>Be leaf
>Go to Walmart
>Don't get shot
Be leaf
Jaxon Howard
Ayden Clark
>go home, put away bags of milk
>pay rent to chinese landlord
>have sex with dog in accordance with Canadian law
Brody Garcia
You mean canada tire
Oliver Murphy
Do you even have wallmarts? I thought leafs eat moose shit.
Easton Barnes
Brayden Butler
Outrageous, Canadians can't keep getting away with it
Ian Morales
>take out trash, set them on curb next to other trash bags
>whoops, it's your Muslim neighbor's wives sitting outside
>apologize profusely
>go inside, watch tv
>Canada's Prime Minister promotes sodomy and chemical child abuse
>guzzle another quart of maple syrup until you pass out
>wake up next day
>repeat cycle forever
>pray for death
>...it never comes
Luis Hernandez
That’s it. You’re North Mexico from now on. That means no more asylum seekers, no more hand outs, stop sneaking our freedoms over the border, give us back our Netflix passwords, and if we see you around our dog again we will shoot first and ask questions later. This is your only warning, snow Mexicans.
Landon Turner
>be leaf
>go to Walmart
>pay $40 for a pound of ground beef
Oliver Young
Caleb Morgan
why is 100% of leaf girl art total shit? is terrible anatomy a stylistic choice?
Joseph Clark
Luis Taylor
>and if we see you around our dog again we will shoot first and ask questions later
you can't stop our love
Joshua Ramirez
>bags of milk $3/L
>decide to save some Yuan and buy a 2 pack of $50/kg steaks
>go to self serve because the register hands only speak Hindi
>have to eat dinner with hands because cutlery is illegal now
Jacob Moore
yeah and we don't even get the estrogen and flouride filled beef like the chads in the states either
Parker Howard
lol, I get mine from Walmart for like $5
Aaron Robinson
>Be burger
>Go to Walmart
>Watch spics get shot
>Go home and eat cheesy puffs
Sebastian Collins
non whites are bad artistes
Isaiah Hill
Benjamin Murphy
I’d rather be shot.
Samuel Ross
Then why are you still such feminized sheep?
Thomas Walker
>Be leaf.
>Be unimportant in every way across the entire world.
Seriously, even England forgot about you, and they used to own you. They just forgot. That's how unimportant you are.
Adrian Sanchez
>imagine if your entire national identity revolves around making it clear to people you weren’t your bigger, wealthier, and more attractive neighbor
Connor Gutierrez
Isn't it funny that we never hear about Canada?
Like literally, they just sit up there discussing the US and Europe all day, every single day, and we don't pay them any fucking attention.
If it weren't for emmasculated cucks like this talking about themselves they'd never be brought up. It's actually really fucking pathetic.
Lincoln Powell
Nathan Campbell
>be leaf
>go to sobeys
>have to pay $40/kg for chicken breast
>see picture of farmer laughing her ass off on package
>shoot self
Dylan Hall
>be leaf
>ching chonk, poodle ramen, chong ching
Nathan Bailey
>be leaf
>go to walmart
>starve
Lucas Baker
more like
>go down to burger land
>buy all your dairy and gas
>go back to leaf land and don't get shot
Ethan Morris
All I have to do is post and you burgers talk non-stop about us. Keep it up fatty!
Jackson Howard
>be leaf
>be gay
>shots himself
Christian Peterson
>be leaf.
>go to walmart.
>cant afford any of the food in there.
Nolan King
based and leafpilled
Brayden Reyes
>be American
>can't spell
Ethan Jackson
>your face when that laws been changed
you mad bro we can go to walmart and not get our brains blown out by a loser beta male incel?
Mason Perry
I want to kiss Leaf-tan
Elijah Moore
>be swede
>never go to walmart
>get stabbed
Michael Adams
All you have to do... is post... about yourself...
and then we discuss you.
Wow. Supreme logic there.
Christopher Carter
>go down to burgerland
>don't get shot
>jump on Jow Forums and pretend as if you didn't just go to burgerland and not get shot
Angel Diaz
We have a home for you here in Minnesota, friend. You'll feel right at home, there's even a college named after Gustavus Adolphus. You can even carry a gun here.
Oliver Kelly
I joined this thread simply because I am drunk and felt like bashing a leaf because it is like punting one of those little teacup chihuahuas, funny, but not very nice.
Asher Lopez
Rochester a shithole? Heading to see family there in a week.
Jacob Sanders
kek
kek
Josiah Bennett
>be leaf
>hear only mandarin barking
>is called laowai in his own country
Angel Ortiz
How would a Minfag know about Western NY? But yes, Rochester isn't super interesting.
Jack Price
I'm glad there are no walmarts here it seems digusting as hell consumerist church.
Chase Sullivan
Rochester is mostly full of spoiled rich white kids, although some small areas are infested by Mexicans. The city is basically fueled entirely by the mayo Clinic, so there are shitloads of doctors and lawyers, etc. I used to love going there for tennis meets because they have really fancy facilities.
There's also a Rochester in Minnesota.
Julian Adams
>Pay $100 for lunch meat
Alexander Scott
neat ty user
Caleb Sanders
the one by where i work has a grocery section that smells like sewage because they spilled malk all over the place and didn't clean it up correctly
James Gomez
They have small grocery stores called neighborhood markets that are actually ok for what they are. It’s the supercenters that are a stain on humanity. Although there are some in nice areas that can actually be ok.
Jacob Martinez
post the edit
Parker Miller
you mean this?
Juan Ramirez
tourist love it
Brody Clark
>Be leaf
>Have gay thugs stalk you
tough being a leaf
Lincoln Price
Any burgers here that have actually ever been shot before? Cause I'm pretty sure it's just a meme.
Compare that to how many leafs have actually fucked dogs before.
Jaxon Baker
>tfw
Hudson Watson
Japan
Logan Hernandez
man, i go to el paso walmart every week, i am a survivor.
David Gutierrez
>Mexican flag
>goes to El Paso every week
Yeah, that checks out.
Ryder Robinson
>be leaf
>go on camping trip
>shoot people
Jose Russell
i have fear now.
Noah Lewis
Good.
Bentley Young
>e
hahahhahaahha i will buy my groceries at whole foods, I won.
there aren't beans.