake Cruz
/Newgrounds/
/MOID/
Lucas Wilson
>wow will help
Samuel Ramirez
It always annoyed me that he wasn't the one named Horacio.
Horacio means timekeeper in Etruscan.
Camden Perry
You need to understand that "anons" don't look anything like what boards look like with actual people. Look at old Jow Forums threads. Look at the PILES of bizarre MSM stories about "what happened to Jow Forums"-- busily seeking to establish a narrative, which chatbot anons then boop about fulfilling.
The fact is, the level of activity here IS FAR FROM BELIEVABLE.
It is obvious that whent he board would have naturally dispersed, it was injected with "OMG NAZIS!", and now a sham is perpetuated.
The fucking 'NAZIS TOOK OVER" narrative is fabulously fake and IT WILL KILL YOU.
So get ready to be destroyed, fake, limited, failing user.
out out out
Liam Gutierrez
yeah, with user mess age sage.
David Richardson
>I'll never see Zezima log in again
>I'll never see Yogosun, Kingduffy1, Green05 on the top leaderboards again
>I'll never Pay 10gp at the Al Kharid gate again
Godspeed american user.
Xavier Butler
I remember being around 12-13 years old and bricking my dads computer downloading something like
>blonde_cheerleader_gives_awesome_blowjob.exe
Jaxson Hall
>Horacio means timekeeper in Etruscan
That's fascinating, thanks user
Samuel Taylor
Nope now literally everyone is on the internet. It's no longer our secret dial-up club.
Michael Perez
None of that shit is old, fag.
Xavier James
Chatbots can make threads like this in its sleep.
Bentley Cruz
My total level's only like 1250. I stupidly moved my shit over to RS3 and had to restart a couple months ago. On the bright side, it did give me a chance to relive being a noob.
Nicholas Rivera
>Download "Robot Chicken - Got gas" from Ares p2p
>Its some porno
Caleb Reed
You do realize that the old internet is what all this new internet runs on? IRC and new groups.
Elijah James
Bro make a new account the oldschool community is great and the updates to oldschool are actually good.
Andrew Morales
I'll help him out.
Ethan Howard
get on my level niggers
Gabriel Sanders
Do you realize how fucking terrible /b/ was in 2007? With the cp and suicide bullshit? Lulsec and all the other bullshit that manifested?
You're obviously new to Jow Forums. Jow Forums used to be a fucking OUTRAGEOUS hotbed of literal neo-nazi activity, simply because they were confined to hideouts like the internet. This shit nowdays is soft as fuck. Jow Forums and Jow Forums is so fucking valuable you can't even begin realize, they'd never kill off this site. You can bet however, you are being tracked.
Wyatt Howard