How do I learn ebonics?

how do I learn ebonics?

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Go to any american middle school

jam a screwdriver up your nose

Ebonics = Southern accent + African native speak

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listen to rap music

>Wut's gud nigguh? Muhfuggahs be out here, betta axe sumbody. Dis our hood. Dis da trap. NIGGUH!

You're welcome.

this is real, isnt it?

He uses coal to make tea?

A serious head injury is a good start.

Smash head into concrete until cognitive skills diminish 60-70%. Congrats now you’re a nigger. There’s free watermelon round back.

find a one story building. swan dive into the landscaping. after you wake up your IQ will be low enough.

Thats why niggers hit their babies in the head. They teach them to speak.

Easy. Just make random sounds and pretend it's a language.

Homey, lets git a biznizz together and teach that shit bro.

Take everything you know about proper English and toss that shit out the window.
Tae 'erthang you be knowin bout propa english'n toss dat shit ou'da winda

Ayo ayo 'ole up mah nigga, is you tryina say that all deez niggaz be soundin a certain way? They be different than white folk? Dat what ya tryina say nigga. Ay don lemme catch ya talkin dat nigga hatin shit or Ima scream on dat ayss breh.

Not much to it really.

This. One doesn’t “learn” niggerbonics so much as unlearn English.

Or you can just talk like any subhuman American in the south.

ayoo hol up hol up
me bobba didda bee nap den bee box da dip du but it wen like
BIX NOOD
muffaga

move to Chicago

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>RUSSIAN TROLLS!

AY BICH MUFFUGGA
BIX NOOD
NAMSAYIN
WUS GUD NIGGA

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AY BITCH AY BITCH AY BITCH AY BITCH
NIIIIIIGGGGA

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The bix-nood version of the BBC my good man. Paid for in full by the TV license

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>pipo
>Oga
I though those were meme words.

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nigger