What happens here?

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Idk lots of cocaine?

>drinking
>eating sausage rolls
>supporting norf fc
>collecting benefits

Fae Folk and other cryptids hang out

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Norffffffff

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Souf FC ye paki cunt

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Most of England's most beautiful scenery is there. The South West/Cotswolds coming in at a distant second and the rest of England having mild scenery at best.

Minin' down t'pit

Wot

Lived here all me life

Parts of Wales and Devon are well better

ah my ancestors

>Wales and Devon

doubt

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Fuck off ye cheeky cunt. You soufs are bunch a pooftas.

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I live here in pic related in a little country village, AMA burger bro.

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Any niggers or mudslimes or pajeets? What's the terrain like?

Strathclyde

The closer to Scotland you get the less niggers they are, until you cross the border. Away from the cities you'll get bummed by farmer Gilles

Fucking southerner

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>Any niggers or mudslimes or pajeets?
Not in my little vcorner of the greenbelt, except a few at the local curry house. If you go north to manchester though, it is packed. There is a neighbourhood called Rusholme in South Manc. It is nicknamed Curry Mile. It is has more curry houses and Indian/Bangladeshi restaruants than any other place on Earth outside of the subcontinent. Pic related. It is a pilgramage for Norf lads on a saturday to go and eat a slap up dinner there and have a few dozen pints of Indian beer.

>What's the terrain like?
My spot is proper hilly and I live in the hilly region of a valley near the Welsh border. It is very idyllic. Mostly white but a pocket of liberals Remainers in a very conservative country.

>conservative country
coinservative county*

yes becasue niggers suck on the teets of milk and plenty. Scotland is the cow's arsehole, to keep with the analogy.

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A whole lot of this and thats about it lad maybe a greggs before nipping to spoons

Grooming gangs and Marxists.

Central England and the South West is best

i think kent and sussex are the most beautiful, but obviously ruined somewhat now by the boil London

Is this from an actual game someone's made?

Where is pic related fren

I went to newcastle, saw a guy try and jump off the bridge in a suicide attempt, couldn't really blame him, it's not a nice place.

I was in Newcastle recently
It was well lush

Lancashire and South West Yorkshire are where 90% of rape gangs happen.

Hadrian builed the wall.

Muslims running childrape services for British politicians.

Shut up faggit

Cheshire bros rise up! Although I'm over on the other (better) side of the county from you it sounds like.

we have a bloody wall yer cheeky bastid, wer's yer wall ya yank cunt?

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>tfw London

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>My spot is proper hilly and I live in the hilly region of a valley
Is it any good for hiking? (For comparison, a leisurely stroll on mildly hilly terrain is not a hike)

medieval witchcraft mainly, we collect bones and crystals in the vault

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>Norf
Grooming gangs, Labour voters
>Souf
L*ndon, Remain voters
>Midul
Right wing Brexiteers

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william

noncehunter 5000

>ancient Mercia was the dominant power in the Heptarchy of Anglo-Saxon kingdoms
>modern Midlands is irrelevant

lel

DELET

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Newcastle is fine...

You fucking chat shit about Wessex like that again and I'll hook yer.

really good music once

oops sorry

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I obfuscate my position in the county for doxx purposes. I am not that close to Wales. Where are you fren (if you want to divulge)?

Yeah we have kino hiking roots withing 5 minutes of my house.

Curry vile more like. Fucking pakis.

see

>>collecting benefits
This.

>becomes the center of the English kingdom only because the other English kings got DANE'D to death

kek

I'm from Norf York's God's own country.

drunken slags getting their teeth straightened by rock hard muslim cock in curryhouse basements

>northern England
Owl fookin smash yer ed in yer cunt

>southern England
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East Chesire ftw

whee abouts are you friend?

>الثعلب البني السريع يقفز فوق الكلب الكسول
>Souf
>Not literally all of the midlands and Greater Manc and Urban Yorkshire
user, I...

I don't know about Manchester but Liverpool and Carlisle are white as fuck

Sure, but any midlands city has a paki strong hold and most other cities in the Manc/Yorkshire matrix like Blackburn, Burnley, Leeds, Bradford, etc.

Derbyshire

Didn’t know Rotherham was in the South!

>North to Manchester

So you're in the Midlands, not the highlighted area?

Irish aren't white.

>What happens here?
Emmerdale

With the exceptions of Staffordshire and Shropshire - which is why Telford is a fucking horrifying situation. There's literally a handful of male Pakis in the city and all of them are nonces.

No I am just south of Manchester. Not gonna give my eact location of cours, but I am in Cheshire.

Who /central/ here?

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looks like a well endowed woman and a small man sucking on her titties lol

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So North-West, which is also not high lighted?

Sounds like the Crewe area. Which yeah, has a lot of Poles but no Pakis.

True. And Kent is the garden of England for a reason

>It is a pilgramage for Norf lads on a saturday to go and eat a slap up dinner there and have a few dozen pints of Indian beer.
This is why they deserve to be outnumbered. Fucking scum

imagine living in a country that's smaller than texas

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Even when you've tried to draw it it looks nothing like that.

I am careful not to highliught my exact area either, so I shifted it a little on purpose, but Crewe is not that far. I am even more rural and we do have Poles who are solid lads.

True, although I have little room to talk, I have gone to Rusholme myself only the once. But I would rather just have one or two per large town/small city and get rid of that place. I walked through in the day once and it was fucking tragic. Nearly got stomped by a pavement ape after I held the door open for him. Why I did this I do not know. Ironically I am actually microwaving a Jalfrezi for lunch right now kek.

It's super fucking comfy lad.

did you suck the lead off all your happy meal toys growing up

>needles and broken bottles everywhere
>homeless and druggies on every street
>police cheer when you get stabbed

DON'T come here. We're kinda full.

>I am actually microwaving a Jalfrezi for lunch right now kek
Why not just cook it on a cake of animal dung if you're going to eat pakinigger slop?

hahahahaha!

Sheep shagging

Imagine being minority white

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>Why not just cook it on a cake of animal dung if you're going to eat pakinigger slop?
kek it'd be the best thing for muh authetic cuisine. Good job its never seen a paki's hand in its life though.

Few people have, they're usually up goats or their own children!

sosij

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60 or so million of us and we're about the size of West Virginia

That's the only good part of bongland.

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i googled that

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mum and daughter are crazy hot

All you need to know is we’re full.

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