Brit/pol/ - Scratchings edition

>Tate Modern: Boy 'thrown' off building was French tourist
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-49232807

>EU officials: No basis for 'meaningful' UK Brexit talks
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49240809

>Boris Johnson has no intention of renegotiating Brexit deal, EU told
theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/05/no-deal-brexit-is-boris-johnsons-central-scenario-eu-told

>Nigel Farage lashes out at ‘arrogant’ Tory calls for the Brexit Party to stand aside in an election to avoid splitting the Leave vote
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7321613/Nigel-Farage-lashes-arrogant-Tory-calls-Brexit-Party-stand-aside.html

>Heroin addict reveals £210-a-day habit paid for using benefits and selling 'idea of sex'
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/796403/heroin-addict-habit-pays-for-benefits-sex-work-crack-cocaine-snowball-swansea-wales

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Don’t care, had sex

NIGGERS OUT

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BAAAAND ON THE RUUUN

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Why? Because they make you feel sexually insecure?

Has anyone got the pepe and wojak edit of Stephen Fry with his (childlike) boyfriend?
I made it years ago tbqh.

>A-AND I LOVE THIS CUNTRY.

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no, because they are fucking NIGGERS

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It’s been posted on last thread

Why do you envy Steve for having sex?

That'll be three fiddy pls

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wank me off

You're from Insainsbury's too?

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Why are you so mad that I’ve sex with multiple races?

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Lad neither of those are the pepe and wojak edit smdh

My bad sorry

I am watching Sharpe right now

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>>Heroin addict reveals £210-a-day habit paid for using benefits and selling 'idea of sex'


What? How did he have the energy? This is a guy who would stomp everyones shit if shtf if he is having to take that much heroin to calm down.

i wish i was happy

Not racist, just don't like 'em

Why would a bunch of virgins who never leave the house care so much about rail connections lmfao

lol why tf do you envy us you pathetic virgin i've been doing it for years lmfao

>Mum, dad. I have something to tell you...
>Yes, son?
>I'm gay
>Oh, that's great. You know, we've always kind of suspected it. You never took much interest in girls
>I'm so happy you're ok with this. My partner is outside, waiting to pick me up, but I'll invite him in you want to meet him.
>Sure son, let's meet the fellow
>GOOD EVENING GOOD EVENING I fuck your son with my sweaty, fat cock

Good lad.

I'll snap your cock like a stick of celery mate.

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Bastard

i envy you so much

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=0d_Wv-gkHts

reckon big tim wants to play minecraft with me? we can build some pirate ships

Why do you envy people who have sex?

They get me nowhere, they just bring me down so

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yeah i can tell you envious virgin

Obadiah is a bastard

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S A Y


N O


T O


N O G S

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I imagine it's as crooked as his nose.

Thoughts on this issue lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=Etce7nUNF20

As a virgin i envy your sex life.

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did he have a cleft palate?

A DIRTY RAPIST BASTARD

thanks mate sounds good

FUCK OFF HAKESWILL

Lmfao you posted a white guy proving that whites are sub human

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Does anyone here run their own business?

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Yes but thats all youre getting

Probably, unfortunately that would be the least of his problems though.

Sean Bean was a sexy bitch in his day.

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You're a subhuman too.

movie?

>he doesn't envy a pubes pretenders sex life

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The fucking state of Jordan

Was going to ask about how do you learn to do the admin side? For example invoicing, book keeping and filing and keeping records?

Dirty Harry series, hyper masculine, based filmed.

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Obadiah did nowt wrong, mutha. Man must av is scratchins.

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>French
>Boy
So, either a faggot thrown off roof by Muzzie, Muzzie pushed off by faggot trying to rape him?

QuickBooks

Crank

Forbidden Planet, old gold.

Or this. Looks shit but is actually based.

the pete postlethwaite one

>monsters fron the id

Fucking great. I love old scifi like this island earth etc.

Sharpe's Eagle

youtube.com/watch?v=YXMSYn-4_TU

Peter, if you want me to run your little camping trip, there are two conditions: firstly, I'm in charge, and when I'm not around, Dieter is. All you need to do is sign the checks, tell us we're doing a good job, and open your case of Scotch when we have a good day. Second condition: my fee? You can keep it. All I want in exchange for my services is the right to hunt one of the tyrannosaurs. A male, a buck only. How and why are my business. Now if you don't like either of those two conditions, you're on your own. So go ahead, set up base camp right here, or in a swamp, or in the middle of a Rex nest for all I care. But I've been on too many safaris with rich dentists to listen to any more suicidal ideas, OK?

Imagine being Scottish and believing an opinion poll
>Opinion polls are a device for influencing public opinion, not a device for measuring it. Crack that, and it all makes sense
- Hitchens

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hello you cunt.

Ok thanks, but what about all the other admin stuff? Business admin for dummies?

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It is surprisingly good, yeah

The original the thing and the fly are great

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50's/60's sci-fi is fucking great m8. The Dying Earth series is a masterpiece and hilarious.

hire a roastie with office experience to do it

The quiet earth is crazy but great

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I've settled for just not being in constant pain

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If he doesn’t pick Dirty Harry I won’t be happy

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checked

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I was born when that was the top film.

playback.fm/birthday-movie

>inb4 hello gchq

>white genocide is a conspiracy theory but it's great that it's happening

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I liked On the Beach 1959 tbqh

Would want to save costs to start with

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I kinda want to know more about the Tokyo Pizza Cartels now.

Like the genocide

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king billy never fought hitler on the beaches of dunkirk so we could hand scotland over to anarcho-communist homosexuals who want to open the floodgates of scotland to muslim trannies from paki land
Rangers founded 1690 and is teernal
BTW the flids enjoyed that roof collapse - they love the bantz

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Noice

Wow, calm the fuck down m8.

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speculate to accumulate, or something like that

that mercedes drove me crazy i was speeding

watching rn

Pete has told you cunts Take Cake an Be the Best Your you can aspire to , an dont accepth SHIT ...NAH an Get up motavated
Listen ..


CLOWNWORLD... CLOWNWORLD

watever colour . just state Pround an Be M8s ok ..

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Thoughts on Tim?

Fake mair

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Pretty disturbing everything going on. 8ch going down, Trump more firearm laws in the US and banning video games.

SERIOURSLY .. TIM .. ?? I had a Christ in my unit who was Jesus ....

This country is shit, the nation is all that matters.