Would you marry a leftist?

>You cant just laugh at someone who smear shit in his face when the majority of people around him are doing so to.
Yes, you absolutely can.
That being said, OP post sounds so fake with the "wife's son" and "grabbed my Switch". I refuse to believe it's real.

Jow Forums's law: any sufficiently degeneratee anecdote is indistinguishable from satire

wow that is pure s0yb0y

>or is it fake?
if it's posted on here the OP either created or found it on a discord and capped it to post on here.
>muh wifes son
>muh star wars
>muh marvel
>muh comic con
there's a lot less of these types of bugmen than Jow Forums would like you to believe

>am i the a hole?
Yes, but not for the reasons you think.

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guys I unironically am in love with a roastie that has a 5 yr old. she takes care of herself and she’s hot and everyone says she’s beautiful. and i’m at the point where we dated two years and she’s out if I don’t commit. I love her but I read muh wife’s son and think I would be making a mistake. what do

No mercy for single mother whores. Drop the bitch.

There's no way it's real. I was sort of believing it up until "grabbed my Switch and stormed out"

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>muh Jow Forumsboogyman

This is the most reddit post I've seen in awhile

>muh casual retardation

The majority of those stories are 100% bullshit made by blue haired feminists when they’re against men and made by incel seething soïboïs when they’re against women.
Also no I rather dying alone than being with a crazy marxist bitch.

Pack it up guys, he's /ours/

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go marry a young single chick with no kids or prior marriages and make white babies you dumb nigger

This was obviously written by a Jow Forumsack. I hope.

Yea, that was the nod and a wink to us boys. It's very subtle trolling, the kind of high level trolling that normies cannot detect.

When Jow Forumstards troll they include a lot of in-jokes and dog whistles so it's fairly easy to tell. This was written by a Jow Forumsack no doubt.

What race is it? White girl? Take it, but make sure to have 2 of your own with her, just to spite. White boy? Eh... have 3 with her. Non-white anything, do not. I hope that helps.

Very strong point. There isn't a shortage of women of legal age with no kids. The problem with single moms is that the kid will never be yours, it will be hers and her ex. Always.

just fuck her but don't go steady or even think about marrying her
also make sure to fuck her while her son is sleeping in the same room because it's like you're cucking him

Lmao this reads like right wing cuck fiction

But then again, white men have been jewed so much that this might very well be real

>so I just grabbed my switch and stormed out
Kek, I am guessing you wrote this one user. Good one, it seems to fly right over the heads of the people on r*ddit.

Quick search finding the thread, they don't seem to be buying it there.
>That's because this is made the fuck up. the details NOT included (OPs age, the age of his wife, the age of her son, the length of their relationship, how co parenting has gone, the amount of money they make if Disneyland is hard to afford but "merch" isn't and OP still went to comicon) lead me to believe this is fake.

>The details that ARE included:
>"a bunch of merch in thousands of dollars"
>"saw Endgame and captain Marvel recently and it was probably highlight of my year"
>"grabbed my Switch and stormed out"
>"suggested we go to arbies"
>"Threatened that if I was left out of their trip, I would go to the comic con by myself"
>"went to comic con and had a blast"

you have one life. you really want to spend it raising another man’s son and occasionally being rewarded for your betaness with blown out roastie puss that can’t even pretend to get wet for you?

Leave. You'll not only be the other guy in her life, but also the kid's life

Life is too short to be playing catch up with some dude who fucked her and fathered her child

same

I work with a guy who fits this perfectly.
There are more guys like this than you apparently would like to believe.

>raising another man's orgasm
Honestly marrying a non-virgin is bad enough, this is just pure cuckoldry.

>So I just grabbed my Switch and stormed out
Lmao. Cmon, this isn’t real

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white and white not even 56% mutt. like legit white. and she isn’t going back to the ex. he’s already remarried.

I have another gf that was born in lithuania and says nigger unironically. but she’s a little bigger. not big but not thin enough. I wish I just stuck with her. she does too.

Its one kid. Just go ultimatum. Two of your kids or no deal. Finding someone to share your life with is the hard part, not getting over muh wife's son.

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she had a studio so yea i’ve done that. he would walk in with his flashlight sometimes and ask for mommy. I just never acknowledged him.

Based. Please provide a link anyways. Also I agree with your statement. Way to obvious and details that are normally written down are completly Missing.
For further trolling read some posts (I know its hard to be on plebbit) and write down the underlying structure, then follow it (might even miss some semi Important facts and add them later for plausibility). Also think farther than your story actually goes to make it consistent

reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/cjilif/aita_for_going_to_comic_con_against_the_wishes_of/

>Yeah this seems like a jab at the guy who freaked out over the new star wars trailer and stuff. Too loaded with 'basedboy' tropes to be believable.
The guy who freaked out over the new star wars trailer?

hmm marry an overweight white chick and have white babies or marry a hot roastie slut with a bastard nog who probably gets hogtied and assfucked by her bull ex-husband every weekend. tough

i’m gonna go with this. even though you guys raise some good points and most are against me i’m weak and the fucking memeflag wins. i’ll be back when it doesn’t work out.

Boy or girl, and how old? Is she able and willing to pop out 2 kids for you? This is the deciding factor for me. Also one piece of advice, always eat, sleep and masturbate before an important life-changing decision.

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hah. he’s not a nog. it’s the only saving grace I can justify this with.

Does she actually love you? Chances are she really just loves her kid. What has she really done for you? Write it down on a piece of paper, and compare it to what you do for her

>anecdotal evidence means it's true
why are you so fucking stupid?

boy, 5. he was 3 when we met. I told our friends in front of her once I wanted kids and she said that if we’re gonna do that i gotta do it soon. she would. and yes. i’ve been taking care of myself more health wise (i always did but i slipped lately) and always jerk it before seeing her now. i feel like there’s no use though I just hear what I wanna hear.

You will regret it. Don't.

i’ve considered that i’m a beta bux for her but I went full rp for awhile. spun tons of plates and she knew. had other gfs. and she’s waited two years now after telling me she loves me. my friends even older tell me to put a ring on it. I feel like i’m falling for a no single mom meme if I let this go.

its not like any of the superchads in this thread knows anything about your life or your relationship. If you're committed to eachother, figure out what you want and see if they match. worrying about virginity and feeling like you're being cucked by a kid is just sicko pathetic. If you think a wife is just a means to an end, you're gonna have a miserable life.

you turbo dumb retard gorilla nigger, MARRY THE FUCKING LITHUANIAN YOU IDIOT

>Aita
What this has to do with a fence?

looks like you already made your mind faggot, enjoy raising other mans kids.

>and she said that if we’re gonna do that i gotta do it soon

Sounds like she's getting old or wants to trap you. Ugh, take a bitter pill now and let her go, find a younger wife, user. No emotional or physical baggage. It's healthier for the child and your mental health, I'm no expert but single moms are dangerously unpredictable.

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>I went full rp for awhile. spun tons of plates and she knew. had other gfs. and she’s waited two years now
Sounds like you two deserve each other. A younger childless virgin doesn't need your hpv lightning rod cock rotting her fertile cunt; mess should marry mess.

Make her dependent on you but never marry Jesus why is this so hard to understand literally do what nature ordained

our friends tell me basically this all the time

that’s what I did for the entire time but she’s starting to wake up and say catch or die and she means it this time

my jewish (legit from israel) boss made me move to california after 7 years remote work. he gave me coke for the first time. and we peddle porno websites now. my life is a Jow Forums meme and now i’m cucked for a single mom. mess marrying mess is an understatement.

The only reason I'd consider going to comic-con is to hit on the camsluts dressed as anime characters

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>repeatedly cheated on your gf and she knew

9.5/10 stepdad material, but you could be a bigger asshole

Fake and gay

Nothing made sense till the wife's son area. Then it all just clicked. What a pathetic loser though. More cuck than man, fatty beyond knowing, always hungering after the nonsense of his youth.

They seem relatively wealthy in that pic. Then again the house looks relatively clean too. Is that picture just ironic?

Such is divine punishment for your actions

and this, gents, is what a tremendous cuck sounds like
>i let my wife mindcontrol me into letting me accept her sucking her ex's cock for days at disneyland with their son, am i the asshole for going to comic con all by myself?
yeah there are a lot of hungry pussies waiting for Real Men (tm) to save them from this horror, and they arent coming

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Modern men, of all races, have been pushed into a state of delayed adolescence. This is by design. It's to keep males complacent, to keep males tied to the corporate yoke of consumerist slavery. Women are easy; they're sheeple, they will buy whatever gets pushed on them. That goes for products as well as "lifestyles".

Only a fucking leaf would consider that standing up for himself.

And governments fear men with nothing to lose and a cause to rally around

no, he behaved like a little boy: she holds all the cards, she shifted the conflict line from his claim of "how can you spend a weekend with your ex away from my watch" to her claim of "how can you go to comic con and spend money for yourself without my consent"
which implies literally
>you can be an immature boy splurging on your immature boy hobbies while i'll be a mature woman getting her vaginal cavity enlarged by her alpha male dad figure, deal?
and he asks if he's the asshole...
the only question running through her mind is
>how much control, deception and abuse of this wimp can i get away with, and how much is the optimum level for my needs to be satisfied as best as they can
she plays him like a fiddle, like a child actually
which is what women do if you let them, and most guys do

if they were rich she wouldnt have to clean, they'd hire maids for that

you guys are right but i bought it anyway

this one is fake but there are people who are equally or even more pathetic

women dont want to be obeyed
when women give orders its a shit test

Imagine being this gullible.

This. It's not real. This is just from when some Jow Forumsacks trolled the AITA subreddit a week or 2 ago. It was pretty funny and this is one of the better ones.
>my wife and her son
This is what tipped me off too

CUM IN HER PUSSY ONE LAST TIME THEN LEAVE. NO WORDS, NOTHING. JUST GHOST THE CUNT WITH AA CUNT FULL OF SPERM

>syarted shaking and laughing because somebody mentioned Disney World
hang this faggot

she'll shit all over you as soon as you're married and HER son will always take precedence over your needs.

JUST DON'T. Talking from experience here, some dude is raising my child as we speak and she makes his life hell.

So fucking pathetic.

grabbed my switch and went to the park

>plebbit is beyond saving.
plebbit is fine
i use plenty of subreddits
i get banned from all the shitty ones
i use much less the ones who put me on a 9 minutes timer every time i post
i end up using the fringe ones a lot
then among these, the still shitty ones ban me from ranting against the jews
there is a whole fringe to reddit that is fucking fine
just dont curtail your speech and you'll find your niche
the SJeWs will tell you which places are toxic and unusable
and their absence will signal which places are good
these are far from always HUWUITE NAT places
sometimes the most unexpected subreddit displays a surprising amount of respect for free speech
sometimes subreddits you would expect to need your voice will resist it
i just let my big mouth do the work
rant against the jews, women and niggers or whatever your pet peeves are and see what places still welcome you

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you made a baseless claim, he at least based his claim on some empiric experience, and you call him stupid over that
you're the stupid

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>When Jow Forumstards troll they include a lot of in-jokes and dog whistles so it's fairly easy to tell. This was written by a Jow Forumsack no doubt.
i wonder how much reality is stranger than memes though
just like we see shlomos (merchants) everywhere, we may be seeing memes IRL where they're perfectly genuine people
u.teknik.io/CJano.webm

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>I love her
Wrong!
She's been grooming you for two years
You're willing to fall into her trap
> I read muh wife’s son and think I would be making a mistake. what do
so knowing of a meme makes you think you'd be making a mistake
go for it, you need it

>my wife wanted to take her son

No further reading required.

>she’s a little bigger. not big but not thin enough. I wish I just stuck with her. she does too.
nah pick the roastie with her son
that's who you need

Ouch. Got those greentext feels

Obviously fake, only autists can't tell if it's fake or real

>The guy who freaked out over the new star wars trailer?
kek you missed that

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shhhh let him

>she had a studio so yea i’ve done that. he would walk in with his flashlight sometimes and ask for mommy. I just never acknowledged him.
that makes you the child clinging to mommy

>my wife wanted to take her son to disneyland
>my wife
>her son

what a loser.

Reading things like this always make me happy I didn't marry a western woman. My wife doesn't even buy groceries without asking me if it's okay and how much she's allowed to spend.

no
you dont pick a single mom to have your first child for christ's sake
you do that once you already have kids from a previous cunt AND your value is too low to face a girl with low baggage
hell even after ditching my first cunt i had a prime pussy hit on me
i ended up going for the used roastie instead though, i knew my worth and the prime girl was clearly aiming to use me for breeding
the upside of a single mom is you do not have to impregnate her, she already rolled her rodeo so you can be just the cad
but if you want kids, why would you go there unless you're trash

>everyone says she’s beautiful
why do you care about other peoples opinions, faggot?

The only time single mothers are acceptable is if the father is dead.