3 German tourists found dead in southern Alaska

Who killed them, Jow Forums?

>3 German tourists in Alaska found dead in glacial lake

>Three dead German kayakers were found Tuesday in a glacial lake in Alaska that's popular with paddlers, authorities said.

>A kayak guide spotted the bodies just before 10 a.m. in Valdez Glacier Lake. Responders recovered the bodies four hours later near the toe of the glacier, the Anchorage Daily News reported.

>Two of the tourists were floating in the water, while the other was found on an ice floe.

>“It’s dangerous getting near the face of glaciers like that,” Valdez city spokeswoman Sheri Pierce told the paper, "Because of fugitive killers and murder suspects hiding in the wilderness."

>Investigators think the tourists were in an inflatable canoe-type boat before they died, the city said in a news release. Their identities were not released, but they were described as a 62-year-old man and a married man and woman, both age 67.

>Pierce told Fox News that authorities were working with the German Consulate to confirm identities.

>All three tourists were wearing life jackets when they were found. Rescue crews were slowed by shedding ice from the glacier, Pierce said.

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>Who killed them, Jow Forums?
the bears.

Good. Alaska is beautiful and dirty ge*mans can fuck right off

The infamous criminal duo sammy & hyde

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It was the Russians

There's nothing they can't do

The most dangerous thing in Alaskan wilderness is the cold.

>*plays the banjo*

They can't keep, aaaah... you know the rest.

mossad got them

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Most dangerous thing in Alaska is Alaska. Listerine natives and Kodiak bears as well.

You can’t go into the Alaskan wild without guns. The bears got them.

Isn’t there some serial killer in Alaska? I remember that stream fag ice getting dirty looks from an Alaskan town because they were suspicious outsiders

Probably the Alaska user who’s been bitching the last two days about how the USA abandoned him and his fellow Alaskans. He finally broke.
F

Kek he posted again while ago

Valdez is know as mother nature’s favorite child.
I did some salmon fishing there, in about waist deep water while seals, orcas, and other ocean mammals swam a few meters away.
It was a spiritual experience. Also I met an Asian German chick there. She wanted to come with me and my brother but my brother said “women slow you down.” Lol

probably Natives or cold weather

How’d they die thu? Hypothermia? Drowning? Gun shots? Cause of death might shed some light on the perp.
Hope it’s not dumb tourists underestimating nature, like the German family that died of thirst in the Death Valley.

>Inexperienced tourists
>summer
>calving

youtube.com/watch?v=zt8qoggxWVg

>Who killed them, Jow Forums?
Obviously, it was a polar bear

>"Because of fugitive killers and murder suspects hiding in the wilderness."
This line if fake and not in the original story - OP is a shithead.

It wasn't in the text, but it was clearly part of the subtext.

Wendigo got 'em.

Now if we could just convince them to get rid of the Mexicans that have been pouring into Anchorage.

>Who killed them, Jow Forums?
hypothermia

!!!! poor john nash. had it figured out.

You wouldn't know a fact if it walked over and bit you on the ass.

Not in summer you retard

Not really news. We are the world's biggest tourist nation by spending after China overtook us and German tourists day every other month doing some stupid shit.

When glaciers are calving it is extremely dangerous to get close to the them. Ice can casuse massive waves and overturn boats/canoes/kayaks. There is video on youtube of glacier in Greenland calving a piece of ice larger than Manhattan and taller than its largest building. It created a wave like a Tsunami.

There are multiple serial killers on the loose in Alaska. These boomers probably just died doing something stupid and irresponsible, but it might also be one of them.

They still haven't caught all those responsible for the trail of tears slayings.

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>More Than 2000 People Disappear Every Year In Alaska
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US tested those weapons for Israel

>Tfw you're so cucked that you use your own resources to test weapons of another country

There's some here in the outback too that knock off the odd tourist, with some even looking like accidents.

They prowl the long highways that run through the middle of Oz.

>US tested

More like funded, designed, and then tested.

It's mostly lost-and-founds and hiking accidents, but a drastically large percentage of it is children being abducted by guys like this: ktva.com/story/39721855/justin-schneider-responds-to-civil-suit-denies-strangling-victim-unconscious

No doubt, this guy has abducted other women, possibly children. He told her he was going to kill her and that her screaming was pleasurable to him. He came on her unconscious body.

He was given a plea deal and served no time. Wasn't even investigated for other unsolved murders.

Have you identified any patterns? There's one guy I call the tent-killer. He's the one I mentioned in that screenshot.

man those Syrians refugees get around, don't they?

people always die in alaska and bc, few serial killers up there and lots of isolated places to dump bodies.

It's called natural selection.

who cares about kraut trash?

>“It’s dangerous getting near the face of glaciers like that, Because of fugitive killers and murder suspects hiding in the wilderness."
wait wut? How many fugitive killers are there? Would a fugitive killer have a good life out by a glacier?

>>“It’s dangerous getting near the face of glaciers like that,” Valdez city spokeswoman Sheri Pierce told the paper, "Because of fugitive killers and murder suspects hiding in the wilderness."

Wtf? Is Alaska really a savage land full of woodland psychos?

Europeans do this shit all the time
They go off and do something without proper knowledge, equipment, or help and fucking die
Like wandering out into Death Valley

And vastly underprepared nature tourists, like that kid Chris the supertramp

raped to death by a yeti

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You are the retard. Go get a glass and put water and ice in it. Leave a couple of your fingers in it for 10 minutes. Let me know what you feel.

Fucking idiot.

> "Because of fugitive killers and murder suspects hiding in the wilderness."
>adding shit that wasn't in the article
Oh its a take your meds thread.

Global warming

A common theme with euro tourists seems to be "we'll drive across the country in a day".

they’re just arrogant and unwilling to admit when they don’t know something
they complain about Americans but Americans are a lot more honest when they don’t know anything about a subject

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