Mfw you evacuate your bowels when you die

>mfw you evacuate your bowels when you die
>mfw 20 Americans had their last shart in mart today
AHAHAHAHA

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alright not gonna lie, I audibly kek'd
but felt bad immediately after

I'd rather shart at a Kmart.

Day of the rake soon

>20 Americans
*Mexicans

Holy shit. Very funny.

They weren't Americans, though. They were spics.

lmao nice bantz, especially for a leaf

Not gonna lie, laughed irl. Leaf flag makes it better for some reason.

Imagine wage slaving at a walmart for 10+ years then end up dying there. I hope they get buried with full shartmart honors.

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Wait... you just assume that everyone goes into public carrying fecal matter with them?..
I make sure I empty my bowels before leaving the house.

Unironically accurate and fentanyl pilled

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>>mfw you evacuate your bowels when you die
Not true. It takes quite a while for the muscles to relax after death.

American is not an ethnicity its a nationality. They were American

So that video is the most cringe I've actually ever seen on the Internet. Holy fuck wow.

That is exactly how we see you tho. White my fucking ass.

>that video

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>fentanyl pilled
At least were trying to rid ourselves of undesirables unlike like you euros. Sheeeet, you lot are literally inviting them in with open arms.

wow that's real edgy vro

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Imagine being forced to take part in a terrible, off the cuff, Wal-Mart parody of a Queen song or it'd go on your record.

Incorrect* had to be free white men until roughly 1870.

>mfw when I hear modern day 'Americans' saying shit like:
>"We beat you (Germans) in WW2"
>"We invented [thing]"
Even worse, though, here in Canada since most of our immigrants come from China/India/Middle East so it's even more absurd.

lmafo

Based. Fuck Americans, I hope more get killed. I unironically hate Americans so fucking much

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