The Art of Cooking is a skill that fewer and fewer men and women can claim to possess in the Twenty-First century. Dependency on prepared food, whether through cheap and unsatisfying "restaurants" or pre-packaged microwaved meals has grown exponentially. Thousands of USD are thrown out each year per household as a result of this disgusting dependency.
Some may declare that it is an archaic skill, preferring to partake in all sorts of degeneracy instead of bonding with their families when having wholesome meals together. However, the ability to prepare food for yourself and your loved ones is attainable to those who are dedicated to the recipe of order.
Additionally, it is a national security weakness. Europosters often like to point out that Americans have a gun in one hand, and a burger in the other. This is not tongue-in-cheek, but a statement of fact. Foreign adversaries need but catapult caro-loads of sugar into our nation and watch as imbeciles continue to fatten themselves while making sure the country is doomed to collapse.
Although firearms do not require one to be in peak physical condition to operate them, it is necessary to be appropriately healthy to make sure that no one is allowed to easily threaten the nation.
1. That's not cooking you just mixed some shit together in a bowl. 2. It looks fucking disgusting And 3. HOLY SHIT AT THAT FUCKING TOE THUMB!
Wyatt Harris
Is that borscht? Beets in general are based. I make my own beet kvass.
I'm an American and I cook for myself but usually it's nothing fancy at all. baked chicken, mashed sweet potato, pot roast, meatloaf, roast root vegetables, frozen spinach/broc/etc.
Most of my cooking is just baking things in the oven or braising in a dutch oven. I don't actually do any high level techniques the most involved thing I probably do is make an asian style stir fry.
I think the issue is many people view cooking as a waste of time, and it is if you are only making single meals.
Justin Powell
That's nasty
Logan Edwards
fuck you nigger borshch is amazing and takes some know how to get the flavor right.
Camden Brooks
cold beet soup? the eastern european is strong with the based cookposter
Hunter Wilson
Šaltibarščiai good shit
David Ortiz
I just ate som kfc does that count
Tyler Ward
absolutely true make sure you are eating a diet that promotes testosterone if you are a man lack of test is one of the biggest issues men face today
>pepto bismol vomit in a bowl This some kind of art project?
Jace Reed
Brotip: crack up you stove to 11. Throw the fattest 0.5" steak on the heat. Sear 45 seconds each side . Let it relax for a few minutes somewhere it won't dry out. Salt pepper serve
Probrotip: let it marinate in bloody marry mix beforehand . Find a mix with anchovies
Leo Cook
Apparently they just add the pepto to the meal, because they already know you're gonna feel shit after you eat it.
Isaiah Parker
pamaginu valgyt kasdiena
Carson Bailey
Bro tip: Find a dead cat and throw it in a blender.
And voilà, you're a better cook than OP
Nathan Nelson
>pure sugar
Camden Wright
Would rice fall into grains? I thought that shit was supposed to be based. I have chicken, rice and veggies several times a week
Hudson Butler
>implying OP can afford that europoors are disgraceful
Angel Hughes
Disgusting
Austin Brooks
This is definitely not a Slav borsch, but probably a Lithuanian one. Russian/Ukrainian borsch is a hot, boiled soup. This cold mess is similar to Russian okroshka, which is easy and cool shit in hot season. You muricans should try at least okroshka.
Aiden Anderson
accurate assesment. had okroshka with a ukranian and serbian friend, was pretty good
wow very impressive slicing veggies and dumping into yogurt no skill required
Elijah Williams
It's about the same as soup except you don't heat it. Nigger.
Austin Reyes
pepto bismol soup. beet kvass is based and uma deli.ciao_us
Angel Hill
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Ryder Long
>not growing your own vegetables and herbs >not having backyard chickens >not brewing your own alcohol >not shooting your own boars
It’s like you hate flavor
Christopher Brooks
>pink >boiled egg Oh boy.
Jonathan Green
It's what makes slavs powerful.
Dominic Roberts
Wasn't it Vodka, kvass and babushka's potatoes the source of their squatting power?
Michael Richardson
It comes in many such forms. Today, I will be preparing a cold salad made from beats, beans, onions, potatoes, and pickled herring. I never thought of putting a hard boiled egg in there, but maybe I should give that a try.
Parker Taylor
is this a thing now? I thought everyone knew how to cook?
Chase Gomez
Why would you eat eggs and beans for breakfast?
Andrew Jones
That way the farts don't keep you up at night.
Xavier Stewart
ya but listen if youre working out regularly its okay to eat rice and other foods that are not on this list thats why the top section is labeled 'focus on' rather than 'only eat' its all about moderating the things that are not and the things to avoid
Robert Wood
>Look at me mommy i can mix a bunch of shit together in a bowl!! IM A CHEF NOW!!!!
Carter Mitchell
calling anything redpilled makes you look like the low iq zoomer trying to fit that you are....
I'd ask if there was anything cooked and maybe came from a quadraped.
Dominic Scott
I'd love to come over, but with only that much people would think we're faggots. Or maybe if you have a girl there it would work; they don't really eat much anyway.
Elijah Rodriguez
insect food desi
Julian Hughes
>I'd love to come over No...no you don't go over there. They were so pretentious they stacked a lot of books on a chair. Just because. You see shit like that you know you're around a bunch of weirdo fakers and you gotta get outta there.
Noah Nelson
Looks like shit fren. Canned tuna Gunkan? Kys.
Dylan Diaz
Yeah I made it with a girl I’m seeing. Here’s some Chinese food we made also
I'm going to assume there's meat somewhere in all that. I can't really tell.
Gavin Jenkins
That rice:toppings ratio is very American.
Brandon Garcia
Good job. That must have been a lot of work. What is in the only bowl with a spoon in it?
Logan Flores
I fuckin love cooking. Just made garlic butter shrimp scampi and mashed potatoes, with fresh sweet corn on the cob, and steamed broccoli. I hated cooking for the longest time, but give me a few shots and I’m chef fucking Ramsey. Got a smoker a few months back too and have gone apeshit with recipes. Cooking is based as fuck.
Luis Long
why so much negativity?
Maybe you’ll prefer some non Asian food. I make en epic fry up as well
I agree that cooking is a necessary skill. You will quickly learn to do better than most resturaunts and eating out becomes a convenience, not a taste thing.
Definitely recommend any anons to take a trip to France or Italy and do some cooking there. This was something me and my Dad and a couple of locals made a couple of months back, pic related obviously
I just fucking hate dishes afterwards, because 99% of the time I eat so much I put myself into a food coma.
Tyler Lee
Ka cia lochas valgai
Cameron Stewart
I'd be taking a cigarrette lighter and trying to roast each of those circular things while the fancy restaurant looked at me.
Carter Parker
Does Jow Forums have a disproportionate amount of people who can cook? Does it come with being INTJ? This place is full of them. Bro, wash the dishes as you cook the meal. At the very least the cutting board and prep bowls. Unless you're doing the last 30 minutes of a big meal like Thanksgiving you'll have the time.
Jace Scott
Jow Forums lately doesn’t focus enough on how people should develop into well rounded individuals, but I think basic cooking skills and nutrition are a big part of that. By controlling what goes into your body you are less subjected to (((their))) influence. I’d also advocate for learning to garden and fish.
Landon Reyes
Baltic B V L L S >>> slavic sissies
Jeremiah Martin
jokes on you I'm part balt
Isaac Rogers
Impressive user.
Jacob Miller
>. I’d also advocate for learning to garden and fish. On this note I want to make anons aware that the entry to fishing is really low. In some states you do not need a fishing license to fish off piers and shorelines, only for water vessel fishing.
Ryan Sanders
>Does Jow Forums have a disproportionate amount of people who can cook? Does it come with being INTJ? I'm all that. But I don't cook anything fancy. I make hamburger helper and tacos and spaghetti and hamburgers and steaks, and chili, and soups.
Logan Jackson
Fatfuck
Joshua Reed
That's a bummer man, sucks for them. I can cook just fine. I get it yeah, they are my problem but I am not going to go into people's houses and make them dinner..
Ian Green
My friend, you're still doing more than most people who think warming canned soup with a pot is legit cooking.
Nicholas Watson
My parents could both cook. Being boomers, they didn’t feel it was important to teach me any life skills besides acquiring student loan (((debt))) for a (((degree))). I’ve slowly begun teaching myself to cook. Early on I realized my parents were useless so I’ve had to learn many other skills on my own. All things they could have taught me but boomers gonna boom.
