Texas JigSaw

>buy a bunch of land near Mexican border

>lay a shit ton of traps with baits - bananers and shit, real good stuff nice and fresh

>traps with falling trapdoors into spikey pits n shit - sick stuff

>say "traps are for hogs", real problem in TX

>to cover homeowners liability have a bunch of warning signs in not red or yellow colors to be less obvious that say to STAY AWAY from traps or something

>**Signs in English

>border jumpers cant read english

>border jumpers cant read the signs

>starving border jumpers cant resist the bananers

>border jumpers fall in the traps

>border jumpers die

>"traps are for hogs"

How feasible is this plan? How do we make it reality?

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castle doctrine is in effect in texas.
i can invite you to dinner, shoot you, say you tried to assault me.

booby traps are illegal, use concealed bee hives

falling for traps
kek

I wont be coming over anytime soon.

I like it but its illegal to have booby traps in western nations if not all nations
Like deadly ones

Hog traps for hogs aren't illegal.
If a dumb person ignores the warnings, it's on them.

>trapping and killing people purposely
why not just shoot them in the head when they cross over moron.

traps are gay

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Based
Good

Based and howcanIfundthispilled

illegals are brought over in nice air conditioned buses and directed to the nearest area where the wages are too high. That's not going to work.

traps arent for booobys theyre for hogs senor

thats murder u felon

phew.. murder must be a flexible term for you

theyre hog traps

Ive set traps before. But haven't caught any illegals yet. Just delicious organic pigs. Thats me shooting some of the dozens ive slain.

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Can you put out tannerite mines, for hogs?

I know your tricks Eva Crowder

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You need a trapping license.

no you don't, hogs are considered exotic non game/invasive, no bag limits, season or special licenses beyond a generic $15 hunting license you can get at walmart or any sporting goods store.

Shut up!
It's already working faggot.

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What is that coming out of his belly?

A look into the mind of little dick white incels is truly fascinating.

can you post a webm of that vid

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Reported to DoJ. Any cases of this will be linked back to this thread as evidence of conspiracy to commit murder.

Texas will Mexican again. You have lost.

Is he okay??

>reddit spacing

Complicated. Isnt there a charity that lays out water and snacks along checkpoints?

Fuck you if anything Texas will be it's own nation. Fuck Mexico!

Sausage wrapper

Why not shoot them, cut off the heads and say cartel did it?

>That little piglet at the left that got its neck broken from being stuck under the fence and probably died.

yea wild hogs are common down here. we' also have open season on iguanas. good times taking the 22lr ruger out and just shooting the pests. fuckers bark like dogs sometimes. kooky.

Just mine the border.

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Why not shoot them and feed them to animals and say nothing .

motherfucker they
all
died

Don't even need a loicense to hunt pigs here in TX anymore

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The jury instruction for a negligence cause of action would look something like this:
Unsafe Conditions. [Name of defendant] was negligent in the use or maintenance of the property if: 1.A condition on the property created an unreasonable risk of harm;

2. [Name of defendant] knew or, through the exercise of reasonable care, should have known about it; and

3. [Name of defendant] failed to repair the condition, protect against harm from the condition, or give adequate warning of the condition.
What you are proposing is intentional. I like the way you think, but you would be leaving yourself open to liability. Ask your insurance agent what he thinks before digging punji pits.

I hope no one puts some kind of poison in the water bottles. That would be just terrible and highly illegal.

Dios mio!

>Body shaming
Yikes, that's not a good look

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niggers in africa survive on hogs and here you dumb asses are paying kykes to grow food and shooting them

Look at how they run over their own babies.

It’s illegal to sell state secrets to Israel. It’s illegal to do mass surveillance. Indefinite detention without trial is illegal. Everyone in the panama papers is breaking the law. The cia exists to kill Americans.


Kill

Yourself

Nigger

Jew

If you go through with any of this, prepare for massive lawsuits once shit hits the fan.

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>wasting bullets when you could use a boar spear
the efficiency of capitalism

Worth it.

Where would you draw the line? Complete open borders hooray for everyone! There is a reason other countries are utter shit holes you know. What is preventing that happening to yours?

You forgot the briefcase full of beaner smuggling fees. Result.

Not how castle doctrine works but okay.