Hi, I murdered my wife and I'm also a pedophile

I liked his role in king of queens.

Thanks for renting my movies fan!!

I just asked them.
They asked what renting movies is?
Now what?

Yeah but he was great in Veep.

I did a great job babysitting Deacons kids!!! My peanut allergy got the best of me, but I made it fun!!

Here is my most famous movie, kids love it!!!

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Doesn't he have a bit where he talks about fucking his daughter in a Garfield mask?

Anytime! Check out my new novel "starship repo". Also be sure to give it 5 stars on goodreads, I could really really use it!

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She loves that joke, we joke all the time!!!

no one was great in Veep because veep is shit all round

Many many many "celebrities" will be publicly executed

cope

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That's just a meme, me and all my celebrity friends get a good laugh coming on here and even rubbing it in your faces.

Rent my movies though, that way we can all laugh together!!!

You suck at this impersonating a celebrity thing skitzoe.

how did he get away with murdering his wife

I'm an actor and apparently a convincing one!! Oscar???

When you're a Hollywood big shot like me, you get away with things like that. Ask Stephen!!!

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Stop posting exclamation marks everywhere faggot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I see Jow ForumsOpieandanthonyxyz is leaking...

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It's just so exciting to watch this site disappear into a bot forest like, ehem, Reddit.

It was so easy!!!

We are all laughing at you, and guess what... Jeff is already chilling out somewhere nice and warm.

You are all clueless!!!

Your mask fell off there larp. Bye my mission is accomplished you lose.

Stop by Doug and Carrie's place later for some board games!!!

based. fuck city slickers

Checked big guy!!!

How much easier could I have made it for you guys?? That's why you always lose.

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Imagine being this new

sneedpilled

He looks like such a douche

I'm totally pilled man, I'm Patton fucking Oswalt!!!

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I'm a great dad.

I'm sure being around him long enough would make death seem like paradise.

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Did they ever do an investigation? I always thought it was odd that when she died it was like "oh yeah, died in her sleep with a bunch of meds by her bedside" oh well, ggs. In Michael Jacksons case they at least looked into the doctors.

Why does he have such a cool name while being such an insufferable faggot? I don’t think that’s fair at all.

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SPBP

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how did he murder his wife?

his story never made sense. if she took the drugs the night before and was alive in the morning, then the drug has passed through her system already.

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His daughter, Alice, has all the usual signs of sexual abuse. The dead wife probably caught him raping the kid.

The child's name is a popular one in pedo circles, guess they like to pay tribute to Lewis Carroll, who was one of their own.

The fact he's made "jokes" about pedophilia is him projecting, like the sick ultraleftist cuck pedo who tried to purchase kids for sex a while ago.

The fact that a shill is in this thread, shitting up the thread with inane commentary, is an indication that we struck a nerve.

I used to always eat soup while watching this movie

He actually did it. Too much things happening for it to be coincidence.