What does Jow Forums think of the Ozarks? I’m an urbanfag who has finally saved up enough money to go wherever I want.
Is it a utopia? Free from the political disaster of the rest of the country? Will I fit in with the rednecks? What’s it like round these parts?
>Will I fit in with the rednecks?
Where are you from fren?
More coastline than the entire length of California
Chicago. Specifically, downtown Chicago. I’ve been working here since I graduated college, and I’ve finally had enough.
>Will I fit in with the rednecks?
No, but they'll fit just fine in you.
Are you laundering money
Ozarks look real nice but I bet it's insect infested hell
Lmao no. But I finally have 300k or so saved. Looks like could buy a mansion down there basically.
Rednecks don't give a fuck about you unless you fuck with them.
Yeah but I’m going to have to live and work in their communities and shit
>work
Well you're going to need to get to know the good'ol boys, every town has them.
What kind of work do you do?
i dunno buy a house after you land a job and use the rest for property taxes or something
Law my guy. I’ve passed the MO bar and am licensed there as well, so that’s partially why I contemplating this.
Well no shit. I’m just wondering if the Ozarks is a favorable place to live.
I live there/near there. SW Missouri. The Ozarks are beautiful, but the area is very boring otherwise and there a lot of tweakers/crackheads. People do weird shit like go to Walmart in their pajamas. The weather is also terrible, at least where I live. Humidity is terrible and the winters are harsh. There is probably about 2.5-3 months of nice weather a year if you combined all the days. If you're not into hunting/fishing, then there is not much to do. The area is largely white, however, which is a plus. Land and real estate are also very cheap if you compare places like Chicago or NY. On the other hand, jobs don't pay nearly as much here. You still see people in Maseratis around here, but I have no idea where they get that money. Don't mean to sound negative, just being honest.
So what exactly is the deal with the tweakers? Is meth just like alcohol down there basically? Is everybody doing it? An even better question, why are they doing meth? Is it just something about the area in particular?
MO fag. You could ball out of control in Branson on 300k. Do it. Just remember, it is feast or famine in the ozarks
Go to the PNW. Every other region sans New England is a meme.
Yeah, but that shit ain’t cheap.
Arkansas: where even the whites are niggers.
There's also a faggot youtuber in the Ozarks who goes by the name Viking Prepardness with a massive audience, he advocates anyone to come (including brown people, he actually emphasizes them to come there) and is basically a hardcore Christian bible thumping prepper (to the point where he calls himself a "Hebrew Viking"), who will definitely have a large influence in any sort of post-USA scenario in that region. I'm sure that guy and his army will try to enslave you and your family if you aren't full on Judeo-Christcuck.
Just something to think about, if you're young you will most likely live long enough to care about a post-USA scenario. Or not, just putting it out there.
I'm from Bama, Florida now, not the Ozarks, I just responded to your redneck comment. You can always come to the beach and do real estate law.
Of course there is a faggot ass far cry villain down there.
Bunch of loud cicadas right now and the people are more like animals in skittish packs also really stupid who won't accept you, lots of child abuse and failures all around. Not sure what other parts of the country are like outside this inbred hellhole, been here a few years and lost touch with reality.
>So what exactly is the deal with the tweakers? Is meth just like alcohol down there basically? Is everybody doing it?
Its not like alcohol, its not that socially acceptable. There are subtle signs someone you know is doing it. You live in the area long enough and you start to see patterns. You see some crazy shit around here, man. I have seen tweakers rolling around the floor of stores screaming like banshees. The store will call the cops and an ambulance because they don't want to deal with it. I have seen tweakers in Walmart literally rearranging the goods on the shelves while mumbling to themselves. Its far out, man.
>An even better question, why are they doing meth?
There isn't really much else to do in a lot of these areas other than stay inside and take drugs. Its also a culture, entire WT families doing meth. You almost forget they're white.
>Is it just something about the area in particular?
This is the question I can't really help you with. I have no idea myself. This just seems like some Breaking Bad Mecca pilgrimage sight or something.
Damn you guys are starting to cast some doubt on my plans. You can’t just google this shit
I don't want to discourage you too much. Moving here had put a lot of good people in my life that I would otherwise not know, but moving here is a big commitment. You kind of leave behind a lot of the stuff you used to know and enjoy. I miss the beach everyday. That being said, you can still live a higher quality of life here in comparison, if you are willing to make the sacrifices.
It sucks. Stay away from here.