Brit/pol/: chan nuclear holocaust *Edition

i'm starting to think Timmy isn't paranoid, why is it where ever he moves to there's always building work going on next door. What intel does he have that Mi5 want? why won't they leave him alone?

youtu.be/QF6ad0FLXA4

There’s a very good thread there about semen retention, very interesting

If you see any yanks causing trouble just give them this.

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god he sounded so subdued and calm then

Lad that isn't exactly an arm to show off, average

It's true, but imo it's important to form a relationship and have sex unless you plan on becoming some enlightened monk type fella

also
>no link to thread

>the look on the guy with the powertool's face
Mi5 confirmed. They're fucking with him.

Why are you so jealous of me?

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he is literally begging for help in his vids. he doesn't appear to be getting any help whatsoever otherwise he would do a vid on it. he is paranoid and delusional.

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Lord, what is it with this yank lads?
Why does he post selfies of himself?

What's with the gay yank?

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I think we're back lasses

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You're on the list now mate.

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SEETHING

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Are you dipping cookies into coffee?

Help knocks on his door but he thinks it's all a conspiracy to kill him or something

imagine using maryland cookies for your dunking biccie. absolute state.

I was yeah

Chips ahoy original

You’re a fucking nonce lad

Feel sick

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wow! you can't be natty?!

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BoJo Brexit is still in number 10, lads & lasses.

Remainers haven't rugby tackled Brexit before Halloween yet!

> BoJo Brexit means BoJo Brexit

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>tfw no mods to ban this gay yank

see

What is that thing behind and above him? The thing above the bracket?

Posting again because it's true —
Why would they ever ban Jow Forums?
The guy from Cloudflare was interviewed by The Guardian and said that "certain websites", even though they were "disgusting", would never be denied service by him because certain security agencies had asked him not to.
Now just take a look at any brit/pol/ thread and see why. This place is fucking swarming with GCHQ operatives. That guy who mass replies to people with weird, hypnotic messages. The tripfags who work together to get threads away from politics and back to idiotic chan drama. The constant sliding of threads by the same bad actors.
This place is an asylum. GCHQ hates us, and despises us for having a small but signifcant part in ensuring Brexit. They therefore cripple us, preventing us from ever working cohesively again, while at the same time, torturing us by keeping this online morphine avaialble, and then runining it with terrible, terrible posts spread by their tripfag accounts (use tripfags, of course, because they need to identify themselves to each other).

Back where?

I hate him lads, he loves immigration

Secret monitoring equipment

He was yeah

You faggots aren't gonna be posting anime and reddit shit here again are you?

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He’s a nonce m8

Someone get rid of this yank?

What an annoying, useless bastard of a man

Lads, my dears, who here would like to live in the country?

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Stay mad.
I have good genetics and smoke cigarettes and drink coffee all day

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You should hate all figures of authority, except maybe the greys.

get actual biscuits to dunk or ill break your finger

>Lads, my dears, who here would like to live in the country?
I would.

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Shut the fuck up

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>smoke cigarettes and drink coffee all day

explains why you look like that. Eugenia Cooney could probably deadlift more than you.

Any info on the kid who pushed the other kid off the roof of the Tate yesterday?

dunno thought it was a beam. he just said he pays a years rent in advance so he must be financially independent.

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Based Q post here lads
*tips MAGA hat*

Based and truepilled.

Coulter's law.

Stop trying to start shit or ill be forced to defend myself

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>t. jtrig

>except maybe the greys.

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i want to know where he gets his money from? if he's collecting bennies then he's acknowledging that he has a problem and can't work.

How lovely

I would be riding around everywhere during my spare time

>scottish call centers

who the fuck thought this was a good idea, jesus christ

>what?
sorry?
>say again?
>pardon?

and im not even a hard of hearing pensioner

back to the future lmao

He used to do extras work, don't know if he still does

Found out I have a step brother on my dads side I never knew about. Do I bring it up or just pretend like I don’t know since I can imagine it would cause problems.

Mr Timothy lives in a lovely town

the greys have cucked the governments. i can't hate them

Is the lad who sent me the books to the Woolton delivery Post Office here?

He said he worked in IT for 18 years too, and I've heard people say he's got a large inheritance managed by lawyers.

He sees Dr Sharma at the nuthouse now and again

last year a scouse call center lady said my voice was really nice
thats the only compliment I've received in the last 15 years

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You mean half brother? Retard

That was a good post. Thanks for sharing

Notice how the tripfag on duty for this thread is talking about nothing except biscuits, and very rapidly sliding the thread post mention of what tripfags actually are?
How very mysterious!

doubt it as he spends all day in his flat making videos then walking across the road, shouting at the builders and eat sundaes with his teddys

>tfw no unknown half sister

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your welcome my friend

All you envy me for living on a newly constructed neigborhood near a construction site.
>no chavs
>no pakis
>no potholes
>lush homes
>quiet as shit
>sound of piledrivers to wake you up

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Are you well my lad?

YOU'RE not YOUR FUUUCKK fuckkdkkd i hate it when i do that shit shit shit

Why don't you talk about politics rather than whinge about the gchq boogeyman?

Why do you envy me for living around meth heads? I could beat them and steal their drugs but im a nice guy

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Yeah my bad.

Survive the Jive is live
youtube.com/watch?v=gbksLfNfNjg&feature=push-lsb&attr_tag=H_y-RFZsiN-AQOaB:6

Its ok man dont worry about it

To be honest, Montalbano, I'm starting to suspect that I'm really rather not well at all.

>that smell of fresh carpet
>that fine dust on all the surfaces
>that builders mcdonalds trash in the recycling box
>deano cracks open the door on his new empire, letting the waft of fresh house waft waftily over him, like cracking open that first can of the night
>his key clatters down and echoes on the table, he cracks open his first fosters of the night, 3 pint cans in the fridge. bosh. home sweet home
>the stench of carpets begins to dull his senses
>he can't tell if he's warm or cold, his house is so well insulated and it's completely silent.
>Deano hums chelsea dagger to himself. his own palace. he notices one of the brown letters that looks important
>sat in the middle of his "living room" floor (where the beanbag's going), Deano opens the letter
>'Congratulations on your new home. MR Dean Oswald, We hope that you are settling well. This is a note to notify you that we will commence taking payments of £4919 p/w/p.a/pp commencing as of the first of last month, not including the outstanding monthly and bimonthly interest inclusions at 299% APR per annum. Regards Conglomobank'.
>Deano's eyes see the words but none of it sinks in. he drops the letter and pulls a pizza menu towards him
>Fuck yeah! The local pizza place do donner meat on a pizza! The lads are gonna flip their shit!

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Bring it up and record the shit show

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this. there are no signing-on vids or filling out forms or looking for jobs. he is basically retired and probably gets nothing from the state

oh wow more thoughts on some pagan shite or whatever it is he does

Real ones live in a century old house at the feet of the great cathedral

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the women in your family will find a way to make it a problem, just keep it to yourself.

Well he WAS live, for about 30 seconds

No chavs, packs here. Lots of potholes though.

I live in the north yorkshire countryside so i'm not jealous at all.

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stable last i saw