Thoughts?
So that's how they stuffed those bodies on the remotely guided airliners on 9/11
That is really fucking stupid. They had real, live people in them. Why would they have stuffed dead bodies in there when live ones walk in by themselves and pay for the privilege?
Jesus, I actually felt bad keking on this one. Poor bastard. Don't donate shit to the government.
Don't donate anything to anyone.
I'm sure this story is omitting stuff, it's the daily mail after all.
I'm sure the alzheimers researchers scooped her brain out, filled the head with sawdust, and THEN sold it onto the US military.
That sure is a story alright, but I have way better things to cry about, and he probably does too.
Actually I stand corrected
>The records showed that BRC workers detached one of Doris Stauffer's hands for cremation. After sending those ashes back to her son, the company sold and shipped the rest of Stauffer's body – including her brain - to a taxpayer-funded research ‘blast testing’ project for the U.S. Army.
Still, I wouldn't give a shit.
When I go just throw me over the wall and feed me to the dogs.
BASED!
I honestly don't know if I wouldn't detonate something in the house of the people responsible for that
Well, at least she was dead...
AAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAH
Hahaha fucking murica man
he is salty because he gave her away for free while the other guys made a profit selling her corpse.
This
Pretty funny. I guess it was quite a blast to have her around.
>dailymail
still made me chuckle
3...2...1...BOOM
>Thoughts?
Lucky for me I already have this folder open.
Based and redpilled. Fuck boomers, enjoy that Alzheimer's erasing your memory until you're a quibbling mouth breather that needs someone to clean your drool up.
Found the Shlomo
It doesn't matter, once you die they'll take your organs anyways.
Is this the power of America?
This dude gets it.
>don't worry sir, we will treat your mother's body with the upmost respect
>hey man we already did all kinds of tests on these corpses, what do we do with this dead lady?
>idk blow it up lol
>stephan gore
>gore
Never trust the government to do good. King Midas in Reverse.
I feel bad for laughing, but come on man.
Results: people with dementia blow up along the same lines as other people.
Without the selfless act of charity this man embodies, we might never have been able to ascertain this.
He and his mother have added to mankind's body of knowledge, and for this, we thank them both.
>Donating the bodies/organs of your deceased ancestors instead of giving them a proper burial
What's the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You're dead, you're dead.
True. But he was probably punchdrunk after her death and not thinking straight.
Sweet.
yep.
Now that's some peak anarcho-capitalism holy fuck
There are people whose jobs it is to:
Strap grandma to a chair and blow her up
Procure body for the purpose
Analyze the resulting bits and chunks of her to verify the test was passed, whatever that means
>I'm sure this story is omitting stuff, it's the daily mail after all.
Nigger, the Dailymail is UNIRONICALLY one of the best new sites, unlike even "professional" news websites they always deliver tons of photos, thus fulfilling the PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN rule.
holy kek
Company owner is a jew.
LAW
SUITS
AHOY
this is absolutely hilarious
Holy Shit !!!!
>The records showed that BRC workers detached one of Doris Stauffer's hands for cremation. After sending those ashes back to her son, the company sold and shipped the rest of Stauffer's body – including her brain - to a taxpayer-funded research ‘blast testing’ project for the U.S. Army.
Could you even imagine.
YOUR NEW JOB IS...
Blowing up peoples Nana's !!!
What kind of Monty Python Career is that?
www.ka fuggin boom .com
Fucking funniest thing ive read in a long time.
This
he have her for alzheimer's research
no research was done on her brain
this
Corpses have no rights and they gave the body away.. Amoral af, but legal
memerika haha :D
this
you think i will donate my organs once i died? they are going out with me and if my kids don't cremate me i will haunt them
BLAMO
:D that's pretty funny when you think about it.
>dailymail
I lol'd shamelessly
I've always loved that retarded theory that evil gubbermint agents would murder thousands in buildings (and in the ensuing wars), but are just benevolent enough to spirit away hundreds of Americans off to desert island paradises "for the good of the world".
>When I go just throw me over the wall and feed me to the dogs.
That's what I always say. I have seen dead people and all that remains is just some husk, there is nothing there anymore. I'm gonna donate it to science or something, make it as cheap as possible for my family.
Heh, nothing personnel, kiddo.
This is like some dark comedy type shit. Holy kek. I’d be livid.
Why is Brazil so based? It's because Hitler relocated there after the war, right?
There are enough body donations going around that we have an excess. Pretty sure most of the cost was shipping and handling.
It's Monty Python skit come to life.
The whole world is a fucking joke now
Dude I'd love to be blown to smithereens after I'm dead. But for some reason I have a feeling I'll be blown to smithereens when I die..
LMAO
OH NO NO NO
This would actually be a badass way to get my body taken care of when I die. Fuck a funeral just let my family have some beers and watch me get blown up.
>man still reeling from the slow death of this own mother, musters up the courage to finalize the paperwork-FOR SCIENCE
>visits the "storefront" of the research facility weeks later
>chit-chat with zoomer phone girl at the help desk about saving lives and what mom would have wanted
>she doesn't care or know anything
>no one at WorldCorpConFedHugeCo knows anything about THAT end of the business
>the man smiles a weary, yet hopeful smile
>cut to his mother's corpse tied to a chair
>cut to smiling jackasses behind blastproof shields preparing the detonator
And that's comedy.
>symbolic of his struggle against reality
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
>The whole world is a fucking joke now
I for one, welcome our Clown Overseers.
And it's beautiful
lol. Fuck 'em. They both look like white trash.
Gotta blow up grandma to find better ways to kill dem Arabs hurrrrrr. God bless America.
Fuck 'em. Disgusting white trash fucks.
Businesses-starter checked.
The demiurge has started to wear a rainbow wig
>Part of accepting she was gone, was knowing her body would further our understanding of rapidly expanding particles
Let the family members who hate you bid on who gets to hit the detonator to leave some money behind for your kids
>"blast test"
kek
>Thoughts?
Boomer
Damn, Charles
Just full of good wholesome family entertainment, and hey, the kids will just love the option to reenact the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark~
That’s not very Christcuck of you
Based and frankpilled
This reminds me of blood banks always ask for donations and then sell blood for very high mark ups to one another.
Then when confronted on this are all "oh we need to ask for free! it's unethical!"
Fuck off, cunt. I give this thinking it's helping the needy and then find out you're charging out the ass and paying your company directors a fortune. Fucking get fucked.
Dad would probably think it's hilarious if I donated his body to a blast range on his death but you can fucking bet he'd expect the family to get paid for it.
5900 for one body?? gravedigging might be making a comeback
For some reason, this came to mind as the testing range.
Welp, I had to delete my post after actually reading the article.
He was foolish and didn't research the company
They did dirty business back in '15, performing illegal organ traffiking. They're already on thin ice as it is, and they found gruesome acts of desecration in their investigations, including a collection male genitalia in a cooler and a woman's head sewn to a man's body.
The company is going down this time and the contractors to the military experimenting on the bodies may also face repercussions from bad business
Too much dignity.
Literally boomer
Imagine Alex Jones and Joe Rogan doing it. Blowing up momma, that is.
I donated my deceased 10 year old daughter to a private company that tests the effects of extreme acceleration on cadavers.
My sweet baby girl was launched at over 300kmph through a cinder block wall. RIP bitch lol, trump 2020.
the only time hans has ever been correct
>YOUR NEW JOB IS...
>Blowing up peoples Nana's !!!
>What kind of Monty Python Career is that?
>www.ka fuggin boom .com
>Fucking funniest thing ive read in a long time.
Right? Haven't laughed this hard since Bagel Boy.
Gosh, what the fuck?!
Oh yeah! USA! USA! USA!
Christianity is anti socialism the onus is on you to help others yourself by living by Christ's example. He fed people yeah but in what passage did he go around giving people cash and corpses. None
SHE WENT OUT WITH A BANG
Once you die, your organs are worthless.
Which is why they harvest your shit while you're technically still alive if you're an organ donor.
Dementia is a horrible thing not just for the person who gets it, but especially for the family.
My father has alzheimer. Most of the time he doesn't even know who the fuck I am, and 5 minutes after I've explained it, he forgets again.
I can totally understand why people would want to donate their remains to science in hopes that they figure out how to sort that shit, but dumb people don't understand that where there's a market, ethics go out the window.