Today I was walking out of the local Wal-Mart when a group of christians approached me and noticed the Mjolnir around my neck. They questioned me again and again about numerous off religion questions which was pretty much what I was expecting and prepared for from them, even questions like "catch the game last night?" It was like they were trying to engage in a friend styled conversation with me which is exactly what I didn't want from them. As I walk back to the car one dares to put his hand on my shoulder (which I quickly snapped at him for) and he says "Name one thing Jesus can't do, Pagan." So I quickly shot them all death stares from my eyes and swiftly replied "stand toe to toe with Thor and live to tell about it." I've been waiting so long to use that line, it felt so good. After my response they all left pretty quickly. Gave them all the finger on my way out too! It was priceless.
Pagan General /pg/
Nigger-feet sucker, detected.
>Things that never happened
Cringe and sage
What really happened
>I went to Walmart
>no one looked at me in the store
>as I walked out two girls laughed; I think they were laughing at me
The. End.
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You have it backwards, my friend. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
>t. seething kikes
Btw OP is narrating what happened to his girlfriend's 8 year old, and everybody clapped in the end.
nice copypasta christfag
>things that never happened.
Just another memeflaggot passing by...
just an asshurt american
>"stand toe to toe with Thor and live to tell about it."
Im certain the papist died of terror on the spot, Odin has smiled upon you from valhalla comrade.
based
Daily reminder if you see a "pagan" saying dumb shit with the WS memeflag, it's always the same guy. This guy. He's just a christian/kike (What's the difference?) trying to subvert.
Imagine for a moment being a pagan...hilarious!
you sound butthurt
sieg heil pagan brothers
fuck off kike
>When you have no real arguments against pagans so you larp as one and make strawmen
Forgot to sage
yawn... anyone feel a sudden urge to lick nigger feet?
>So I quickly shot them all death stares from my eyes
...kek...
That's a nice Che Guevara quote you got there :) (pic related)
>I will rather die on my feet than live on my knees!
Unless I am eating out Anne Hathaway.
Then I will happily live on my knees.
Sage
>posting a mestizo quote next to a saxon
you fucking what
enjoy rape from muhammad
niggers are banned in paganism kike
slavs not white