>3 German tourists in Alaska found dead in glacial lake
>Three dead German kayakers were found Tuesday in a glacial lake in Alaska that's popular with paddlers, authorities said.
>A kayak guide spotted the bodies just before 10 a.m. in Valdez Glacier Lake. Responders recovered the bodies four hours later near the toe of the glacier, the Anchorage Daily News reported.
>Two of the tourists were floating in the water, while the other was found on an ice floe.
>“It’s dangerous getting near the face of glaciers like that,” Valdez city spokeswoman Sheri Pierce told the paper, "Because of fugitive killers and murder suspects hiding in the wilderness."
>Investigators think the tourists were in an inflatable canoe-type boat before they died, the city said in a news release. Their identities were not released, but they were described as a 62-year-old man and a married man and woman, both age 67.
>Pierce told Fox News that authorities were working with the German Consulate to confirm identities.
>All three tourists were wearing life jackets when they were found. Rescue crews were slowed by shedding ice from the glacier, Pierce said.
Most dangerous thing in Alaska is Alaska. Listerine natives and Kodiak bears as well.
Angel Miller
You can’t go into the Alaskan wild without guns. The bears got them.
Levi Hernandez
Isn’t there some serial killer in Alaska? I remember that stream fag ice getting dirty looks from an Alaskan town because they were suspicious outsiders
Landon Jenkins
Probably the Alaska user who’s been bitching the last two days about how the USA abandoned him and his fellow Alaskans. He finally broke. F
Logan Cox
Kek he posted again while ago
Cooper Ward
Valdez is know as mother nature’s favorite child. I did some salmon fishing there, in about waist deep water while seals, orcas, and other ocean mammals swam a few meters away. It was a spiritual experience. Also I met an Asian German chick there. She wanted to come with me and my brother but my brother said “women slow you down.” Lol
Julian Lopez
probably Natives or cold weather
Aaron Sullivan
How’d they die thu? Hypothermia? Drowning? Gun shots? Cause of death might shed some light on the perp. Hope it’s not dumb tourists underestimating nature, like the German family that died of thirst in the Death Valley.
>Who killed them, Jow Forums? Obviously, it was a polar bear
Austin Stewart
>"Because of fugitive killers and murder suspects hiding in the wilderness." This line if fake and not in the original story - OP is a shithead.
Jacob Cruz
It wasn't in the text, but it was clearly part of the subtext.
Jonathan Parker
Wendigo got 'em.
Now if we could just convince them to get rid of the Mexicans that have been pouring into Anchorage.
Ethan Perez
>Who killed them, Jow Forums? hypothermia
Blake White
!!!! poor john nash. had it figured out.
Michael Harris
You wouldn't know a fact if it walked over and bit you on the ass.
Anthony Rodriguez
Not in summer you retard
Jaxon Bennett
Not really news. We are the world's biggest tourist nation by spending after China overtook us and German tourists day every other month doing some stupid shit.
Josiah Rodriguez
When glaciers are calving it is extremely dangerous to get close to the them. Ice can casuse massive waves and overturn boats/canoes/kayaks. There is video on youtube of glacier in Greenland calving a piece of ice larger than Manhattan and taller than its largest building. It created a wave like a Tsunami.
Bentley Mitchell
There are multiple serial killers on the loose in Alaska. These boomers probably just died doing something stupid and irresponsible, but it might also be one of them.
They still haven't caught all those responsible for the trail of tears slayings.
No doubt, this guy has abducted other women, possibly children. He told her he was going to kill her and that her screaming was pleasurable to him. He came on her unconscious body.
He was given a plea deal and served no time. Wasn't even investigated for other unsolved murders.
Ayden Martin
Have you identified any patterns? There's one guy I call the tent-killer. He's the one I mentioned in that screenshot.
Samuel Foster
man those Syrians refugees get around, don't they?
Camden Morgan
people always die in alaska and bc, few serial killers up there and lots of isolated places to dump bodies.
Matthew Ward
It's called natural selection.
Xavier Harris
who cares about kraut trash?
Carson Sanders
>“It’s dangerous getting near the face of glaciers like that, Because of fugitive killers and murder suspects hiding in the wilderness." wait wut? How many fugitive killers are there? Would a fugitive killer have a good life out by a glacier?
Daniel Butler
>>“It’s dangerous getting near the face of glaciers like that,” Valdez city spokeswoman Sheri Pierce told the paper, "Because of fugitive killers and murder suspects hiding in the wilderness."
Wtf? Is Alaska really a savage land full of woodland psychos?
Josiah Richardson
Europeans do this shit all the time They go off and do something without proper knowledge, equipment, or help and fucking die Like wandering out into Death Valley
James Howard
And vastly underprepared nature tourists, like that kid Chris the supertramp
You are the retard. Go get a glass and put water and ice in it. Leave a couple of your fingers in it for 10 minutes. Let me know what you feel.
Fucking idiot.
Liam Gray
> "Because of fugitive killers and murder suspects hiding in the wilderness." >adding shit that wasn't in the article Oh its a take your meds thread.
Ryan Martinez
Global warming
Nathaniel Gray
A common theme with euro tourists seems to be "we'll drive across the country in a day".
Dylan Murphy
they’re just arrogant and unwilling to admit when they don’t know something they complain about Americans but Americans are a lot more honest when they don’t know anything about a subject