Be american

>Be american
>Use the imperial system and despise the metric system
>Go to walmart to buy some burgers ingredients
>Get shot by a burger using a 5.56 mm rifle

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fug, that's pretty based

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Reddit's first attempt at le ebin america meme

>be germany
>remove germans
>install kebab
>le based amirite

5.56 mm?

Did you mean 0,000061242 football fields?

>be americunt
>wake up at 4 in the morning
>drink coffee-infused high fructose cornsyrup
>gain another chin
>open door to leave
>dodge bullets from startled police officer
>thank him for his service
>get in pick-up truck
>wait in traffic for 5 hours, only poor people take public transport
>the clock strikes 11 past 9
>everyone gets out of their car and faces towards new york
>salute the twin towers. never forget.
>get to work
>see a job creator pass by
>prostrate before him and ask if you can work longer and for less
>he tells you that that you're going places
>the entire office begins clapping, thanking him for being so generous
>take lunch break (unpaid)
>eat a super size bowl of ranch sauce with a topping of salad
>gain a bra size
>finally head home from work after working unpaid overtime
>get pulled over by the cops
>they ask to see your ancestry.com results
>7% white
>cops feel threatened by how white you are
>get shot

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nope. they died from .218898 caliber rounds
also, metric system sucks for geometry

kek

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Oh wow, this stupid kraut got really mad.
Your people are replacing themselves because they know they are a mistake. Cause two world wars and murder 20 million Jews, yeah you monsters deserve to be replaced.
The only Germans that deserve to remain are Austrians, kill the rest.